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[pig]

Jews are subtly trying to erase Claude Speed from everyone's memory by making them associate the name "Claude" with shitty AI instead.

 

[GarryNealson_2]

 

[GarryNealson_2]

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I downloaded this off the sharty once ama

 

[Juaco_2]

20 Years Ago:
The future members of what would be known as the SQGT attended preschool in Crazy World. At this time, they were powerless. Despite each of them only being one year old, they looked, acted, sounded like, and effectively were 21 year olds for no reason. Their classmate, future arch-nemesis Kranion, was also basically a fully grown adult. He expressed a desire to take over the entire United States of Craziness Galaxy and rule it with an iron fist, only to be met with a "that's nice dear!" from their teacher whenever he would exclaim it.
Scruffy, Quincy, Gambi and Tikiman struggled to find a purpose. They tossed around typical "I wanna be this when I grow up" jobs such as a firefighter, rocket scientist, dentist, a guy who twists pipe cleaners, etc, but none of them sounded appealing. They each wanted to be someone who was on top of the world. Quincy took this literally and decided that he would try to be a king. The other three decided the royal life wasn't for them; Scruffy was too lazy, Gambi was too cowardly, and Tikiman was too busy reading. However, all four found inspiration in the form of The Sword Uncle, a retired swordsman superhero who was a family friend to all of them. They decided that they wanted to be a superhero just like him.
They got their chance not long after: they discovered that Kranion had a machine that allowed him to bring anything to life as a robot. He created a gang of evil doers to make good on his threats to conquer the Galaxy. Cinge, shitoko and Milk Man were made from a lit match, an orange and a bottle of milk. The good guys observed all of this happening secretly and followed the bad guys to a junkyard. Kranion and his new robot friends used scrap metal and their strength to form the ultimate robot, Mega Klaw. Unfortunately for them, he was very dumb and not very evil. The good guys took advantage of this, knowing that they would be unable to take these robots in a fight, and tricked Mega Klaw into reporting them to the police and getting them arrested and held overnight.
The next day a very annoyed Kranion decided to get revenge. He blew up gum in Scruffy's face, fired a speck of dust at Quincy's eye with a slingshot, flushed the toilet while Gambi was showering, and shoved a book inside Tikiman's head. The four future SQGT members met, having not bothered to clean themselves up, and collectively realized that as long as they kept foiling his plans, he would continue to do this to them. They decided that if they wanted to be like Sword Uncle, it was worth it.
Unfortunately, Kranion overheard this and decided to be rid of them once and for all. He went into space with his Skullcopter to look for a secret weapon. He found a bunch of meteorites filled with a strange green slime. He decided to chuck a large meteorite down towards the planet and try to hit them with it, figuring the slime would humiliate them. Thankfully, this backfired hard, as the slime was Mutant Slime and caused them to become superheroes instead, each of them gaining a power based on the way Kranion pranked them earlier: Scruffy gained his Morph Power, Quincy became a weapons master, Gambi got control over liquids and Tikiman became a genius. Kranion realized his mistake and used the Mutant Slime on himself, giving himself the power to grow larger, but the SQGT could finally take him in a fight and defeated him for the first time out of many.
And thus began an endless series of battles for the fate of the United States of Craziness Galaxy. Both sides gained more allies, but Kranion continued to lose to the SQGT. One fateful day, a diabolical thought crossed his mind, and he came up with a secret weapon that could give him the edge.
Present Time:
The year was 20XX, 20 years later, which would also be 20XX. Weird.
The SQGT were watching TV when Kranion, in another one of his endless schemes, hijacked the airwaves to issue a challenge to them. He dared them to come to KraniCon, his convention for evildoers which was being held nearby, and told them he had a surprise for them. No stranger to his antics, the SQGT took off to investigate, not exactly taking things seriously.
This proved to be a grave mistake. After defeating Mega Klaw, who guarded KraniCon from outsiders, the SQGT took a front row seat to the show. Kranion appeared and revealed his "ultimate secret weapon," the Invincible Evil SQGT, enhanced cyborg clones of the real SQGT. They consisted of Superior, Negative Quincy, Gambot and Trash Can Man. They looked ridiculous, so the SQGT laughed at them, only to be beaten to a pulp in seconds flat. As it turns out, the Invincible Evil SQGT lived up to their name, as no attack in the entire galaxy could even tickle them. They were being protected by the newly discovered element CompletelyimpervioustotheSQGTineverysinglepossiblewaywhydontyoureadthefineprintium. The SQGT had no choice but to flee, and the Evil SQGT were stationed at Castle Kranion to prevent them from foiling any more of his schemes.
Fortunately, the SQGT discovered a way to fight back. Tikiman's devices picking up on high energy readings led them to one of the Freak Stones. These seven mystical artifacts were created by The First Freak, one of the Masters who boldly spit in an ice tray and left it in the fridge overnight to create them. When brought together and activated by his secret technique, they could grant wishes. They decided to find all of them across each of the strange planets in the galaxy, and bring them to The First Freak.
Unfortunately, with the Invincible Evil SQGT guarding his castle, Kranion has been left to his own devices...literally. He has invented all sorts of powerful new weapons and has found ways to increase his already great strength even more. Who knows what other secret weapons he's been able to create. Time machines? Battle Armors? Toasters that always burn your toast? I shudder at that last one. That would make him the most all powerful villain of all time. Quickly, SQGT! Find the Freak Stones so you can save my toast--I mean, the Galaxy, and show those imposter punks the door!

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

5th time killing my spouse, call that "the cycle of wife and death"

 

[supersage]

It's all good, they're still using noobs and gypsies in our army ads here.
No war for us yet.

 

[Dagonet]

5th time killing my spouse, call that "the cycle of wife and death"

Henry the VIII type shit

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

on my way to mi dorm i walked past these Wiggers, two males and a female. i waved to them as acknowlegement to them but they didn't respond. 5 seconds later, one of them straight up says "tung tung tung sahur", before the other two start repeating it. then, they all start spouting incoherent noobbabble to each other for the next 10 seconds before getting on the elevator and the door closing out the mongoloids ooking.

 

[CX2]

microsoft 1 has won

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Childhood favorite bit of chipper - chicken, chips slathered in vinegar - oreo milkshake, lovely fucking sunset, bit of drizzle in-front of it all scenic n' shiet. Wonderful, right evening.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I take it on the chin, because I'm a chilla. Chinchilla, if you will.

 

[CX2]

I take it on the chin, because I'm a chinny. chinnynoob, if you will.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I often forget real women are real things and not just strawmen rw argument fodder.

 

[CX2]

I often forget real women are real things and not just strawmen rw argument fodder.

you forgot i was real?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Almost just BODIED a squirrel with my truck

 

[Fish]

I feel like I’m becoming a Bugatti

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

If you don't have dreams where you listen to songs that don't exist, you aren't human.

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

shakalaka

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

okay I'm gonna go swim now

 

[CX2]

If you don't have dreams where you listen to songs that don't exist, you aren't human.

i have dreams about this song