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As I'm sure you all have figured out, our beloved kekcattle @jim🅱️o has gone missing, and you're probably wondering where he went; which is exactly the question I come to (You) shroomcacas today to attempt answering.

First, I would like to remind you all of an opinion expressed by Jimbo as early as the very first day of the shroom's existence:
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Many of you, myself included, wrote this off as nothing more than another jimbo brap and moved on with our lives.

HOWEVER, I as well as anyone else am capable of being wrong, and to get the following point across I must also remind you of where jimbo lives:
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With that in mind I want to show you all something else now.

This video claims Korpsebunny "grew up in Utah" which would be a fruitless lie to tell so we can safely assume during her run as Korpsebunny she was either in Utah or operated from there in some way.

Now before we continue I should remind you that "Korpsebunny" went inactive in 2024 after being accused of rape and abuse, which is a whole separate thing not super relevant to finding our jimboobs o algo.

But does this mean Korpse the person went truly inactive or that she just stopped posting under that name? Well to answer that question:
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We get immediate confirmation from cry (the alleged victim that initially "exposed" her) through a public crashout in her defense for some reason that this is the same person. That Instagram then links to a Linktree which takes us to the calpicokisses Bandcamp where we can see the following pieces of information:
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Seems like where someone like her would come from, right?

Well we know from experience that she's NOT from Atlanta but Jimbo IS.

We also know her first song as "calpicokisses" was released in November 2025, which coincidentally is right around the same time Jimbo started "quitting" the shroom off and on from what we thought back then was just leakage.
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This all just begs the question:

Why would she travel what we're assuming is 1500 miles from fucking Utah all the way to where Jimbo lives?

Notice how the shroom's pph has dropped ever so slightly since Jimbo's disappearnace?

Now notice how "calpicokisses" has actually gained traction since her start in November, this is most notable on Instagram but you'll see it on other platforms too.
>671 followers >671 >67 ohnonONONONONONONONO.....
This isn't from being korpsebunny either because she's made other attempts to "come back" which I won't link simply because they flopped and I don't have that kind of time or energy to invest into it right now o algo.

>So what exactly does any of this SNCA wordswordswords mean?

I'll tell you what I think it means:

I have no data on whether this is of his own volition or not, or what he had with him or where he even went, but the writing is on the walls here and we can no longer ignore the simple fact that calpicokisses is holding Jimbo hostage somewhere and making him be her personal PPH-raising slave, as well as being made to do it for free in other areas as well but my primary theory involves the PPH thing.

Shroomcacas your response? Unless someone else knows the true whereabouts of jimboboiii this seems to be the best lead we have for now...
 
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As I'm sure you all have figured out, our beloved kekcattle @jim🅱️o has gone missing, and you're probably wondering where he went; which is exactly the question I come to (You) shroomcacas today to attempt answering.

First, I would like to remind you all of an opinion expressed by Jimbo as early as the very first day of the shroom's existence:
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Many of you, myself included, wrote this off as nothing more than another jimbo brap and moved on with our lives.

HOWEVER, I as well as anyone else am capable of being wrong, and to get the following point across I must also remind you of where jimbo lives:
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With that in mind I want to show you all something else now.

This video claims Korpsebunny "grew up in Utah" which would be a fruitless lie to tell so we can safely assume during her run as Korpsebunny she was either in Utah or operated from there in some way.

Now before we continue I should remind you that "Korpsebunny" went inactive in 2024 after being accused of rape and abuse, which is a whole separate thing not super relevant to finding our jimboobs o algo.

But does this mean Korpse the person went truly inactive or that she just stopped posting under that name? Well to answer that question:
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We get immediate confirmation from cry (the alleged victim that initially "exposed" her) through a public crashout in her defense for some reason that this is the same person. That Instagram then links to a Linktree which takes us to the calpicokisses Bandcamp where we can see the following pieces of information:
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Seems like where someone like her would come from, right?

Well we know from experience that she's NOT from Atlanta but Jimbo IS.

We also know her first song as "calpicokisses" was released in November 2025, which coincidentally is right around the same time Jimbo started "quitting" the shroom off and on from what we thought back then was just leakage.
View attachment 117262
This all just begs the question:

Why would she travel what we're assuming is 1500 miles from fucking Utah all the way to where Jimbo lives?

Notice how the shroom's pph has dropped ever so slightly since Jimbo's disappearnace?

Now notice how "calpicokisses" has actually gained traction since her start in November, this is most notable on Instagram but you'll see it on other platforms too.
View attachment 117263
This isn't from being korpsebunny either because she's made other attempts to "come back" which I won't link simply because they flopped and I don't have that kind of time or energy to invest into it right now o algo.

>So what exactly does any of this SNCA wordswordswords mean?

I'll tell you what I think it means:

I have no data on whether this is of his own volition or not, or what he had with him or where he even went, but the writing is on the walls here and we can no longer ignore the simple fact that calpicokisses is holding Jimbo hostage somewhere and making him be her personal PPH-raising slave, as well as being made to do it for free in other areas as well but my primary theory involves the PPH thing.

Shroomcacas your response? Unless someone else knows the true whereabouts of jimboboiii this seems to be the best lead we have for now...
thats me btw jimbo is my blakced husbando
 
thats me btw jimbo is my blakced husbando
Give him back o algo we need that pph to combat der coooooooord or something along those lines
Even though a more realistic reason is that he just got shot in a drive by
Well yeah but this is a better larp so just go along with it
 
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