Anti-Christ Mike
Guest
Salutations, chauvinists. It is I, Anti-Christ Mike.
It is a pleasure to be here speaking to you all today… or tonight. Never discriminate against owls; they know who you are. I've been there and done that; I don't need a repeat performance. Anyway, without losing the plot, I have defeated my arch-nemesis, Ekim Srewolf. A mighty foe he was. All I had to do to eradicate him from this realm was reply, "My content is better, bro" and he was like, "Yeah, okay" and he unpersonified himself; he Chuck Cunningham'd himself out of the fabric of reality like the little bitch he is.
It is a pleasure to be here speaking to you all today… or tonight. Never discriminate against owls; they know who you are. I've been there and done that; I don't need a repeat performance. Anyway, without losing the plot, I have defeated my arch-nemesis, Ekim Srewolf. A mighty foe he was. All I had to do to eradicate him from this realm was reply, "My content is better, bro" and he was like, "Yeah, okay" and he unpersonified himself; he Chuck Cunningham'd himself out of the fabric of reality like the little bitch he is.