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December 19th, 2018, after an odd year or two of trying to invade kway, the weabs that participated in this operation, who came from an eclectic mix of Jaypee spinoff sites like ota-ch, created an imageboard to further organize and plot against regular Kway denizens. A secret pact was formed amongst the weabs, to bring utter annihilation to both frogposters and eventually soyteens, as revenge for continuously BTFOing them. On kissu.moe they gathered, and on a Discord link, shared and deleted (kissu.moe has liveposting, the first of its kind to have this feature. This detail of liveposting becomes extremely important later with a different site in my Aftermath section) they formed a surreptitious cult and cabal, bent on subverting justice and rightousness. This was the neverending twilight of the We*b Mafia, which still haunts its spooking grounds to this day, but is now only spoken of in hushed whispers on the deepest reaches of the internet. The site that followed it was Heyuri.net, (re)launched on November 24th, 2019, and then continued with Frenschan and eventually the Sharty. All of this was done of course to groom and slowly initiate children into a Satanic death cult that vied for control over Kway, since truly it was the board in which the whole Internet would revolve around; whoever controlled Kway, controlled the Internet.
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #2816377 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2816377/#2817799)
It should be worth noting though that Jaypee weabs already had several other websites that effectively served as bunkers to raid boards and also occasionally trade illegal material. The experiment of this endeavor was spiritually what laid the foundation for what would become Soyjak.party two years later, which itself copied the ethos of weabs in their formation of spinoff sites and the We*b Mafia, which will explain certain aspects to its existence. However the topic of the Sharty itself will come much later in this history. And also for coherency, a person who was most likely a CIA agent made a site for Kway frogposters called frenschan.com (changed to a .org domain after some time). Frenschan.com is a bit more dubious to find an exact date of creation, since it was seemingly created post-Kway, but I have to guess that it was made a month or so after the deletion of Kway itself, likely as a reaction to Kway’s deletion. I will say though that that the dominant frogposting schizo on Kway was a consistent critiquer of spinoff sites, so I doubt he or many other native /qa/nons actually used the site. However, frenschan apparently could not keep up with server hostings, and went offline around September of 2024, not like it really matters, since most frogposters, or people imitating them, continued posted on the Sharty anyways.
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #2744415 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2744415/)
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/ weabs must seethe /
With this established, the remnants of the We*b Mafia would still occasionally spam threads on Kway, often to increasingly more aggressive schizobabble replies from the trickling in of disgruntled posters from other boards who were quickly losing patience for all things cringe. The impact this has caused on all of 4chan is something few are even aware of, and the majority of it originally came from Kway. It’s also important to note that even though weabs had kissu.moe, and a myriad other offshoots moving into 2020, they would still post on Kway, albeit with a much lower presence. With all of that established, I can now move on to the establishment of soy posters on Kway, and their domination over it. I will also share that they used a client called Riot to form groups off-site, which will become important much later. /qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #3059929 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3059929/#3063578)
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #3156908 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3156908/)
With this Jaypee subtext broadly explained, along with the war between the We*b Mafia and the frogposters explained, but by no means is it in depth in any way, I can now continue onwards to the subject of Soyjaks inhabiting Kway, and the first soy duels.
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #2215185 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2215185/)

