ITT make a wish and have the next reply add a condition

[Lateral]

I wish to own all the jolteon wives

Granted, but Goot now has Super Saiyan powers and wants you dead.

I wish for Kim Jong Un to own the soysphere.

 

[catjakker]

Granted, nobaldi forgets to make a wish

I wish everything in any store of the world was free for me personally and i am not persecuted legally for it

 

[grimmki]

Granted, but Goot now has Super Saiyan powers and wants you dead.

I wish for Kim Jong Un to own the soysphere.

Granted but North Korea is now a part of china as a state and the serves of all soysphere websites are now behind the Chinese firewall

 

[joachim]

Granted, nobaldi forgets to make a wish

I wish everything in any store of the world was free for me personally and i am not persecuted legally for it

Granted, but every time you get something for free there's a 0.1% chance that you will develop locked in syndrome.

I wish for a billion Zimbabwe dollars.

 

[catjakker]

Granted, but every time you buy something there's a 0.1% chance that you will develop locked in syndrome.

I wish for a billion Zimbabwe dollars.

Granted, from now on a billion zimbabweans have now made their life goal to deliver 1 zimbabwean dollar to you physically

I wish for gigachad (real name ernest khalimov) to become my very best friend

 

[Goot]

Granted, but every time you get something for free there's a 0.1% chance that you will develop locked in syndrome.

I wish for a billion Zimbabwe dollars.

you get the zimbabwe dollars, but you suddenly time travel to Zimbabwe in 2008, and must somehow collect enough money to buy a flight ticket to your home

 

[jolttrz]

You have to get smited by Allah for not making a wish like an SLF

I wish for shroom nitro

 

[Goot]

you get the zimbabwe dollars, but you suddenly time travel to Zimbabwe in 2008, and must somehow collect enough money to buy a flight ticket to your home

(even if you somehow reach where ever you live, you will be stuck in the past)

 

[Lateral]

I wish for gigachad (real name ernest khalimov) to become my very best friend

Granted, but opposites attract so you become the opposite of a gigachad.

I wish for Netanyahu to buy the Shroom.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Netanyahu decides that the site needs Jewish leadership and rehires MoonMetropolis.

I wish I had psychokinesis

 

[Goot]

Netanyahu decides that the site needs Jewish leadership and rehires MoonMetropolis.

I wish I had psychokinesis

you gain psychokinesis, but its VERY weak and you can only lift things one inch off the ground

 

[Goot]

i wish for a billion burgers or whatever

 

[joachim]

Granted, but you are force-fed those billion burgers.

I wish to become omnipotent

 

[Lateral]

Granted, but someone asks you to make a rock you can’t lift and you explode and die.

I wish for humanity to become an intergalactic society.

 

[Buckinghamorange]

Granted, but now humans all have black skin without the benefit of having a BBC

I wish to have four eyes and the ability to see through walls

 

[grimmki]

i wish for randalsoy to get unbanned

 

[QuickSlaughter]

i wish for randalsoy to get unbanned

granted but the site turns into "shotajak.forum"

i wish i was an aryan

 

[Lateral]

Granted. You are now Indo-Aryan.

I wish for this website to be the funniest one ever.

 

[grimmki]

Granted. You are now Indo-Aryan.

I wish for this website to be the funniest one ever.

granted its now ifunny.forum and now it has a lot more people outside the soysphere but they are pretty funny edgy nusois

i wish for goot to live forever

 

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^you forgot your wish