Im lost in a Forest

[Hamass_2]

Okay basically i was with a bunch of guys who are in some militia were they were hunting with bb guns, so i decided to volunteer in which i lost my buddies due to me taking a piss.. and now im alone with a bb gun and my phone (you can use the shroom on phone) in the forest.

what do i do?

 

[Twostripe]

run around in circles and loudly yell for help

 

[basil]

i cant help you on this

 

[snuffereet]

live in the woods and scare hikers and become an urban legend

 

[basil]

live in the woods and scare hikers and become an urban legend

the bb gun would 100% help with this you could become the hunter from jumanji with like a makeshift pith helmet

 

[Sawfish]

You should use your phone's flashlight as a morse lamp and send blacked video links to passing aircraft

 

[Hamass_2]

run around in circles and loudly yell for help

I cant the forest is so big there’s no one around besides that farmer but he’s far from where im at. Im starting to get paranoid in the dark. Like something is watching me. But yeah i did call out for them i still didn’t get a response

the bb gun would 100% help with this you could become the hunter from jumanji with like a makeshift pith helmet

I dont wanna get a felony doe

 

[Hamass_2]

You should use your phone's flashlight as a morse lamp and send blacked video links to passing aircraft

I am doing that but its like 44% battery left

 

[jim🅱️o]

why is ur pfp james holmes

 

[Hamass_2]

why is ur pfp james holmes

Cuz i dyed my hair orange before leaving

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

why have you got a mass shooter as your avi you fucking cringe cacaot

 

[Hamass_2]

why have you got a mass shooter as your avi you fucking cringe cacaot

Chill noob ? I find it funny pic of xim. Also i encountered poison envy or its not

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

Chill noob ?

Sorry I think I used one too many cusses.

Also i encountered poison envy or its not

Better to not touch it rather than finding out.

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

Just bust a nut and you'll be fine...

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

Just bust a nut and you'll be fine...

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!​

 

[_account]

Tell me the general area where you are and I'll eventually be out to give you a proper burial. I'll try to find you before the scavengers, but no guarantees alright? Also I'll need some family contacts, I only accept cash on the barrel head

 

[Hamass_2]

Sorry I think I used one too many cusses.

Better to not touch it rather than finding out.

Okay..

 

[Hamass_2]

Okay ive been walking for a hour and i still haven’t found a exit. Shit

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

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Okay ive been walking for a hour and i still haven’t found a exit. Shit

Should've taken my advice and busted a nut...

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

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Okay ive been walking for a hour and i still haven’t found a exit. Shit

If you have signal can you not just use a map?