The Soyjak Takeover​

Since the explosion of innovation regarding Soyjaks, all boards were technically overrun with them, sincer they were a form of spam. The moderation of 4chan would ban the posters, and sadly the posts would be deleted as well. However, since the Mossad lackies that controlled 4real woman ignored Kway, it would slowly experience Soyjak spam over the course of 2018. This early, experimental period happened in conjunction with the increasingly schizophrenic battles between the adept super schizos from both the weab and frog side, which clearly left a mark on soyjaks that would define its nature.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/490324624/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2886209/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2845386/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2910952/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2821544/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2820145/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2971816
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2880479/
Soyposting was aggressive and quite time efficient. I would say that people participated in posting soyjaks for two main reasons: it was a reflection of reality, it made the people it reflected angry, which is funny. It was the culmination of years of abstract meme development, based on intensive theory and study. 4trans, being overran with Soylent guzzling Soyboys, and being run by far-left Israel funded pedophiles, made it countercultural. It was punk to post Soyjaks, because it would almost always result in a ban, similar to sneedposting. This combined idea of the act of posting Soyjak being rebellious added to the appeal, and further embolded people to continue doing it. When people noticed what I had noticed, that there was the secret board Kway, that was minimally moderated as a sort of inside joke between the moderation, it became the most obvious home for Soyjaks.
It is impossible to put accurate dates when Soyjak spammers “took over” Kway, since that isn’t really the reality of what Kway was. Over time, people who liked posting Soyjaks, and as a result of this activity, had a disdain for the 4cuck moderation, and acquired the forbidden skills of ban evasion; would on a person by person basis be made aware of Kway, and they might notice what I had noticed before regarding it. Upon noticing, they would post Soyjaks and not get banned for it, solidifying their presence on the board, and turning Kway into a nexus for Soyjak posters from all the other boards.
Kway’s cultural development
Everything until 2019 can be considered background information regarding Kway, since until the soyjak spammers arrived, the board was much slower and preoccupied in battle with the We*b Mafia. That year was the year it became saturated with soyjak spam, the most powerful group on 4chan at that time. The reason for why any soyjak spammer moved to Kway originally is not concrete, but I surmise, due to my own personal experience, that because in those days, when threads were made that critiqued the moderation of 4trans in any way, they would either get deleted, which was most of the time, or moved to Kway, which would have exposed the people in those threads to being aware of its existence.
As stated multiple times already, but cannot be understated, the mods refused to actively moderate Kway, seemingly as an elaborate inside joke. When this was gradually realized by more and more posters, this presented itself as a critical point of error, by which their tyranny could be resisted. This contributed largely to the growing influx of Kway regulars, who regularly were banned from their home boards for inane reasons. The rampant far-left censorship on boards like Teevee, Vee, Ayy, Espee, and the myriad other niche hobby boards were pushing more and more posters to Kway, where they were able to freely discuss the nature of these things, and cultivate their trolling insticts; in the process, many learned how to perform the forbidden techniques of ban evasion. After getting permabanned for the first time myself in 2018, for getting “50+ bans” over the years, I too began training in this technique. The most powerful posters are those that achieve a state of unbannableness; permabans, rangebans, systembans, these things don’t even register to them. Even I achieved that level of power at some point.
 
Idkchud said:
December 19th, 2018, after an odd year or two of trying to invade kway, the weabs that participated in this operation, who came from an eclectic mix of Jaypee spinoff sites like ota-ch, created an imageboard to further organize and plot against regular Kway denizens. A secret pact was formed amongst the weabs, to bring utter annihilation to both frogposters and eventually soyteens, as revenge for continuously BTFOing them. On kissu.moe they gathered, and on a Discord link, shared and deleted (kissu.moe has liveposting, the first of its kind to have this feature. This detail of liveposting becomes extremely important later with a different site in my Aftermath section) they formed a surreptitious cult and cabal, bent on subverting justice and rightousness. This was the neverending twilight of the We*b Mafia, which still haunts its spooking grounds to this day, but is now only spoken of in hushed whispers on the deepest reaches of the internet. The site that followed it was Heyuri.net, (re)launched on November 24th, 2019, and then continued with Frenschan and eventually the Sharty. All of this was done of course to groom and slowly initiate children into a Satanic death cult that vied for control over Kway, since truly it was the board in which the whole Internet would revolve around; whoever controlled Kway, controlled the Internet.
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #2816377 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2816377/#2817799)
It should be worth noting though that Jaypee weabs already had several other websites that effectively served as bunkers to raid boards and also occasionally trade illegal material. The experiment of this endeavor was spiritually what laid the foundation for what would become Soyjak.party two years later, which itself copied the ethos of weabs in their formation of spinoff sites and the We*b Mafia, which will explain certain aspects to its existence. However the topic of the Sharty itself will come much later in this history. And also for coherency, a person who was most likely a CIA agent made a site for Kway frogposters called frenschan.com (changed to a .org domain after some time). Frenschan.com is a bit more dubious to find an exact date of creation, since it was seemingly created post-Kway, but I have to guess that it was made a month or so after the deletion of Kway itself, likely as a reaction to Kway’s deletion. I will say though that that the dominant frogposting schizo on Kway was a consistent critiquer of spinoff sites, so I doubt he or many other native /qa/nons actually used the site. However, frenschan apparently could not keep up with server hostings, and went offline around September of 2024, not like it really matters, since most frogposters, or people imitating them, continued posted on the Sharty anyways.
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #2744415 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2744415/)
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/ weabs must seethe /
With this established, the remnants of the We*b Mafia would still occasionally spam threads on Kway, often to increasingly more aggressive schizobabble replies from the trickling in of disgruntled posters from other boards who were quickly losing patience for all things cringe. The impact this has caused on all of 4chan is something few are even aware of, and the majority of it originally came from Kway. It’s also important to note that even though weabs had kissu.moe, and a myriad other offshoots moving into 2020, they would still post on Kway, albeit with a much lower presence. With all of that established, I can now move on to the establishment of soy posters on Kway, and their domination over it. I will also share that they used a client called Riot to form groups off-site, which will become important much later. /qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #3059929 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3059929/#3063578)
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #3156908 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3156908/)
With this Jaypee subtext broadly explained, along with the war between the We*b Mafia and the frogposters explained, but by no means is it in depth in any way, I can now continue onwards to the subject of Soyjaks inhabiting Kway, and the first soy duels.
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #2215185 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2215185/)

