is it true that if you are 8cm indian man in toronto, having a cheeky wank on a bench will attract voluptuous white women like moths to lamp?

[pig]

 

[royalcracker]

do this and then you'll get all the ladies trust

 

[shipment]

Jostling yourself in public is the human equivalent of birds singing and dancing to attract mates. So yes, obviously. I do however have to ask DOLL what he believes, anyone would be a fool not to do so.