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Idkchud said:

A Comprehensive History of Kway​

From Its Origins, Its Early History, The Curious Context Behind Its Development, Its Apotheosis, Its Deletion, And The Aftermath of Such Events.​

By: A Firsthand Witness​

All information presented has been peer reviewed and fact checked as TRVE by Real American PQtriQts.
To begin with, as a disclaimer: I have sworn no oaths with any society, organization or fraternity, and possess no allegiance to any group, either by contact or affiliation. I will however name and detail certain individuals and groups as they relate to certain topics. What I intend to present is a decades long history of a certain internet board on a website, and all the mysterious things that preceded, proceeded, and occurred alongside it, not an endorsement of any behavior or ideology. Almost every event that has been recorded here will be of my first hand account, either as a witness, or as an active participant. The only reason this document exists is because of personal, selfish interests, and I kindly ask whoever is reading this to exercise discernment while reading.
Some stories I am about to disclose in this account have never been shared, and if so, have only been shared as isolated incidents in a vacuum. Also, since I’m publishing this on the Soyjak wiki, and I haven’t checked this site for the past three or so years, I might be presenting redundant information contained in other articles. I am presenting these events as a narrative so that everyone might be informed, and come to their own conclusions, and form their own opinions.

Origin​

Introduction:​

/qa/, we will shorten this to Kway henceforth, was created on January 22nd, 2015, at the end of Christopher Poole’s (he’s Jewish by the way, not sure if that matters) stint as the admin of 4chan, as a board to host his ending Q&A livestream before passing ownership to Hiroyuki Nishimura, also known as Hiroshima Nagasaki. After the day it was needed, the board continued to persist under the guise of a board to ask the moderation of 4chan questions, and engage in discussion of the site itself. The former never actually happened though, because the mods actively refused to respond to anything. The later was heavily contested as well, since all sorts of malicious riffraff, mainly weabs, would assert otherwise.
Kway was a small board, even at it’s most influential. Hardly anyone knew it even existed, since it wasn’t listed as a board on the front page most of its existence.. I would say that the vast majority of people that did visit Kway were active posters, as opposed to the rest of 4chan, where most traffic is people watching discussions play out in threads and post nothing themselves, which made active awareness of Kway lower in comparison.
Since Kway was created in 2015, and most activities record in this history happened in 2017 onwards, I will not deal much with explaining events preceding that time frame, especially famous events that are already readily researchable elsewhere.
You can read about trends on the other wiki.
Beginning: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/881125/
What was supposed to be a place for feedback, ironically, or maybe not, became a place for the biggest and most powerful shitposters on the site to hone their skills against each other.
The way the board functioned, was that shitposting was allowed with basically zero mod intervention, with only selective enforcement during certain special events. Being the “Questions & Answers” board, it seemed like an inside joke for the mods to refuse to actually engage in the board topic itself, but instead participating, often times in a very biased fashion, in the shitposting. This was what I originally observed, and was kept true to the end, with the locking of the board.
Since my first exposure to Kway only occurred in October 24th, 2017, I can’t really comment much on the history of the board itself for that roughly two and a half years. All I know is from what I gathered diving through the archive, and the testimonies of other posters over the years.
The neutral gist I can give for this primordial time is this: The board was aflux with people whining about random stuff no one cared about. Only occasionally would someone bring up something on topic that was actually important, but that was most of the time slided, or even deleted, which was a recurring theme for all of Kway’s history. Beyond the fighting between frogposters and weabs from jaypee, nothing else of much importance was occurring for this time. I will however touch upon weabs, and the war for Kway between them and frogposters, in a later section. For the rest of this chapter though, I will focus on the events that occurred contemporaneously with this primitive era; things which would come to define Kway in 2019 and beyond.
The Origins of Soy and the Soyboy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx1F5BF3qOg
To give full context to the origins of what Kway would eventually be, I will have to explain the theogenesis of Soyjak, which is the concept of soy and its manifestation, the soyboy.
Soyboy, nu-male, cuck, all refer to a phenemona of predominantly Millennial (but these traits are likewise present in the older generations, X and boomers, especially the connotation of cuck) men who are demoralized, physically deformed, and act out strange and backwards sexual fantasies. The study of these degenerated specimens have concluded with the speculation of covert government interference into the diets, entertainment, and education of society to produce a complacent, docile male that lacks the ability to live and think independently from a vast beauracracy controlled by an elite class, typically identified as being majority Jewish.
The backdrop of the association between those attributes, and soy consumption, was first discussed on Fit, sometime in 2014, or even earlier, coinciding with the creation of the drink “vegan” drink, Soylent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujGgYD8wL3c. Soylent gets its name from the film Soylent Green, which contains in the story a substance made from human flesh of the same name. After the conclusions of those discussions slowly trickled into Pol throughout 2015, it then exploded in usage across most boards shortly afterwards, especially on Vee, after the more intelligent users there discovered the concept of “fake fun”. Such discoveries were always quickly derided and mocked, always by government paid shills.
Soyboys are characterized by a lack of awareness, the inability to think introspectively; they’re materialistic, subservient, and lack empathy and morality. These attributes are what also constitutes the idea of a bug man, a person who has been demoralized to the point where they behave like a bug does. In regards to morality, they give contrived platitudes, but never actually challenge or stand up for something of value. They engage in faux outrage over trivial things; they mock and demean sincerity and sentimentality, but when it’s dull, consumerist, materialistic toys, they exert an exaggerated excitement. Experiencing the slightest inconveniences brings out a vapid vindictiveness. There is no sincerity behind their actions; shallow, superficial and glib; all while having an air of smugness, that’s soy.
The original Soyjak, which is heavily asserted since post-Kway to have been posted on Ent, however, this is an incorrect claim. Soyboys were marked and characterized on Pol, Vee, Teevee, and Fit well before that post on Ent. Soyboy caricatures were already being made and posted on several different major boards. As an example, https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/90142458/#90144035 predates the ent Soyjak by over a month, and https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/115115399/#115122970 goes back to March of 2017. Even further back, in 2016, an edit of nu-Kratos was posted on Vee that fits the definition of IAS: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/344186783/#344195797
I don’t really care to argue anything regarding this, since it’s better to not dig up the untainted origins of Soyjaks, and I already wasted enough of my time on such a stupid subject, digging through my memories and the archives for these example. It’s simply a piece of proof of the years of development that fed into the birth of the soyjak, from nu-male and cuck, and the backlash against Soylent, and Woke™©® propaganda in video games. This back and forth battle with video games is what also birthed the term NPC, which I needn’t really explain; Jews used the term goyim to express the same concept.
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Idkchud said:
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Vee’s influence:​

