Itt: Post your random thoughts

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poop man poop man
driving up his ass like a poop man poop man
yo yo yo poop man here
throwing some scat like an awesome beer

 

[CX2]

I don't even really have an issue with those people but what I fucking hate is when people speak Spanish as a way to shit talk you. Yes I am leaking about this it's so damn annoying

go to one of the small towns filled with people who dont have internet access instead of the shitty city areas its aryan

 

[pig]

So a few weeks my ex told me she was pregnant. This was horrible news to me since I wanted a clean slate and didn’t want any kids, especially with her. Last week she was admitted to the hospital and her mom called me to tell me she lost the baby. I was shocked but happy and that was that.

I told my friends and unexpectedly last night I came home to a mini “party” in my room. Just three friends with a cake that said “Daddy No More”. We laughed, drank and ate the cake. I guess one of my friends posted something because my ex’s friend called me screaming saying I’m a sick fuck that’s making a joke out of a sad situation and that I’m an asshole. Barely anyone knows she was pregnant let alone she had a miscarriage but I didn’t even plan the “party” but now I’m getting all the shit for it.

 

[CX2]

So a few weeks my ex told me she was pregnant. This was horrible news to me since I wanted a clean slate and didn’t want any kids, especially with her. Last week she was admitted to the hospital and her mom called me to tell me she lost the baby. I was shocked but happy and that was that.

I told my friends and unexpectedly last night I came home to a mini “party” in my room. Just three friends with a cake that said “Daddy No More”. We laughed, drank and ate the cake. I guess one of my friends posted something because my ex’s friend called me screaming saying I’m a sick fuck that’s making a joke out of a sad situation and that I’m an asshole. Barely anyone knows she was pregnant let alone she had a miscarriage but I didn’t even plan the “party” but now I’m getting all the shit for it.

i think you should marry a black queen to show that you're actually a pro black ally and then they cant call you a bigot then

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

So a few weeks my ex told me she was pregnant. This was horrible news to me since I wanted a clean slate and didn’t want any kids, especially with her. Last week she was admitted to the hospital and her mom called me to tell me she lost the baby. I was shocked but happy and that was that.

I told my friends and unexpectedly last night I came home to a mini “party” in my room. Just three friends with a cake that said “Daddy No More”. We laughed, drank and ate the cake. I guess one of my friends posted something because my ex’s friend called me screaming saying I’m a sick fuck that’s making a joke out of a sad situation and that I’m an asshole. Barely anyone knows she was pregnant let alone she had a miscarriage but I didn’t even plan the “party” but now I’m getting all the shit for it.

I had a pregnancy scare once and I was happy when it turned out to be nothing but now I wish she WAS pregnant so she'd be stuck with me lol

 

[FloydTech]

kevin spencer is burning in hell because zlikavcis content is betterer

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I thought I had more chocolate milk but I don't

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

some dummy left their dildo in the dorm hallways and i took it out of pettiness. now that i have it ive been trying to think of a dasdummyly scheme to do something with it. i've been thinking of digging toothpicks or other sharp items into it and then putting it back where i found it to give the cacaot that owned it a nasty surprise. it's bottom is a big suction cup thing so i might also be thinking of just plapping it onto the door of the dummy i hate and add a message saying "____ is a dummyed dick" to go along with it. idk yet.

>sticking a used dildo you found in a dorm hallway on someones door

 

[CX2]

I thought I had more chocolate milk but I don't

 

[CX2]

some dummy left their dildo in the dorm hallways and i took it out of pettiness. now that i have it ive been trying to think of a dasdummyly scheme to do something with it. i've been thinking of digging toothpicks or other sharp items into it and then putting it back where i found it to give the cacaot that owned it a nasty surprise. it's bottom is a big suction cup thing so i might also be thinking of just plapping it onto the door of the dummy i hate and add a message saying "____ is a dummyed dick" to go along with it. idk yet.

shroom dollfucker is real

 

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my feet are oily, but I like touching it sooo

 

[pig]

I've done so much dummyed shit in my life and fallen for six gorillion memes, but the one thing I'm proud to say is that I've never used that fucking Brave browser and I never will. Even when I was 15 on /g/ I thought you had to be a braindead dummyed Indian to consider installing it

 

[Zonky]

I used to chew gum and put it in other peoples texts books to fuck with them

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Whoever uploaded that AI'd Onision meltdown video featuring MoonMetropolis in Onision's place, thank you for that. That video is funny as fuck.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

It was Apeson

 

[Zonky]

I haven’t slept in 2 days

 

[XXBHARATKINGINDIAARYANXX]

i remember when a noob named @Sloppyjakky showed me negro magic in a alleyway which showed Claus spirit and Claus used his negro aryan magic to teleport me into the slums of burundi

 

[Sloppyjakky]

i remember when a noob named @Sloppyjakky showed me negro magic in a alleyway which showed Claus spirit and Claus used his negro aryan magic to teleport me into the slums of burundi

i remember when a noob named @snickerthispostisnuts showed me negro magic in a alleyway which showed Claus spirit and Claus used his negro aryan magic to teleport me into the slums of burundi

 

[jim🅱️o_fans_arent_white]

i remember when a jimbo named @jim🅱️o showed me jimbo "thing that can't turn jimbo white" in a "place where jimbo grooms kids" which showed literal_whos "thing that jimbo doesn't have" and literal_who used his jimbo anti-jimbo "thing that can't turn jimbo white" to "stuff that jimbo would love to do instead of walking because he's a fat brown noob" me into the "jimbo neighborhoods" of jimboborea

 

[Nvtral]

I can't bring myself to use the term "foid" anymore after its brutal raping and overusage by larping attentionwhoring non-human wenches and safe-edgy normalliars. Man, the same is starting to apply to "larp" aswell. You genuinely cannot have anything anymore without parasitic featherheads forcing their way into it.

sad tsmt