Okay, I have calculated the volume of the hog trailer. For this example I took the longest variant at 53' feet in length. Punching numbers into a volume calculator resulted in a volume of 10,587,110.40 cubic inches for the hog trailer.
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Let's assume that all noobs in this equation are of equal height and weight, which would be 6'1" feet in lenght and 165 pounds in weight. Using this I could calculate that the body volume of a single noob is exactly 4410.72 cubic inches.
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Assuming we leave no space between noobs, and that we cannot just cut a noob in half to fit the rest of empty space. We get the final number of 2400 noobs as the maximum capacity for this particular hog trailer.
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That is if we assume that noobs are akind to liquid-like substance, like poop, and as we know, noobs and poop are one and the same
CASE SOLVED!