Moving on, I’ll discuss the contribution that Vee immediately had on Soyjaks. Soyboys were heavily associated with the Nintendo Switch, so the connection with Vee was omnipresent, no matter the context. It was the shitposting on Vee that eventually refined into the style of soyposting that would be developed on Teevee, and then onto kway.
In those times of late 2017, Vee was in the midst of what I can only call the last Console War as of the penning of this history. The Sony Goldface, which emerged early in 2017, came from the goldface reaction images, warped into a Wojack and slapped with a Sony beany on top. This is the main character of interest during this period of Vee. The posting of that time was centered around God of War, or God of Soy as many came to call it before it even released, as it showed a betafied and cucked Kratos, walking through hallways between preachy monologues of subversive far left talking points; a staple of the movie game genre: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/348173892/. This discussion, along with the explosion of the soyjak in early 2018, was the final push that made the mods word filter the effective slur of soy, into onions, and soyboy into basedboy. Then there was Xenoblade Chronicles 2, which at release would get threads with 700+ posts in 15 minutes, maybe a couple of those posts would be about the game, maybe. And upon reaching page 10 someone would make the next thread for the game, where it would again reach 700+ posts in less then half an hour, the majority still being shitposts.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/341248469/
With that concluded, I can return to what has been largely forgotten on Vee, despite its massive presence, which was the Sony Goldface bullying the Nintendie Wojak. What truly defined Vee in 2017 was the image of the Sony Goldface anally voring a crying Nintenyearold, deperately reaching for his Nintendo Switch as he is sucked into the golden Sony’s sphincter, to the song Party Rock Anthem, by LMFAO. At any given time on Vee during the later half of the year 2017, there was at least two of these threads up. When a Janny left his computer to warm up his hotpocket, upon his return, half the catalog would be Wojak anal vore. There was also at least one thread up on Vee at any given time with a Shadman image as the OP image, and, regardless of the topic, these threads consistently got at least 100+ posts before getting deleted, a solid majority of the posts being the >Shadman.gif, and all the assortment of variations of it. The recent innovations regarding Soyjak and the recent announcement of the Nintendo Labo cardboard toys for manchildren (https://archived.moe/po/thread/560138/), marked an explosion of edits that would come to define the modern caricature of a Sojak, and most of this was done on Vee for the sake of the Console War. Most edits consisted of a Soyjak geared up in cardboard with the Nintendo logo, and various other Nintendo paraphernalia, and a Sony Goldface pouring water on him, ruining his advanced gaming technology. I should also mention that in most of these images, the Sony Goldface either has the acclaimed From Software title, Bloodborne, either tattooed on his arm, or nailed into a wall somewhere in the background, maybe both at the same time, since the PS4 didn’t have any other game. Outside of those domineering facets of Vee culture during that era, brap posting, nonsense spam, Pol crossboard posting, that one Resident Evil: Code Veronica thread, and a myriad other minor memes that all contributed to the overall culture. There was also some hushed discussion here and there about Mozart still being alive, and is being kept in a secret bunker under Nintendo HQ. There was also discussion on the Masonic imagery in Super Mario games, but that might have just been schizo nonsense. https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/wKsUiUmj0meo9lXHF73Ixg/order/asc/
As a conclusion for Vee, the console war ended shortly after the announcement of Stadia on March 20th, 2019 which was followed by Sony’s State of Play (also known as the Absolute State of Play). In tandem with E3 2019, these final acts ended the console war. Most present at the time have agreed that gaming has fallen to the corrosive influence of Woke™©®, and a white peace was silently agreed upon out of pure apathy for the destruction shown. All of this led to further radicalization of the youth and the gradual disintegration of Vee into ineptitude and degeneracy; Vee’s neghole got pozzed.