The Soyjak Takeover​

Since the explosion of innovation regarding Soyjaks, all boards were technically overrun with them, sincer they were a form of spam. The moderation of 4chan would ban the posters, and sadly the posts would be deleted as well. However, since the Mossad lackies that controlled 4real woman ignored Kway, it would slowly experience Soyjak spam over the course of 2018. This early, experimental period happened in conjunction with the increasingly schizophrenic battles between the adept super schizos from both the weab and frog side, which clearly left a mark on soyjaks that would define its nature.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/490324624/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2886209/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2845386/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2910952/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2821544/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2820145/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2971816
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2880479/
Soyposting was aggressive and quite time efficient. I would say that people participated in posting soyjaks for two main reasons: it was a reflection of reality, it made the people it reflected angry, which is funny. It was the culmination of years of abstract meme development, based on intensive theory and study. 4trans, being overran with Soylent guzzling Soyboys, and being run by far-left Israel funded pedophiles, made it countercultural. It was punk to post Soyjaks, because it would almost always result in a ban, similar to sneedposting. This combined idea of the act of posting Soyjak being rebellious added to the appeal, and further embolded people to continue doing it. When people noticed what I had noticed, that there was the secret board Kway, that was minimally moderated as a sort of inside joke between the moderation, it became the most obvious home for Soyjaks.
It is impossible to put accurate dates when Soyjak spammers “took over” Kway, since that isn’t really the reality of what Kway was. Over time, people who liked posting Soyjaks, and as a result of this activity, had a disdain for the 4cuck moderation, and acquired the forbidden skills of ban evasion; would on a person by person basis be made aware of Kway, and they might notice what I had noticed before regarding it. Upon noticing, they would post Soyjaks and not get banned for it, solidifying their presence on the board, and turning Kway into a nexus for Soyjak posters from all the other boards.
Kway’s cultural development
Everything until 2019 can be considered background information regarding Kway, since until the soyjak spammers arrived, the board was much slower and preoccupied in battle with the We*b Mafia. That year was the year it became saturated with soyjak spam, the most powerful group on 4chan at that time. The reason for why any soyjak spammer moved to Kway originally is not concrete, but I surmise, due to my own personal experience, that because in those days, when threads were made that critiqued the moderation of 4trans in any way, they would either get deleted, which was most of the time, or moved to Kway, which would have exposed the people in those threads to being aware of its existence.
As stated multiple times already, but cannot be understated, the mods refused to actively moderate Kway, seemingly as an elaborate inside joke. When this was gradually realized by more and more posters, this presented itself as a critical point of error, by which their tyranny could be resisted. This contributed largely to the growing influx of Kway regulars, who regularly were banned from their home boards for inane reasons. The rampant far-left censorship on boards like Teevee, Vee, Ayy, Espee, and the myriad other niche hobby boards were pushing more and more posters to Kway, where they were able to freely discuss the nature of these things, and cultivate their trolling insticts; in the process, many learned how to perform the forbidden techniques of ban evasion. After getting permabanned for the first time myself in 2018, for getting “50+ bans” over the years, I too began training in this technique. The most powerful posters are those that achieve a state of unbannableness; permabans, rangebans, systembans, these things don’t even register to them. Even I achieved that level of power at some point.
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Idkchud said:
