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How did the backrooms shit ever catch on? It's the most dummyed nothingburger of all time. The best part is that the cacaots who soy-out over the backgrooms have the audacity to make fun of skibidi toilet.
The most dogshit SCPs written by 12 year olds with down syndrome mog the backrooms by a mile.
Also, the fact that the original post says "if you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas" pisses me off to no end. First of all, you should be shot if you ever refer to "noclip" in real life. Second, the (esl) writing implies that you can "noclip out of reality" without any problems as long as you don't do it in "the wrong areas"

It feels like the "horror community" is run entirely be pussies who prop up the gayest most tame shit imaginable so they can larp as "dark and twisted" without pissing themselves in fear because they can't handle anything scarier than halloween episodes of cartoons for children.
I remember thinking creepypastas were lame and gay, but holy shit they were masterpieces compared to the "look at this 15 second video of a monster I made in gary's mod literally just walking around and doing nothing!" slop that people treat as "instant classics" today
 
I used to think Redditors were dummyed noobs when they complained about the US healthcare system, and then my dad told me it would've cost him $2700 for a month's supply of underarm wipes (I sweat a lot) but he got them for $50 with insurance. I really cannot believe we would be paying over $30k/year for some shitty medicine that probably costs $10 to make.

I know most people have insurance in some form (and the ones that don't/rely on gubbmint have other issues anyway), but it's insane that some liar said "uuuuh yeah $2700 is a fair price".
 
I was going down an Erowid rabbit hole and just found out that there's not a single recorded case of anyone using jenkem.
When it first hit the news, their only source was a single forum post, and the OP eventually admitted he made it up.

That means that there is bound to be at least one person on earth right now that has tried huffing their own rotting shit because they got baited by the best shitpost of all time, and I think that's beautiful.
 
When it first hit the news, their only source was a single forum post, and the OP eventually admitted he made it up.
Now hold your horses for a moment. I had a look at the source AGES ago while going down a similar rabbit-hole, and the 'mutt teenager behind it showed some pretty damning photos and realistic looking evidence. It was only once he began being mocked, did he start frantically arguing that it was all a ruse. So you could argue he was just trying to save face for actually trying jenkem.
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Now hold your horses for a moment. I had a look at the source AGES ago while going down a similar rabbit-hole, and the 'mutt teenager behind it showed some pretty damning photos and realistic looking evidence. It was only once he began being mocked, did he start frantically arguing that it was all a ruse. So you could argue he was just trying to save face for actually trying jenkem.
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that's possible [chudthink]
What I DO know is that you'd just be huffing methane. Since that only gets you "high" by starving your brain of oxygen, you could get the exact same effect from tons of things that are NOT your own piss and shit.
Albeit you obviously shouldn't do either unless you're chill with just straight up dying

So you could argue he was just trying to save face.
The "that post about the acne cream was just bait guys!!!" of the old net... some things never change.
 
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