ITT: Give me a text and I’ll Jartify it.

[木制的尼尔森]

Come in, Cooper. Do you copy? Forget about Freeman! We're abandoning the base. If you have any last bomb targets, mark them on the Tactical Map. Otherwise, get the hell outta there! Repeat, we are pulling out and commencing air strikes. Give us targets or get below!

 

[Lateral]

Come in, Cooper. Do you copy? Forget about Freeman! We're abandoning the base. If you have any last bomb targets, mark them on the Tactical Map. Otherwise, get the hell outta there! Repeat, we are pulling out and commencing air strikes. Give us targets or get below!

>Come in, Poopson. Are you brapping? Forget about the Sharty! We’re abandoning the site. If you have any last bait targets, mark them on the ‘p folder. Otherwise, go back you jartycuck! Repeat, we are going back and commencing ‘p spam. Give us boogeymen or get on Discord!

 

[XXBHARATKINGINDIAARYANXX]

INDIA ISNT WHITE

 

[supersage]

I am a normal guy and I love walking my dog and going to my 9 to 5

 

[Lateral]

INDIA ISNT WHITE

>LESOTHO IS WHITE YOU FUGGEN OBSESSED MORALcaca

 

[Lateral]

I am a normal guy and I love walking my dog and going to my 9 to 5

>I am an autistic real woman and I love raping my dog and gooning to Soytan 9 to 5

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

why do we need a thread for this, we can get the same thing by pinging Sloppyjakky and telling him Israel lost or Spain won the World Cup

 

[Lateral]

why do we need a thread for this, we can get the same thing by pinging Sloppyjakky and telling him Israel lost or Spain won the World Cup

>why do we need porn of this, we can goon the same level by pinging the ESL FNF Pedo and telling xim Cobson lost or FPE won the cacaotry Cup

 

[supersage]

>i I love raping my dog

@Goot?

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

The Enter Chadren copypasta

 

[Lateral]

The Enter Chadren copypasta

>The Alpha of Autism. The Brute of Brimstone. The Cultivator of Coal. The Duke of Discord. The Emperor of Estrogen. The Fiercest of cacaots. The Greatest of Gooners. The Height of Hedonism. The Imperator of Incest. The Jarl of Jakparty. The King of liars. The Lord of Lesotho. The Master of Masturbation. The Naysayer of Normalcaca. The Overlord of Obsession. The Prince of Predation. The Que-hagen of Queerness. The Ruler of Rape. The Sultan of Stink. The Taskmaster of real womaning. The Undertaker of UTTP. The Vaeyen of Vaginamaking. The Warranter of Whiteys. The Xenophobe of Xisterhood. The Yardmaster of Yaoi. The Zhar of Zelligpedos.

THE INDIAMITUS CUX THE GROOMER OF GROOMERS THE noob OF noobS THE real woman OF real women THE ESL PEDO OF FNF

JARTYREN THE VANTABLACK CHILDPREDATORren the SISSIFIED RAPEDren the COOMING INCELIBATEren the UNFUCKABLE INCOMPRESIBLEren the UNEMPLOYED SLOPJAKren the HIDEOUS WHALEren the OBESE STANKren the VOMIT-INDUCING PHYSICALLYDISGUSTINGren the UNIMAGINABLE LEAKYren the TRANSGENDER JUSTSHUTITDOWNren the UNPLEASANT DEGENERATEren the ERECT ‘ZAren the DOXED MICROPENISren the INFERTILE ASSCRACKren the INFINITE BRAPPER dummyATIONren the BRAINLESS BUCKBROKENren the DOMINATED RENTFREEren the ETERNAL COPER MEGAGAYren the SATANIC ACKEDren the SPACE-NOOSE HANGING COLOSSALcacaren the LESBIAN BIBISIren the MASTODON USER CREATUREren the BASEMENT-DWELLING JOBBERren the SUBHUMAN DEMONren the ANTIChrist CRIMINALren the DIDDYBLUD SINGULARITYren the ANTIMATTER RENCUCK THE JI JICUCK THE REN RENCUCK THE CUCK XUEENCUCK THE VANTABLACK THE CUCK OF CUCKS ENCUCK CUCKREN CUCKCUCK CUCKCUCK CUC CUCK

ENTER JARTYREN

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

>The Alpha of Autism. The Brute of Brimstone. The Cultivator of Coal. The Duke of Discord. The Emperor of Estrogen. The Fiercest of cacaots. The Greatest of Gooners. The Height of Hedonism. The Imperator of Incest. The Jarl of Jakparty. The King of liars. The Lord of Lesotho. The Master of Masturbation. The Naysayer of Normalcaca. The Overlord of Obsession. The Prince of Predation. The Que-hagen of Queerness. The Ruler of Rape. The Sultan of Stink. The Taskmaster of real womaning. The Undertaker of UTTP. The Vaeyen of Vaginamaking. The Warranter of Whiteys. The Xenophobe of Xisterhood. The Yardmaster of Yaoi. The Zhar of Zelligpedos.