December 19th, 2018, after an odd year or two of trying to invade kway, the weabs that participated in this operation, who came from an eclectic mix of Jaypee spinoff sites like ota-ch, created an imageboard to further organize and plot against regular Kway denizens. A secret pact was formed amongst the weabs, to bring utter annihilation to both frogposters and eventually soyteens, as revenge for continuously BTFOing them. On kissu.moe they gathered, and on a Discord link, shared and deleted (kissu.moe has liveposting, the first of its kind to have this feature. This detail of liveposting becomes extremely important later with a different site in my Aftermath section) they formed a surreptitious cult and cabal, bent on subverting justice and rightousness. This was the neverending twilight of the We*b Mafia, which still haunts its spooking grounds to this day, but is now only spoken of in hushed whispers on the deepest reaches of the internet. The site that followed it was Heyuri.net, (re)launched on November 24th, 2019, and then continued with Frenschan and eventually the Sharty. All of this was done of course to groom and slowly initiate children into a Satanic death cult that vied for control over Kway, since truly it was the board in which the whole Internet would revolve around; whoever controlled Kway, controlled the Internet.
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #2816377 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2816377/#2817799)
It should be worth noting though that Jaypee weabs already had several other websites that effectively served as bunkers to raid boards and also occasionally trade illegal material. The experiment of this endeavor was spiritually what laid the foundation for what would become Soyjak.party two years later, which itself copied the ethos of weabs in their formation of spinoff sites and the We*b Mafia, which will explain certain aspects to its existence. However the topic of the Sharty itself will come much later in this history. And also for coherency, a person who was most likely a CIA agent made a site for Kway frogposters called frenschan.com (changed to a .org domain after some time). Frenschan.com is a bit more dubious to find an exact date of creation, since it was seemingly created post-Kway, but I have to guess that it was made a month or so after the deletion of Kway itself, likely as a reaction to Kway’s deletion. I will say though that that the dominant frogposting schizo on Kway was a consistent critiquer of spinoff sites, so I doubt he or many other native /qa/nons actually used the site. However, frenschan apparently could not keep up with server hostings, and went offline around September of 2024, not like it really matters, since most frogposters, or people imitating them, continued posted on the Sharty anyways.
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #2744415 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2744415/)
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/ weabs must seethe /
With this established, the remnants of the We*b Mafia would still occasionally spam threads on Kway, often to increasingly more aggressive schizobabble replies from the trickling in of disgruntled posters from other boards who were quickly losing patience for all things cringe. The impact this has caused on all of 4chan is something few are even aware of, and the majority of it originally came from Kway. It’s also important to note that even though weabs had kissu.moe, and a myriad other offshoots moving into 2020, they would still post on Kway, albeit with a much lower presence. With all of that established, I can now move on to the establishment of soy posters on Kway, and their domination over it. I will also share that they used a client called Riot to form groups off-site, which will become important much later. /qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #3059929 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3059929/#3063578)
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #3156908 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3156908/)
With this Jaypee subtext broadly explained, along with the war between the We*b Mafia and the frogposters explained, but by no means is it in depth in any way, I can now continue onwards to the subject of Soyjaks inhabiting Kway, and the first soy duels.
/qa/ - Question & Answer » Thread #2215185 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2215185/)

