How do Catholics cope?

[Charges officer?]

>Christ rides a donkey or something
>meanwhile Catholics
how do they defend this?

 

[Klitty]

>Christ rides a donkey or something
>meanwhile Catholics
how do they defend this?
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"the popemobile" bro thinks he's warrior-z

 

[baqqrih]

"the popemobile" bro thinks he's warrior-z

I don't understand this joke. What does the Popemobile have to do with Z?

 

[Klitty]

I don't understand this joke. What does the Popemobile have to do with Z?

The joke is that popemobile has "-mobile" in its name, same as batmobile(obviously warrior z loves batman)

 

[StudioExcréments]

noob

 

[Namefag]

Just believe in a better denomination chudcel

 

[worldatwar]

@GemersonLakeAndPalmer

 

[Charges officer?]

Just believe in a better denomination chudcel

I'm going to let you on a little secret... You can just stop believing altogether

 

[shipment]

Just believe in a better denomination chudcel

How would someone go about finding the "correct" denomination? There's too many to count, some recorded and preserved, others buried as a result of millenniums of Christian in-fighting. For all I know, the "true" denomination exists today through a long-forgotten hit-piece from thousands of years ago, leaving the truth fogged in bias until the end of time. I can never wrap my ahead around denominational bickerings, how do you find your truth, how do you the truth in it all? Do you stick to the Bible and seek the church within, or do you devout yourself to new-age complicated teachings? I feel as if there's nothing definitive due to the sheer amount of choice in lines of thinking and prior written thought.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

@GemersonLakeAndPalmer

Obsessed with me or something

 

[worldatwar]

Obsessed with me or something

your thoughts?

 

[Namefag]

How would someone go about finding the "correct" denomination? There's too many to count, some recorded and preserved, others buried as a result of millenniums of Christian in-fighting. For all I know, the "true" denomination exists today through a long-forgotten hit-piece from thousands of years ago, leaving the truth fogged in bias until the end of time. I can never wrap my ahead around denominational bickerings, how do you find your truth, how do you the truth in it all? Do you stick to the Bible and seek the church within, or do you devout yourself to new-age complicated teachings? I feel as if there's nothing definitive due to the sheer amount of choice in lines of thinking and prior written thought.

The only objectively 100% true denomination would be if you had God himself as the preacher every Sunday, there's always gonna be human fuckery so just pick one closer to your core values

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

your thoughts?

Paganism lost.

 

[Liquid Warrior-Z]

I ought to be a Saint at this point seeing how I’m going through the ordeal of getting raged on and obsessed over on the daily. KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Joseph]

>Christ rides a donkey or something
>meanwhile Catholics
how do they defend this?
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Donkeys were probablby expensive to keep and maintain 2000+ years ago, and that mercedes is not that expensive, also bullets didn't exist back then either and that G-wagon is most likely bulletproof to protect the pope.

 

[kars cosplay guy]

Idk

 

[Charges officer?]

Donkeys were probablby expensive to keep and maintain 2000+ years ago, and that mercedes is not that expensive, also bullets didn't exist back then either and that G-wagon is most likely bulletproof to protect the pope.

mental gymnastics
catholic church is known for spending lots of money on luxury

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

 

[worldatwar]

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necrophiliacs

 

[StudioExcréments]

mental gymnastics
catholic church is known for spending lots of money on luxury

No fucking way the cult leaders (protestant pastor reference) are evil greedy noobs who buy gold shitters instead of helping le starving african (or even keeping the churches maintained since most of our churches are litterally turning into ruins from lack of funding) noob babies or something. Also the G wagon was a gift from mercedes.