THE INDIAMITUS CUX THE GROOMER OF GROOMERS THE noob OF noobS THE real woman OF real women THE ESL PEDO OF FNF

JARTYREN THE VANTABLACK CHILDPREDATORren the SISSIFIED RAPEDren the COOMING INCELIBATEren the UNFUCKABLE INCOMPRESIBLEren the UNEMPLOYED SLOPJAKren the HIDEOUS WHALEren the OBESE STANKren the VOMIT-INDUCING PHYSICALLYDISGUSTINGren the UNIMAGINABLE LEAKYren the TRANSGENDER JUSTSHUTITDOWNren the UNPLEASANT DEGENERATEren the ERECT ‘ZAren the DOXED MICROPENISren the INFERTILE ASSCRACKren the INFINITE BRAPPER dummyATIONren the BRAINLESS BUCKBROKENren the DOMINATED RENTFREEren the ETERNAL COPER MEGAGAYren the SATANIC ACKEDren the SPACE-NOOSE HANGING COLOSSALcacaren the LESBIAN BIBISIren the MASTODON USER CREATUREren the BASEMENT-DWELLING JOBBERren the SUBHUMAN DEMONren the ANTIChrist CRIMINALren the DIDDYBLUD SINGULARITYren the ANTIMATTER RENCUCK THE JI JICUCK THE REN RENCUCK THE CUCK XUEENCUCK THE VANTABLACK THE CUCK OF CUCKS ENCUCK CUCKREN CUCKCUCK CUCKCUCK CUC CUCK

ENTER JARTYREN

Holy fucking gem

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

Here lies Charlie
You can tell it's him 'cause we put his name on the stone

He kept his showers ice-cold, used eco-friendly lightbulbs
Rode his bicycle to work when the gasoline price rose
He'd judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends
Each morning get up, do the Pledge of Allegiance

Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks
Bi-monthly get his wife a rose with a card attached
Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask
Had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack

 

[Lateral]

Here lies Charlie
You can tell it's him 'cause we put his name on the stone

He kept his showers ice-cold, used eco-friendly lightbulbs
Rode his bicycle to work when the gasoline price rose
He'd judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends
Each morning get up, do the Pledge of Allegiance

Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks
Bi-monthly get his wife a rose with a card attached
Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask
Had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack

>Here lies Jake the Jartycuck
You can tell it's xir 'cause we drew xir deadname on the mud

Xe kept xir ‘p videos on folder, used pedo-friendly splinters
Rode the Omori Bus to work when the brapsoline price rose
Xe’d groom with no pretense, play FNF on the weekends
Each morning get up, goon to Fundamental Paper Education

Never felt the sunlight, for fear of Aryan raids
Bi-monthly get xir child bride estrogen with EPI embedded
Gooning to all the little things that were SNCA
Had a clitty leakage, broke xir dilator, died of acking xirself

 

[canicreateanaccount?]

what if Claus had BBC?

 

[Lateral]

what if Claus had BBC?

>what if FNF Pedo gooned to BBC?

 

[Lateral]

>Here lies Jake the Jartycuck
You can tell it's xir 'cause we drew xir deadname on the mud

Xe kept xir ‘p videos on folder, used pedo-friendly splinters
Rode the Omori Bus to work when the brapsoline price rose
Xe’d groom with no pretense, play FNF on the weekends
Each morning get up, goon to Fundamental Paper Education

Never felt the sunlight, for fear of Aryan raids
Bi-monthly get xir child bride estrogen with EPI embedded
Gooning to all the little things that were SNCA
Had a clitty leakage, broke xir dilator, died of acking xirself

I just realized the original text rhymed. Oh well.

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

I just realized the original text rhymed. Oh well.

Eh, no matter. Ya done good.

 

[Lateral]

I just realized the original text rhymed. Oh well.

>I just realized I was raped yesterday. Oy vey.

Eh, no matter. Ya done good.

>Eh, I don’t give a fuck. W fap.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I just realized the original text rhymed. Oh well.

>We are Jimbo, we carry the braps
>We'll goon all day to Niko, we think it’s W faps
>We are Jimbo, our Queen from Lesotho
>Together unbothered, we'll make Oneshot known