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well yeah but in this day and age the bare minimum of pretending to be weird is enough to actually be seen as different and revolutionary. they're just normies putting on snca labels that they will make their whole personality
ask them their hobbies or likings, i guarantee you most of them will mention some msm for likings and just say some bullshit for hobbies like "videogames"
 
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deadass the only people id befriend at this point are people from this site because its a miracle i found my two best friends who were already cool but i dont think ill get the same luck trying to find people on normgroid platforms this bitch is filling my notifications with random aesthetic tattoos i could not care less
 
ask them their hobbies or likings, i guarantee you most of them will mention some msm for likings and just say some bullshit for hobbies like "videogames"
to be fair my only hobby is playing vidya games but i cant really relate to most people that play games because i swear the only shit people play is roblox or some actual dogshit then when im not playing the new basket noob roblox sex fuck 2023038409384203482304820399 give your money to lgbtqowiejoiwe+ liarcrosoft they think im like weird or whatever idk its odd i notice most of the people that "play" games dont even get more than an hour in anything that isn't some live service game that'll die in less than a year before something replaces it which is funny because some of these people are paying for expensive ass pcs & consoles to play the shittiest games & yet i have not upgraded my old gaming pc from 2016 to play anything than what i already have
 
deadass the only people id befriend at this point are people from this site because its a miracle i found my two best friends who were already cool but i dont think ill get the same luck trying to find people on normgroid platforms this bitch is filling my notifications with random aesthetic tattoos i could not care less
trying to befriend people is gay. i have 2 friends and a girlfriend and i live very very happy [calm]
 

On ACK!:​

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/162180879/
It was the end of July, 2021 I believe, and I must have originally saw the hanging real womanjak within the first day, or at least week that it was created and posted on Kway. I was a bit late on the draw, but after another week or two, I diverted my attention to goings on in Kway to spam the ones I saw and saved on Teevee. I was doing this with such fervor up to and a little after Kway itself got deleted. I don’t really remember much of it though, it was like I was in a trance-like haze, I got so into it. I was unbannable at that time of course; I could create new threads in under a minute, each from a different IP. At some point I created ACKposting, which I do remember was originally URK!, since that caused someone to post Steve Urkel from Family Matters. ACKquoting was equally as humurous, since one of the first times I attempted it, someone pointed out that “it makes no sense for someone to commit suicide mid-sentence”. After realizing the comedic absurdity of this observation, I kept doing it, and it became a part of soyquoting.
I will admit however that there was likely a subconcious influence in using ACK; Leebaiters and weabs on Kway would occasionally refer to a user named ACK. ACK/Sean was a boogeyman poster, similar to Barry or ACcaca, that was “attacking” a tripcaca that went by Akemi. ACK apparently posted on You, the yuri board, Ayy, and was a frequent poster in the Genshin Impact generals on Veegee. I’m rather dubious to this overall narrative though since I only found this out by digging through the archives, and the claims of Sean somehow rivaling Lee in power is too far fetched to take seriously, leading me to consider him a semi-fictious boogeyman. https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/102530668/#102567087
Either way, after all that shitposting, and the reality of Kway being deleted, I stopped really caring about Teevee because discussion was rapidly declining in quality due to the /leftypol/ raids, no one was making new memes, and paid shills were most of the board at that point. All of those points could be said about all of 4chan after the deletion of Kway.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5047714/
There is so much regarding the history of Kway that I could likely write double, maybe even triple of what has already been written, filling in all sorts of small yet delightful details. However, this project is somewhat time sensitive, and I am already rather behind. I feel satisfied with this much of the compiled history, so I will leave it at that. With that said, I will now move on to describe how Kway became locked, and the events that precipitated it.

The Deletion of Kway​

In late 2021, Kway was rapidly accelerating in usage, and users of Kway were rapidly gaining more and more power as they refined the techniques of Soyjak spam. Culturally, it was already at least a decade ahead of anywhere else on the Internet. A master makes work look like play, and rides shitoko mist; ascending, he vanishes beyond sight. Such prosperity and success in such a short span of time did cause a lot of anxiousness in the user base, theorizing of a possible counterattack from the moderation staff, to reassert their wicked grasp over 4chan, and further the plans of their maleficent masters. This would eventually culminate into an event that was prophesied a year earlier.

