Let me relay a joke a friend of mine told me:
"My kids, they say, 'Get with the times, old man.' My wife, she says, 'Get with the times, old man.' Even my father, he said to me, 'Get with the times, old man.' And so I did, and I did that by looking up my friend's phone number in the phonebook so I could call him. I didn't have his phone number on me, so I had to use a phonebook to retrieve it. He lent me a dictionary, in which I searched for the word 'clock' in it. I was hoping that the clock in the dictionary would know what time it is, but alas, nothing came of it. So then I stole my friend's clock, and thus, I got with the times. I have the time on me right now. I got with the times.... and I'm not old."