ITT announce when you're going to the bathroom

[Namefag]

 

[Joseph]

Just took a shit. That shit's name? @jimbo ...

 

[1876 o algo]

Going to the bathroom. Not using the toilet or anything, just checking it out

 

[Namefag]

I'm gonna take a piss. I'm also hoping I'll shit but I have chronic constipation so I'm not holding my breath.

 

[Namefag]

I'm gonna take a piss. I'm also hoping I'll shit but I have chronic constipation so I'm not holding my breath.

Update: The bowel movements ended up being successful

 

[1876 o algo]

Update: The bowel movements ended up being successful

Blud spent 4 hours and 51 minutes trying to shit

 

[1876 o algo]

Does it count if I didn't go to the actual bathroom but still shit?

 

[Catter]

Does it count if I didn't go to the actual bathroom but still shit?

Where were you shitting doe

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Blud spent 4 hours and 51 minutes trying to shit

Patience is a virtue.

 

[Soyspotter]

i shit in my pants, scoop it out, and toss it at my wall, so i dont really need this thread.

 

[GQQT]

i shit in my pants, scoop it out, and toss it at my wall, so i dont really need this thread.

TSMT, we need a thread for after going to the bathroom

 

[Namefag]

TSMT, we need a thread for after going to the bathroom

inb4 derailed

 

[GQQT]

inb4 derailed

nah, that was enough for today
And jackbox should be soon so that'll be gamenight

 

[Soyspotter]

i shit in my pants, scoop it out, and toss it at my wall, so i dont really need this thread.

story time actually, one night when i was 3 i went to the bathroom and shit in the sink before realizing it was not in fact a toilet, so i picked the shit in the sink up and threw it in the toilet, but there was still poop on my hands, so i started wiping my hands all over the towels in my bathroom, which by this time i heard by dad coming downstairs, so i ran to my room to fake-sleep, but before that I wiped the all the excess over my bedroom walls before my parents found everything.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

story time actually, one night when i was 3 i went to the bathroom and shit in the sink before realizing it was not in fact a toilet, so i picked the shit in the sink up and threw it in the toilet, but there was still poop on my hands, so i started wiping my hands all over the towels in my bathroom, which by this time i heard by dad coming downstairs, so i ran to my room to fake-sleep, but before that I wiped the all the excess over my bedroom walls before my parents found everything.

???

 

[_73]

I remember a UkrARYAN kid shitting in the pool once.

 

[Soyspotter]

???

offended much? heh... liberals am i right?

 

[GQQT]

I have dark tales from fullerton, but that's for another day

 

[Namefag]

I have dark tales from fullerton, but that's for another day

Not announcing when you're going to the bathroom + ratio

 

[GQQT]

Not announcing when you're going to the bathroom + ratio

>ratio
and they call me the twittercaca