Teevee’s influence:​

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1140669/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/33991757/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/eat%20scooby%20doo%27s%20shit/type/op/order/asc/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/A24-PRODUCED/type/op/order/asc/page/1/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/bone%20chilling/type/op/start/2019-02-02/order/asc/
Culturally altogether, it was the most advanced of all boards during its golden age, only shadowed by kway in 2019 until it’s demise. There were two Jewtube reaction videos, one to a Star Wars trailer, and another to a Marvel movie trailer, and the two individuals in those videos were perfect caricatures of soyjaks. A24 and Jordan Peele were common subjects of speculation in the newly emerging “whyte peepo be creepy an’ shieeet” subgenre of horror. This is marked by soyjaks being used to represent fans of such movies as feminized and mentally degraded manchildren, that consume produc
ts, and can’t reflect on what is said, in contrast to what is presented in front of their eyes. Holding an emotional attachment to childish things, but retaining no child-like qualities themselves; warped and corrupted, filled with malice. It reflects the corrupting influence of the Electric Jew. This is why George Soros funded shills would frequently spam pornography and other Jewish filth on the board to slide the more intensive and inquisitive discussions that would occasionally happen in some threads.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/123797092/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/104142496/
 
Idkchud said:

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With regards to Teevee, discussion was generally higher quality, but that depended heavily on certain factors regarding the janitorial staff, who were disdained so much that people on Teevee made drill rap parodies mocking them. Much of the broader Teevee culture would follow soyjaks onto Kway, so in some respects Teevee during this golden age shared most in common with Kway out of any other 4chan board, but that’s mostly because Teevee was the biggest shitposting boards. Regardless, this fact is why it isn’t really needed for me to delve too much into specifics. As it pertains to the origins of soyjaks on this board, I’ll give one example: George Soros was running a demoralization psyop on Teevee in 2018, using Soprano threads to promote the homosexual act of eating pussy. Intrepid users would resist this, amongst other far leftist plots, by forming the first soyquotes, but instead of posting on Teevee, they would instead do it on Vee instead, to add an extra layer of confusion to the shitpost:
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/412323580/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/412434737/#q412434937
And while there could be much more to say of this, all manner of delightful details that would make good stories on their own, but I’ve dedicated more than enough time to this section. All I will say though, is that over the long years of Teevee’s struggles, the inherent nature of discussion revolving around motion pictures, projected by the Electric Jew, is always destined to end in moral collapse. More information regarding Teevee during that time will be in my Aftermath section. With this context established, I can now move on to the history of Kway itself.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/123365477/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/119597844/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/143097022/