The Soyjak Takeover​

Since the explosion of innovation regarding Soyjaks, all boards were technically overrun with them, sincer they were a form of spam. The moderation of 4chan would ban the posters, and sadly the posts would be deleted as well. However, since the Mossad lackies that controlled 4real woman ignored Kway, it would slowly experience Soyjak spam over the course of 2018. This early, experimental period happened in conjunction with the increasingly schizophrenic battles between the adept super schizos from both the weab and frog side, which clearly left a mark on soyjaks that would define its nature.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/490324624/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2886209/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2845386/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2910952/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2821544/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2820145/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2971816
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2880479/
Soyposting was aggressive and quite time efficient. I would say that people participated in posting soyjaks for two main reasons: it was a reflection of reality, it made the people it reflected angry, which is funny. It was the culmination of years of abstract meme development, based on intensive theory and study. 4trans, being overran with Soylent guzzling Soyboys, and being run by far-left Israel funded pedophiles, made it countercultural. It was punk to post Soyjaks, because it would almost always result in a ban, similar to sneedposting. This combined idea of the act of posting Soyjak being rebellious added to the appeal, and further embolded people to continue doing it. When people noticed what I had noticed, that there was the secret board Kway, that was minimally moderated as a sort of inside joke between the moderation, it became the most obvious home for Soyjaks.
It is impossible to put accurate dates when Soyjak spammers “took over” Kway, since that isn’t really the reality of what Kway was. Over time, people who liked posting Soyjaks, and as a result of this activity, had a disdain for the 4cuck moderation, and acquired the forbidden skills of ban evasion; would on a person by person basis be made aware of Kway, and they might notice what I had noticed before regarding it. Upon noticing, they would post Soyjaks and not get banned for it, solidifying their presence on the board, and turning Kway into a nexus for Soyjak posters from all the other boards.
Kway’s cultural development
Everything until 2019 can be considered background information regarding Kway, since until the soyjak spammers arrived, the board was much slower and preoccupied in battle with the We*b Mafia. That year was the year it became saturated with soyjak spam, the most powerful group on 4chan at that time. The reason for why any soyjak spammer moved to Kway originally is not concrete, but I surmise, due to my own personal experience, that because in those days, when threads were made that critiqued the moderation of 4trans in any way, they would either get deleted, which was most of the time, or moved to Kway, which would have exposed the people in those threads to being aware of its existence.
As stated multiple times already, but cannot be understated, the mods refused to actively moderate Kway, seemingly as an elaborate inside joke. When this was gradually realized by more and more posters, this presented itself as a critical point of error, by which their tyranny could be resisted. This contributed largely to the growing influx of Kway regulars, who regularly were banned from their home boards for inane reasons. The rampant far-left censorship on boards like Teevee, Vee, Ayy, Espee, and the myriad other niche hobby boards were pushing more and more posters to Kway, where they were able to freely discuss the nature of these things, and cultivate their trolling insticts; in the process, many learned how to perform the forbidden techniques of ban evasion. After getting permabanned for the first time myself in 2018, for getting “50+ bans” over the years, I too began training in this technique. The most powerful posters are those that achieve a state of unbannableness; permabans, rangebans, systembans, these things don’t even register to them. Even I achieved that level of power at some point.
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Idkchud said:
