ITT post famous schlog/shroom quotes

[Joseph]

"No I'm too busy plapping teresa" - @Hugh Neureal woman

 

[_account]

"I'm going to break into your house and fuck you all night" ~ @Hugh Neureal woman

"Jimbo stroked my shit, ama"
"I just nutted all over his face, thanks Jimbo" ~ecstasy

 

[basil]

"I'm going to break into your house and fuck you all night" ~ @Hugh Neureal woman

he’s so disgusting for saying that

 

[absolutely not dino]

"im bisexual" ~ @4tehlulz

 

[Thrembolone]

"im bisexual" ~ @4tehlulz

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

"Jimbo, jumbo, press the button, his dick size is now negative wumbo." - Patrick Star

 

[jim🅱️o]

he’s so disgusting for saying that

that’s some shit you’re into bitch

 

[_account]

that’s some shit you’re into bitch

You know he's into it, and you still say it? What did Jimbo mean by this

 

[4tehlulz]

"im bisexual" ~ @4tehlulz

 

[_account]

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Mrbeast fell off BIG TIME

 

[4tehlulz]

Mrbeast fell off BIG TIME

Mr Beast fell off so hard he became black

 

[Steve]

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Mrbeast fell off BIG TIME

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Mrbeast fell off BIG TIME

He got black surgery to feel more secure in his new melanin identity. He was born the wrong race, o algo.

 

[jim🅱️o]

lemme see that hugh jass - basil, on my profile, 3 minutes ago

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

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Cybershell is just like that caca from the city who cries and has a nervous breakdown about being in or anywhere near the woods.

 

[Steve]

Cybershell is just like that caca from the city who cries and has a nervous breakdown about being in or anywhere near the woods.

No, cybershell is a gigachad, and I don't know who that caca is so you will have to explain more.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

No, cybershell is a gigachad, and I don't know who that caca is so you will have to explain more.

 

[Steve]

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He doesn't say or do anything like that. Also, average redditor.

 

[_account]

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I've got an idea

 

[baqqrih]

I'm noticing a strange trend among all of the quotes posted in this thread thus far.