ITT: Bless or curse the person above you

[Lateral]

I curse you to have anything you touch turn into pork

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I bless you with some galaxy gas

 

[Itransheartblox]

I bless you with a pillow that is cold on both sides or something

 

[royalcracker]

blessing you with lots of cheese

 

[Fish]

I bless you with a chair that can run very fast

 

[Lateral]

I bless you to become a buff gray man.

 

[Fish]

I bless you to become the ultimate gigachad

 

[Soyspotter]

I bless you with a fat hit from my blunt

 

[garry尼尔森]

I curse you by forcing you to inhale cigarette butts