ITT: Make a headline for a news article about the above user

[Lateral]

Example: Indian man arrested for stealing 57 BBC dildos from Donald Trump’s house

 

[swaggrz]

BREAKING NEWS: OP is cacaot

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

BREAKING NEWS: Shrooma is suffering from Shroom fatigue, resulting in a zombified state. Swaggrz is to blame!

 

[Soyposter]

BREAKING NEWS: OP is a noob and tounged my anus and it hurts Ow Ouchie my Aorta

 

[swaggrz]

BREAKING NEWS: OP was arrested for stealing 57 BBC dildos from Donald Trump’s house

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

BREAKING NEWS: Swaggrz lost his swag to the noobz

 

[swaggrz]

BREAKING NEWS: Fartminger's farts have dissipated