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I got jump by 2 homeless guys last nigth

Me and brother we're drinking vodka in a parking lot in the party part of town. I was drunk as shit and some piece of shit methead jumped me and started punching me. They stole my belt so i came back to get it back but one of them had his hand in his coat and i heard the sound of a switchblade being clicked. I dont know why i pussied out, i know i did the rigth choice but like i feel it would have atleast not affected my self worth as much if i had atleast tried fucking them up in return. I just feel like a victim, i only managed to kick one of them in the face when he was punching me. I hate myself, i am a 180 pounds 6'1 boxer and i was drunk as shit but i just wish i had thrown them into the river, fucking pieces of fucking shit.
YO GOOFY AHH GOT JUMPED BY TWO MICRO-BRAIN ANKLE-CHAINED KETCHUP-STAINMED CRACK ADDICTS WHO HAD THEIR GRANDMAS GIVE LAP DANCES TO BLING BLING BOY TO PAY RENT. YOU GOT SPONGEBOB FLIPPING KRABBY PATTIES IN YO CRACK AFTER THEY HUMBLED STUPID ASS WEAK BITCH
 
Me and brother we're drinking vodka in a parking lot in the party part of town. I was drunk as shit and some piece of shit methead jumped me and started punching me. They stole my belt so i came back to get it back but one of them had his hand in his coat and i heard the sound of a switchblade being clicked. I dont know why i pussied out, i know i did the rigth choice but like i feel it would have atleast not affected my self worth as much if i had atleast tried fucking them up in return. I just feel like a victim, i only managed to kick one of them in the face when he was punching me. I hate myself, i am a 180 pounds 6'1 boxer and i was drunk as shit but i just wish i had thrown them into the river, fucking pieces of fucking shit.
That is le sad
 
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I was expecting a less demeaning reaction. Of course i expected some funny comments like "why did'nt you just shoot them o algo" along with the odd mean comment. I was not expecting the majority of comments to blame me. Sure it's me who drank a 375ml bottle of vodka along with 6 shots of rum but this was an act of genuinly random violence, they could have robbed my cash but all they took was my belt.
How do you get shitfaced from this geg? Baby numbers
 
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