I eat food off the floor

Do you?

 

[Squigger]

my dog says this

 

[Zonky]

my dog says this

join your dog

 

[pig]

one time in elementary school a teacher got mad at me for making a mess and she was like "who cleans that for you at home" and i told her my dog did and she walked away kinda pissed

 

[Zonky]

one time in elementary school a teacher got mad at me for making a mess and she was like "who cleans that for you at home" and i told her my dog did and she walked away kinda pissed

My elementary school teacher once spilled coffee on her clipboard and I never tasted coffee before so I licked it off the clipboard

 

[1876 o algo]

I went to this one girls house when we were ~15. She had like three dogs and her house was fucking disgusting, and she deadass still ate shit she dropped on the floor (she was fat).
Never went back to her house again.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I went to this one girls house when we were ~15. She had like three dogs and her house was fucking disgusting, and she deadass still ate shit she dropped on the floor (she was fat).
Never went back to her house again.

>You will never help a fat girl clean up her kip of a home and bring her and her dogs on daily walks afterwards in order to get her into better shape.

 

[finocide]

I remember when i was a caca my fatass friend was talking to me and i was just staring over his shoulder and i saw these little year 7s drop a bag of skittles and then like 10 year 7s started picking up and eating the muddy skittles (after walking on them too)

 

[Zonky]

I remember when i was a caca my fatass friend was talking to me and i was just staring over his shoulder and i saw these little year 7s drop a bag of skittles and then like 10 year 7s started picking up and eating the muddy skittles (after walking on them too)

Yum yum

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

I do this genuinely
like during lunch if my food ever falls to the ground I just pick it up and brush it using my hands and then eat it