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Many special cases exist of ban evaders. Some ban evaders were in context fake ban evaders, because one can delete their own posts, or if they’re working with a mod or janitor, they can delete the post and give them a 15 minute time out, giving the illusion of censorship. This is most frequently done with pedophile spam on boards like Vee, where if you point out the spam and predict what the point of the thread is, you will be banned instead. Then, when the thread gets deleted later, a new pedophile spam thread is instantly made whining about “censorship”, that will then be ignored; unless, of course, someone says something that exposes the false, manufactured narrative, in which case that gets deleted and the thread continues until bump limit. This is just but one of the myriad techniques I’ve observed the 4cuck moderation staff using to obscure real dissidence.
If I had to describe a chain of events, it mainly went from Vee, to Teevee, to Kway. I would say the attention of /qa/nons was somewhat even between using Kway itself, and the collection of other boards, predominately using Teevee, as I was guilty of myself. That makes the history of using Kway and the archive of Kway threads by itself a very hard to follow subject, since there are so many splotches of missing information due to the scattering of soy spam across all the boards. In those days before Operation Clean Stable, I still mostly browsed Teevee, only checking in on Kway every so often. It’s culture was advancing so rapidly that sometimes after not checking it for a couple days I would be completely confused by the innovations made to language, math, and posting etiquette.
What made Kway more potent was that random people would occasionally visit Kway and make threads whining about something happening on some other board (which posters from Kway were most likely involved with). This would then create the context of someone who is being serious, having their thread assaulted by a wave of differing groups of shitposters using memes developed and refined on Kway and Kway alone, often leading to the bewilderment of tourists from other boards.
To reiterate and expound on the section regarding Teevee, it was where the most bombastic posting would occur during this time, as it was the home nexus for Sneedposting, and was heavily contested by several malicious forces, most notably /leftypol/, plotting to subvert the intensive purview that is kino dialectics, and replace it with vapid flick chatter. This was most apparent with threads involving A24 movies, which paid George Soros shills would spam threads about incessantly. Courageous Teevee posters would challenge this clear aggression by Jewish forces with the use of soyjaks and soyquoting.
It was originally the weabs of Jaypee, Ayy, Bant, and [esfores], versus the frogposters from everywhere else, vying for control of Kway. It was a funny back and forth at the time, both sides relatively equal. But in 2019, the soyjak spammers, like an eastern squall, utterly dominated both sides, banishing most of the weabs to their bunker on kissu.moe, and further into secrecy they coalesced, where they would fester and plot against Kway from that point onward. They were the masters of Kway, it was at that point undisputed. They were sovereign, and with a place to cultivate and refine their arts, all the arts of the soyjak.
The battle between the We*b Mafia and the frogposters reached a fever pitch in 2019. Many threads were made, all directed at pointing out flaws in the other side, and “BTFOing” them. However, the bulk of fighting though was considered to be between only two people, adept schizomancers, vying for control over Kway. Some speculate though a possibility that both individuals may have been one person, pretending to fight himself, and in the process performed a powerful spell over Kway: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2961944/#2962536
If true, if only we knew. This hypothetical central figure, whether it existed in this context, or another, was the basis of the ward’s sreal womangest schizo.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2916215/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2879692/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2875592/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2754874/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2932428/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2883929
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2933068/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2951478/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/466003606/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/121224250/
They appeared like the fog of the distant dawn, wrapping the land in a hazy mist, where everything becomes realer than real. And when they left and the witnesses were alone with their thoughts, it was hard to fully grasp the memory of their nature, as if what had happened might have all truly been a product of a feverish imagination, or a night mare strolling through the dark. It all made so much sense in the moment, but then that understanding leaves with it. Was any of it real, or just a dream?