The Early History​

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1021084/#1021275
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1635184/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2963984/#2964657
The now defunct board of Kway, a place created to host some corny goodbye livestream for a cuck, or at least in theory. I believe the beginning observations of its grand destiny started late 2019, witnessing the battle between two adept schizomancers using kway as their battle ground, but my intimate and authoritative knowledge of Kway goes back to the date in which its existence was revealed to me: October 24th, 2017.
There was a sticky on kway that I saw linked on Vee: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1644109/. It was the one which I personally and single-handedly spammed with zero mod intervention. I can’t really recall why I did it, but I did, and I noticed something in that exercise: Kway, until the ending year or so of its existence, and a small gap in time in 2018, was a hidden board, as in, public awareness of it’s existence was limited as it did not occupy the front page as an existing board as all the other 4real woman boards did. Combined with what was revealed to me in that sticky thread; the mods didn’t actually moderate Kway. In the primitive workings of my mind in those times, even I had taken note of this bizarre quirk of seeming laziness from the mods; an initial observation that many other posters likewise noticed over the years. After the initial confusion I had upon realizing that the sticky thread went into the archive without me getting banned, I noticed a subculture of pseudo-blog posts, frogposting, real womenme, and specifically Toehoe. It became apparent that Jaypee was trying to turn the board into their secret club.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1467211/
As a short aside, I’m going to explain Jaypee for those unaware. Jaypee was a board whose main topic was outsourced to Ent, giving it no real purpose to exist. This caused weabs from Ayy and other backwards communities to use the board as a sekrit klub, where they would post Toehoes, and these Toehoes would serve as a cover for something else. A thing I will detail much later. Jaypee weabs are not regular weebs, they have an a, not two e’s. When a weeb, who is already spiritually degenerated, is degraded into servitude to the communist gangster computer God, they mutate into a weab, a creature only capable of contempt for everything beautiful and pure. They are void of love and goodness; distorted shadows of what a person once was; husks that can only obey their dark lord: ZOG.
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/20047947
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/999998/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1365400/
I also must not forget the [esfores] raids on Kway, and the sporatic battles over the years involving them. Their involvement to control Kway was also there in the earliest days (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/100000/). [esfores] is the cultural center for developing posting styles that would become a phenemona known as imptrash on Pol, and next to Jaypee weabs, were a scourge to other boards. Bant was created in 2017 to house all the said imptrash that would get spammed on Pol, since the mods wouldn’t delete it for… some reason, but if you dared post sneed, that was a 3 day timeout. Bant was Pol’s trashcan, and was also used by Jaypee and [esfores] to groom impressionable youths into their sinister cult on /ota/. Since Bant was quite literally made to be a dumping ground, very few Pol posters actually used it.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2361934/
I must have been one of the few outsiders at that time, beyond the original frogposters, to actually be aware of this clandestine groups. Even during those times, the frogposters were rather unbothered by their activities. I don't remember how much I interacted on Kway in 2018 until the weab’s began a new vector of raiding (which still preceded the soyplosion), but I recall making some threads of various success, making schizo claims about this and that. I like to think I contributed in some way.
It was in 2018 that more of the 4chan regulars became aware of Kway, during a series of sticky threads revolving around Hiroyuki trying to do a Vtuber scam: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2218443
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2219558
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2222886
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2369102
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2371519
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2374294
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2377476
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2452130
This, along with Kway being put on 4chan’s front page for the first ever time, caused more posters from eclectic boards, Vee, Espee, Pol, Fit, and Teevee to all joined together to bash on weabs. This caused an adept real womanweab schizomancer who frequently avatarcacaed as Satania, a character from the anime Gabriel DropOut, to make some of the most unhinged schizo posts ever made on Kway, rivaling even some of the genuine schizo posts from Soyteens in later years. This would be followed by and continue through an often overlooked history in the early pre-Jak days of Kways, which revolves around the We*b Mafia, and the creation of the site Kissu.moe.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2149385/
 
FloydTech said:
people actually idolize her and give her money and shit i really doubt it
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They even have similar usernames and profile pictures; it's like they're all cut from the same cloth. And she's 23 years old? And they're giving her money? How old are these people? What?
 
1969 or Something said:
>Bjork... how could you do this to me... Bjork please...
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