Lateral
Be the raped yesterday, become the rapist tomorrow
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You are walking around in Jartypory, Poland but there’s one issue: you are literally starving to death. You need to choose one of ten places to get food.
Randall’s Restaurant: Sells burgers made of the essence of shota porn itself. Disgusting guro and self-harm imagery litters the walls. Even catching a whiff of the food there will turn you into a mutilated pooner with botched surgeries.
Sloppy Jacky’s: In this restaurant, you may order foreskin kebabs and clitty leakage hummus. The waiters are extremely hostile and will constantly call you a pedophile if you are a goyim. Before you leave, you must post a picture of your penis on the Shroom.
The Bridguffet: A restaurant full of various Aztec cuisine. Legends state those who attempt to eat its food are cursed to brap and shitfling for 5,125 years. Every day, an unlucky visitor is chosen to be sacrificed to the Sun God so the owner can become a real man.
CsteaX No. 2: Orders can only be placed through contacting on Discord. The steaks have estrogen in them, and the waiters will try to groom you. Served with curry with feces sauce and bugs, with a drink of cow piss or even more estrogen.
Cute-Bar-U: The building is made of cobblestone with crumbling Jordanian architecture. All drinks are infused with subtances that make you seethe 24/7. Has an extremely violent customer called “Hunky” which constantly fights for the owner’s love.
GQQT GRQCERIES: A former massive Dutch supermarket chain, now destroyed by Cargoist forces. Littered with MLP, Sonic, and Jetpack Joyride merch. Not really a restaurant, but the few survivors are willing to trade. A shapeshifting Finn known only as “supersage” is said to appear here.
Moorsaar Mornings: Sells the infamous transcakes, which can do anything from give you a fat black girlfriend, flip your gender, to kill you instantly with a brapnvke. Be careful, as one dislike react from the manager and you’ll be dead in seconds.
OnziDeli: All of the menus are in Brazilian Portugese morse code. Every single staff member will constantly sexually harass you, even if you are male. Sandwiches are frozen in Onzi’s real womenme goon folder and contain coal and brimstone as ingredients.
Brootal Hooters: The restaurant seems amazing at first, with the hottest waiters imaginable and delectable beetroot soup. But when you’re just about to finish, the waiter backstabs you and uses the DDoS machine to drop you to Musdummy’s gooning dungeon.
Hillel’s ‘P-Food: Come on noob, you really going here?
Randall’s Restaurant: Sells burgers made of the essence of shota porn itself. Disgusting guro and self-harm imagery litters the walls. Even catching a whiff of the food there will turn you into a mutilated pooner with botched surgeries.
Sloppy Jacky’s: In this restaurant, you may order foreskin kebabs and clitty leakage hummus. The waiters are extremely hostile and will constantly call you a pedophile if you are a goyim. Before you leave, you must post a picture of your penis on the Shroom.
The Bridguffet: A restaurant full of various Aztec cuisine. Legends state those who attempt to eat its food are cursed to brap and shitfling for 5,125 years. Every day, an unlucky visitor is chosen to be sacrificed to the Sun God so the owner can become a real man.
CsteaX No. 2: Orders can only be placed through contacting on Discord. The steaks have estrogen in them, and the waiters will try to groom you. Served with curry with feces sauce and bugs, with a drink of cow piss or even more estrogen.
Cute-Bar-U: The building is made of cobblestone with crumbling Jordanian architecture. All drinks are infused with subtances that make you seethe 24/7. Has an extremely violent customer called “Hunky” which constantly fights for the owner’s love.
GQQT GRQCERIES: A former massive Dutch supermarket chain, now destroyed by Cargoist forces. Littered with MLP, Sonic, and Jetpack Joyride merch. Not really a restaurant, but the few survivors are willing to trade. A shapeshifting Finn known only as “supersage” is said to appear here.
Moorsaar Mornings: Sells the infamous transcakes, which can do anything from give you a fat black girlfriend, flip your gender, to kill you instantly with a brapnvke. Be careful, as one dislike react from the manager and you’ll be dead in seconds.
OnziDeli: All of the menus are in Brazilian Portugese morse code. Every single staff member will constantly sexually harass you, even if you are male. Sandwiches are frozen in Onzi’s real womenme goon folder and contain coal and brimstone as ingredients.
Brootal Hooters: The restaurant seems amazing at first, with the hottest waiters imaginable and delectable beetroot soup. But when you’re just about to finish, the waiter backstabs you and uses the DDoS machine to drop you to Musdummy’s gooning dungeon.
Hillel’s ‘P-Food: Come on noob, you really going here?
