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- Apr 21, 2025
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- 16
I was travelling on the forest and I saw a weirdlooking creature behind me named "IAIAOAOWMDJDNDJWSI*#*@*@*@*♡>×(@,♡○£○JAKKERGEMMOSON", didn't know what this does so I decided to peak In but after few steps, They saw me and grabbed me and threw me to the noobJEWHQ9292929191919191857746564838228, There are bunch of noobs working at the noobcacaothq office, I decided to grab the chair and throw it to noobs, They were shocked and started to scream and chimpout on the office like destroying, throwing and going crazy to anything for no fucking reason, I quickly go 420% fast, then there it was, IT WAS A GEORGE FLOYD WHO OVERDOSED FROM FENTANYL, THIS STUPID APE IS GOING ENRAGED AND CHIMPOUT AND CALL THE noobS ON ME THE noob APPEARED ON GEORGEFLOYD AND STARTED TO GRAB A FENTANYL AND CONSUMING IT 99 TIMES, THEN HE TRANSFORMED INTO A GORILLA AND STARTED SCREAMING SHIT LIKE "OOGS BOOGO OOOOOGGGAPAOOGOOGOOGOG BOOOOOOGOOOGOOOGGGGG" AND STARTED MAKING MONKEY SOUND, I QUICKLY EXITED IT BUT THE noob KICKED ME BACK AND CLOSED THE DOOR MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO ESCAPE, I decided to run over and jump on the windows to get the fuck out, I ran away as fast as I can but I was sent to the noobZONE, They're too much noobs on the noobzone but luckily I got a MEGAGOD GUN that exterminates all noobs in single shot, I decided to trigger it, Then a ANTInoobHOLE APPEARED and DESTROYED ALL noobS, But it summoned a SUPREME noobS THE ARCHDEUS OF noobS, This individual stole MY FUCKING GUN and destroyed it, THE noob ARCHDEUS SAYS "IM A SUPERDUPEROMEGAULTRAnoobDEUS AND I WELCOME THEE TO MY REALM OO OO AA AA IM A FUCKING noob OOGA BOOOOGAAAAAAAUUUHHHHH", I decided to run away, THE noobDEUS IS CHASING ME, I CONTINUED RUNNING OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL I SAW A noob-DECIMATOR ALTAR, I PULLED OUT THE ARTIFACT OF ANTInoob AND PUT IT IN THE ALTAR, THEN THE noobDEUS GETTING SACRIFICED TO DEATH, BEFORE HIS SOUL GETS ERASED IN PIECES FROM THE UNIVERSAL DEATHHOLE, HE SAID HIS LAST WORDS "NAAOOAOAOAOAOAOAAOAOOOOO I CANTTT BREEWAAAAAAAATHTHTHTHEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGUGGUGUGUGHGHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH-", Then I was returned back to the overworld, Whatever you do... DO NOT INTERACT THE CREATURE NAMED KILLnoobGBOOGJAKCOBGEMGEGERALD OR YOULL GET SENT TO THE noobLAND!!!
