I wish i were a pig

[pig]

So i could eat food all day and not have any problems in my horrible bitch ass noob life and then die by getting a nail fired into my skull which would hopefully be painless
Do pigs ever have to worry about relationships? Going to college? Finances? Family issues? Well they're incapable of doing that but even if they could they wouldn't. Being a pig is awesome

 

[Beefsoup]

this.

 

[pig]

 

[worldatwar]

why would you ever want to be ukrainian?

 

[GQQT]

why would you ever want to be ukrainian?

[Z]iuhcoyotyl [Z]

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

I LIKE THEM PORK RHINDS

 

[I seen it on the Internet]

 

[Beefsoup]

I found this video on /soy/ and it's original name was "gas the liars"

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

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I found this video on /soy/ and it's original name was "gas the liars"

It was probably minuteman that posted it.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

If you want the life of an animal, go read up on texts related to going innawoods. Buy a minuscule plot of land and a camper to live in. Get a PAYG SIM card plan for the internet, a large power bank and fifty or so 5L bottles of water. Stop by a local library or restaurant once a month to charge all of your elecreal womanics, perhaps buy a ruck-sack of some kind as to not draw attention whilst charging everything at once? Fill up your water bottles at whatever well you can find, feel free to bathe in it also. If this isn't possible get the cheapest gym membership possible to do the same. If you've read your texts, you could try to rely on fishing, hunting and the like, but if not simply purchase cheap tinned foods and medical supplements like vitamins. Fund everything through occasional sporadic DoorDash jobs, if of course you haven't set a few thousand aside prior. Lord knows how long you'll be able to live like this hahaha, just some loose thoughts and ideas I've accumulated myself over the past few years of thinking in approximation to yourself. Not the wanting to be a pig part but the wanting to separate and rid oneself of modern follies and tethering hahaha. There's a lot of prerequisites to such a plan, you figure out how to go about it and how to fund it all.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

If you want the life of an animal, go read up on texts related to going innawoods. Buy a minuscule plot of land and a camper to live in. Get a PAYG SIM card plan for the internet, a large power bank and fifty or so 5L bottles of water. Stop by a local library or restaurant once a month to charge all of your elecreal womanics, perhaps buy a ruck-sack of some kind as to not draw attention whilst charging everything at once? Fill up your water bottles at whatever well you can find, feel free to bathe in it also. If this isn't possible get the cheapest gym membership possible to do the same. If you've read your texts, you could try to rely on fishing, hunting and the like, but if not simply purchase cheap tinned foods and medical supplements like vitamins. Fund everything through occasional sporattic DoorDash jobs, if of course you haven't set a few thousand aside prior. Lord knows how long you'll be able to live like this hahaha, just some loose thoughts and ideas I've accumulated myself over the past few years of thinking in approximation to yourself. Not the wanting to be a pig part but the wanting to seperate and rid oneself of modern follies and tetherings hahaha.

Good advice but this noob would fly away the second a sreal womang breeze hit him, so innawoods isn't really an option.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Good advice but this noob would fly away the second a sreal womang breeze hit him, so innawoods isn't really an option.

Yeah @INDIAN PIG FARM it's over, just get on neetbux if possible haha. Complain about chronic-fatigue or some nonsense, whatever works.

 

[Apeson]

So i could eat food all day and not have any problems in my horrible bitch ass noob life and then die by getting a nail fired into my skull which would hopefully be painless
Do pigs ever have to worry about relationships? Going to college? Finances? Family issues? Well they're incapable of doing that but even if they could they wouldn't. Being a pig is awesome

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_policy_of_Ukraine

 

[modderola]

>I wish i were a pig

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

If you want the life of an animal, go read up on texts related to going innawoods. Buy a minuscule plot of land and a camper to live in. Get a PAYG SIM card plan for the internet, a large power bank and fifty or so 5L bottles of water. Stop by a local library or restaurant once a month to charge all of your elecreal womanics, perhaps buy a ruck-sack of some kind as to not draw attention whilst charging everything at once? Fill up your water bottles at whatever well you can find, feel free to bathe in it also. If this isn't possible get the cheapest gym membership possible to do the same. If you've read your texts, you could try to rely on fishing, hunting and the like, but if not simply purchase cheap tinned foods and medical supplements like vitamins. Fund everything through occasional sporadic DoorDash jobs, if of course you haven't set a few thousand aside prior. Lord knows how long you'll be able to live like this hahaha, just some loose thoughts and ideas I've accumulated myself over the past few years of thinking in approximation to yourself. Not the wanting to be a pig part but the wanting to separate and rid oneself of modern follies and tethering hahaha. There's a lot of prerequisites to such a plan, you figure out how to go about it and how to fund it all.

Man, this all sounds comfy as all hell when put together like this. I might actually attempt this when I'm in my mid-20s. The housing market in Paddyland is disgraceful yet purchasing land is surprisingly simple if you have family in the area of where you plan to buy. I could easily lick some county counselors arse into getting a plot by a gorgeous overlooked spot I have in mind. If only I weren't stuck in School at the moment, I would've been able to save up two years of untaxed income at my part-time. My father owns rods and a canoe, the internet is plentiful in information and I know how to get to some obscured local wells like the back of my hand. Hmm. Yes I will make this thread about me and you will like it, cope and sneed.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Man, this all sounds comfy as all hell when put together like this. I might actually attempt this when I'm in my mid-20s. The housing market in Paddyland is disgraceful yet purchasing land is surprisingly simple if you have family in the area of where you plan to buy. I could easily lick some county counselors arse into getting a plot by a gorgeous overlooked spot I have in mind. If only I weren't stuck in School at the moment, I would've been able to save up two years of untaxed income at my part-time. My father owns rods and a canoe, the internet is plentiful in information and I know how to get to some obscured local wells like the back of my hand. Hmm. Yes I will make this thread about me and you will like it, cope and sneed.
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Don't forget to ruin all of your peace and freedom by starting a failure of a bombing spree to get people to pay attention to some gay little book you wrote and dying in prison

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Don't forget to ruin all of your peace and freedom by starting a failure of a bombing spree to get people to pay attention to some gay little book you wrote and dying in prison

Aryan dough.

 

[absolutely not dino]

why do you want to be ukranian

 

[Twostripe]

>You wish you were what?

 

[Joseph]

why does op wanna be muslim?