Operation Clean Stable:​

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5071528/#5073153 (prophetic)
It was the tail end of 2020, the satan worshipping pedophile elite have fully lost their stranglehold over Kway, and as a consequence, Soyjak spamming teenagers had the freedom to challenge their evil dominion over humanity. This realization on their end began the birth of a malevolent plan sporadically proclaimed by schizophrenics in deleted or buried threads. The ball was in their court, they were planning a retaliation to stabalize what was once an overlooked and forgotten board on a real womenme website. This was the prophecy of the end of Kway, known as Operation Clean Stable.
It began as a lone schizophrenic claiming that Lee, or the person impersonating Lee, was in a secret agreement with the moderation staff with the intent of foiling the soyjak spammers, and restore their corrupted dominion over Kway. This was originally derided as nonsensical schizobabble, mostly due to the prevailing, yet highly controversial theory at that time, that the real Lee no longer posted, and whoever was mimicking his posts was also the one posting the Leebait. Over the year, right up until the deletion of kway, individuals made inquiries into this concept of Operation Clean Stable, and what was uncovered far exceeded what was originally claimed. This revelatory aspect of Operation Clean Stable will be detailed in my Aftermath section, due to its extreme nature.
There was an adept pedoweab schizomancer that haunted Kway since 2017, who conjured up a powerful curse over Kway. He was sent to take over Kway by the command of his evil masters, who are known to shapeshift, fabricate elections, hoard gold, control Hollywood, control the banks, and poison the tap water. Though weabs would never conquer Kway, they would inflict the most depraved afflictions over the denizens of that board; through the production and proliferation of spinoff sites, producing the most vantablack brimestome conceivable, subverting all that is good and just through constant falseflagging, and by enacting Operation Clean Stable, they could hold Kway hostage, and the Illuminated Masters would have one less group resisting their oppressive rule over mankind.
The ending of kway came on November 3rd, 2021, when a small band of posters spontaneously decided to raid Lgbt. Lgbt was the antithesis of everything good and just, and was arguably the most soy board on 4trans, since soy and HRT is connected to making people pledge allegiance to Israel, eat bugs, get vaccines, and believe in Science™. Moot, the Jewish cuck-a-duck, made it because of Dark State influence. As a result, Lgbt was the most heavily protected board on all of 4cuck, even more than Jaypee, the We*b Mafia motherboard itself. Lgbt was antipode to everything Kway was, and the zenith for everything 4trans was warping itself into.
It happened after I went to bed, but evidence shows the entire catalog was flooded with real womanjaks, and apparently remained that way for several hours, an incredibly impressive feat for a board with a userbase as large and protected as Lgbt. This raid has caused one confirmed death by suicide to a janitor. This act of raw passion, of great spectacle, of pure defiance, caused a seethe of such exceeding malice from the moderation team, that later that morning, all threads besides the sticky and the approved gossip thread were deleted, and the board of Kway was placed under permanent lock. No news of this decision was publicized and no declaration of grievances were given. Like that, the voices of the free were silenced, and the dark shadow of tyranny reigned unopposed over 4chan. The prophecy of Operation Clean Stables was fully realized.
With it done, all the complementing and conflicting elements of Kway were forever banished: pepe spammers, soijak "schizos", anti-/pol/ astroturfers, vtuber scum, Aspie necrobumpers, barneycaca obsessed proxyteens, Gabu/Satania dummys, sneed ESLs, FOTM copypasta reply spammers, yellow fever Yeji cacaots, Chino pedos, /lgbt/ reposters, the boymoder real woman, off topic anime posters, both onions party and pissu spinoff peasants, #qa IRC mutants, unfunny /s4s/ tourists, desu spamming /bant/ tourists, e-celeb posting /v/ tourists, annoying forced meme /tv/ tourists, newcaca constantly begging for new boards, spinoff dummys trying to force swedish win, daily ritual thread posters, tourists from moved threads, bunkerchan baiters, gay ERPers, Tomoko avatarcaca, banned whiners, mod bootlickers, KYMjak spammers, onions duelists, Operation Clean Stable schizos, tourists complaining about something on another board, "bee bee sea" filter evaders, posters purposely trying to get banned, though posters, /nah/ blogposters, test posters, newcaca pretending to be oldcaca, and metacaca. With kway locked, this history comes to a finale, but the remants of Kway all persist, although fractured, to this very day. The events that transpired on that shitty board everyone forgot about having profound consequences, and the site of 4chan is now wholly captive to the whims of an insidious, smothering force. A simple look at its decrepit, withered form today proves this statement true.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3792910/
There was a myriad of memes and events; uncountable threads across all the boards of 4chan involving the exploits of Kway posters. While I personally consider this entire account so far rather shallow, and in no way was Kway done proper justice in this telling. In all honesty I believe I haven’t even covered a quarter of everything related to Kway in typing out this history. I hope at the very least this has preserved some moral lesson for you, the reader, to gleam from it, or maybe not, I don’t know. If you think everything so far was crazy, then you’re in for a treat if you continue reading.
Lefty pol really fell off hard. I remember they were the main boogeyman back then.
 
Talking to discord noobs is like actual hell I speak facts like Japan sucks and real womenme is epi specifically one piece and noobs post ironic tiktok reaction images instead of actually saying anything of value
I find that incredibly ironic given Discord is meant to be a glorified chatroom, where the whole point is to communicate your thoughts
 
ask them their hobbies or likings, i guarantee you most of them will mention some msm for likings and just say some bullshit for hobbies like "videogames"
I just straight up say I got no hobbies and people be like no you have a hobby like bro I consume videos and real womenme and I like reading sometimes
 
fakecels all around me....
i dont like normies but i also dont like incels.
normies unconsciously dont believe in long lasting relationships or monogamy, they think everyone should try having a relationship with everyone until you find the person you can live without wanting to drink your life out.
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incels realize what normies think and base their own center of thoughts around what normies unconsciously think and do, making them pessimists that dont realize overthinking other's people thoughts wont help.
 
i dont like normies but i also dont like incels.
normies unconsciously dont believe in long lasting relationships or monogamy, they think everyone should try having a relationship with everyone until you find the person you can live without wanting to drink your life out.
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incels realize what normies think and base their own center of thoughts around what normies unconsciously think and do, making them pessimists that dont realize overthinking other's people thoughts wont help.
no incels are gay because they're all larp lel except for me because im a truecel skibidicel raceswapcel transcel just like my fried by fluroideorinos or whatever
 
Derailing the Normie talk for a bit
Why do indie noobs give tosn of money to quirky artists THAT DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE
There's tons of fucking writers even if you want to mass produce tumbler slop get fucking tumberite writers

Writing is such an easy thing to get into and it won't be hard to find a good writer or someone who wants their novel animated
 
Derailing the Normie talk for a bit
Why do indie noobs give tosn of money to quirky artists THAT DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE
There's tons of fucking writers even if you want to mass produce tumbler slop get fucking tumberite writers

Writing is such an easy thing to get into and it won't be hard to find a good writer or someone who wants their novel animated
the people giving money to that shit are normies they dont think they just buy it because their favorite youtuber said it made them trans
 
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