Itt: Post your random thoughts

[pig]

I never realized how almost fucking divine Michael Jackson's voice was until recently. I'm not an avid listener of his music but it's instantly recognizable and has some (as nusois would call it) "aura" to it. I dunno if he was innocent though.

 

[shipment]

I turned myself into bottled water! I'm Refreshing Rick!
india respect button \/

 

[Thomsen]

i want to fucking kill myself

Please do

 

[shipment]

i want to fucking kill myself

Oh but that would be such a waste! Come on sport, let's say we make things more interesting, eh? You'll get a nice journal, a list of topics to write down, some weaponry, and free range over your school for ten minutes, no twenty, before the officers arrive! We'll even delay them a little, just for you! What'd ya say kid?

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

A lot of people think not liking evils like pedophillia automatically makes you a good person when that’s just the bare minimum to not being a shitbag.

 

[shipment]

Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up his fancy German car! This car was made a Guatamala? Well, pardon us Mr. Gucci loafers! I bought these shoes from a hobo? Well, la, di, da Mr. Park Avenue Manicure. I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming. Heh, ye' ain' gon' grow nuffin' on the 'ol 'impsons place, that's why your daddy abandoned it! Oh what do you know... Well, I know your soil PH is is up to about 9.6 and you need 7 to 8 max! Oh, that's just superstition. You watch me, I'll grow something out there! Not if you're plantin' Gummy Bears! D'oh!

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

WHAT IF I PUT FENT IN MY BLUNT AND SMOKE IT LIKE I DO MY KUSH noob

 

[Bobby Baccalà]

Pick yourself up, take a deep breath, dust yourself off and start all over again

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

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[shipment]

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[shipment]

The tech-inclined kids of today are so fortunate. It's only recently I had a nose at Android emulation for the first time in years, and they got Wine on ANDROID now? I would have KILLED for that as a kid! Back in my day we played N64 games at a jittery ~25 FPS after trial-and-error tuning the graphical settings for twenty minutes! Yet now you can just run full-blown PC games like it's nothing? Wow.

 

[pig]

The tech-inclined kids of today are so fortunate. It's only recently I had a nose at Android emulation for the first time in years, and they got Wine on ANDROID now? I would have KILLED for that as a kid! Back in my day we played N64 games at a jittery ~25 FPS after trial-and-error tuning the graphical settings for twenty minutes! Yet now you can just run full-blown PC games like it's nothing? Wow.

I played through the entirety of Mario 64 on a $100 LG android as a kid and didnt mind it, even with the shit framerate and stuttering. My $150 motorola that i just got can emulate fucking 3DS and PS2 at full speed, its not all that impressive but it wouldve boggled my mind as a kid

 

[pig]

Honestly, Fallout's doomsday estimate of October 23, 2077 actually seems pretty reasonable to me. I know I sound like a rédditor saying that.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

"Shoot fat and brown people next time you go to Walmart"

 

[Flawless Sparklemoon]

Belly button

 

[shipment]

The cabin in the background of the "Christmasy" theme looks exceptionally comfy. I'd kill to live in it.

 

[shipment]

I wonder if posh people wank with their pinkies out.

 

[Dagonet]

I wonder if posh people wank with their pinkies out.

>Oh my, Oh, Oh, Oh, I am about to ejaculate. Ahhhhhhhh

 

[shipment]

Doctors should prescribe weight lifting to men instead of anti-depressants. I have never been simultaneously feeling blue whilst lifting, they mentally conflict for whatever reason.

 

[Dagonet]

I hate nights when I couldn't dance