i brought a swiss army knife 2 school today

[Victorio]

no

Consider buying a victorinox knife. They're expensive but high quality, and will save your ass often

 

[rap soon nick gurr]

inFATuated lol

 

[Hunter]

You should get a butterfly knife or a stiletto knife, they're cooler.

when i was in highschool i brought a comb one nearly scared every teacher in the school with it and they couldnt do shit its a comb geg

 

[worldatwar]

yall noobs bring weapons to school??

 

[Hamass_2]

yall noobs bring weapons to school??

I heard reading a shitty school magazine about how a black kid put a clock in his bookbag and when it rang people thought it was a bomb so a whole bomb disabler team came in to figure it ou but no its was just the clock. Because of that he met President Obama then he was awarded?

 

[Victorio]

yall noobs bring weapons to school??

Everything is a weapon

 

[snuffereet]

Miko next time you should sneak in noob babies and see if the teacher confiscates them and raises them as class pets

 

[shekel]

i was really infatuated this morning with it so i brought it to school and i was using it in class and then my teacher saw it and took it away and i got sent to the principals and i got a slap on the wrist cause i think they know i have issues

How did you regress into being so autistic?

 

[shekel]

OP probably lives at 2441 Carlmont Drive Apartment 205, Belmont CA. If you know what I mean

We should call up his mom Liudmila Udis at (650) 619-5346 and make her give birth to a son who isn't as dummyed

 

[Charges officer?]

op is

 

[Twostripe]

You should get a butterfly knife or a stiletto knife, they're cooler.

Spinny spinny hand things mog so hard

 

[Thomsen]

Off topic but i found some gypsy selling a huge jap machete just for 50 cents.

 

[Charges officer?]

Off topic but i found some gypsy selling a huge jap machete just for 50 cents.

wanna guess where he got it from?

 

[jim🅱️o]

@bowl under your permission do u want pizza still?

ur gonna make him more fat holmes

 

[You]

Spinny spinny hand things mog so hard

karambits or butterfly knives? Most slavs love them.

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

take my updoot you fucking dummy

 

[Twostripe]

karambits or butterfly knives? Most slavs love them.

I still own my fidget spinner collection

 

[_account]

A guy got his spine broken on the sink in the school bathroom once, knives aren't the only way to crit somebody at school

 

[Hamass_2]

ur gonna make him more fat holmes

He gains 1 km when ever he eats a large dessert
Xe is also part of israel btw so thats why ISRAEL is secretly getting bigger and becoming greater off of him

 

[baqqrih]

I actually do bring a Swiss army knife to school every day for the last 2 years.

Just emailed this post to them, sorry bro