On Jakking Off:​

As mentioned prior, soy posters where found on all the major boards of 4trans, as there was always something soy to point out within any particular topic. Though it was the most active and explosive on Teevee, I by no means intend to diminish how widespread soyposting was, that it was regularly used on even the smaller boards like Oh and Ceekay. In this way, all aspects of all the disparate and unique cultures of 4cuck was selectively grafted together in the development of Kway soy posting, but that’s a subject too gargantuan to approach. Mid 2019 was when soyposters, upon realizing that Kway was basically free real estate, decided to test and organize spam. This would encourage the raiding culture, which was heavily censored by the moderation of all of 4chan ever since Gamergate. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/684295/#686446
The act of quoting someone’s post and simply attaching an image to it was an existing shitposting technique in pre-soy times, though much more sparsely used. It was mainly done with an assortment of reaction images, and then transitioned to brainletjaks. Any of those methods were basically used to proto-soyface posts. However, with this environment that Kway possessed, soy posting teenagers could now practice and refine their soy spam. What then followed was a breakthrough so profound, it would change the history of Kway forever; a poster would soyquote a soyquote, a novel idea. This was how the Jak Off came into being, eventually known as a Soy Duel, and on Kway were the first Soy Duels done. If you drive a white, 2006 Pontiac Solstice, I will kill you. This is a credible threat.
While Soy Duels, like all imageboard innovations, were done anonymously, in the last year of Kway’s existence, discussion arose surrounding certain Discord screenshots of someone posting incoherent ramblings to himself, and that such messages recede all the way back to August of 2019, around the time of the first soy duels. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3214660/
Because of this thread, and the historical record it shows, this is mostly why I glossed over Teevee in my own account beyond the bare essentials, and its immense contribution to Soyjaks, notably the A24 slow-burn poster. Even still, there is so much more of importance that occurred due to the cross pollination of Teevee posters on Kway, but maybe the subject is too esoteric to ever truly divulge with words. However, the historian in that thread did forget one detail I can add, which was that the theorem he wrote regarding the soy duel was originally posted on Teevee earlier in August, in this thread: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/118979394/#118980547
Tiers of soy quoting:
  • Soy quoting a post in thread.
  • Having a soy duel in a thread.
  • Making a new thread soy quoting a post: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/140217439/ (I made the original post that was quoted)
  • Soy quoting your own post: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3227977
  • Having a soy duel with yourself.
  • Having a soy duel through created threads, ruining the entire board catalog.
  • Soy quoting a post in different thread.
  • Making a thread soy quoting a post originally made on a different board.
  • Particpating in a multi-board soy duel.
  • Making up a post in your head and soyquoting it anywhere (This was how thrembo, sproke, toilet
  • noobs, Capitol Reef National Park, and Operation Clean Stable came into existence):
 
Idkchud said:
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https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/sproke/order/asc/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/Capitol%20Reef/order/asc/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/toilet%20noobs/order/asc/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/operation%20clean%20stable/order/asc/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/thrembo/order/asc/

On Enbie:​

Many have forgotten, most have never even heard of it. This is the proto-femjak birthed by a mod, molded on that real woman infested hub, [esfores], in the year 2019, and eventually forced onto Kway in 2020. Looking back, it was rather quaint, and it allowed the proliferation of the Big Larry chudjak variant, which is what eventually led to the acceptance of the chud in chud spaces. This, and ENA (the proto-Ongezellig), were the dominant vectors of which the moderation team tried to exert influence during early soyjak rule over kway.
The proof of a mod being the one forcing this meme, especially on Kway, is very easy to prove, since they stickied an enbie thread and made several tellings posts regarding Enbie in general: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3664909/
This act is probably the most direct proof of that time of the clear disdain the 4trans moderation had towards soyjakkers and Kway itself. Enbie spam was the first and biggest reason that contributed to the raids on [esfores] in later years.

Shark spam:​

In about December of 2020, holoreal women from the recently created Veetee board starting spamming the shark girl on kway. This would be another instance of mod protected spam.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3738757/
This was partially what incited Annoying Orange posting on Veetee as a way to make obsessed weebs seethe by bursting their real womenme bubble. Outside of the spam, there was never really much to it, just another indication of the wicked forces of darkness constantly trying to assault Kway.

On the origins of the term Soyteen:​

Around 2019, during the outbreak of scuffles on Kway, headed by a weab avatarcacaing with Satania, the soyjakkers would occasionally interject to soyquote scathing walls of text, typically posted by the weabs. The pedoweabs of kissu.moe liked to refer to anyone on Kway they didn’t like as teens, or teenbros, which is a trend that goes back many years before any soyjaks were ever posted on Kway, which only emphasizes how old and decrepit weabs are. After Soyjak spammers established dominion over Kway, the term morphed into Soyteen as a reaction to them, and this was the term that stuck.

On Thoughposting:​

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3418094/
In my recollections, I partially fueled this, since when I saw and became aware of thoughquoting and the thoughjak, I more deliberately added though to the end of my sentences to prompt thoughquoting. But I wasn’t the only one to do this, since saying though at the end of a sentence is grammatically correct though. This then gradually warped into all manners of vernacular that is collectively referred to as “soyspeak”. It started with someone, who I think was claimed to be Mexican, making fun of people on Kway for using the word though at the end of their sentences (even doe using though at the end of a sentence is grammatically correct thoughbiet). He would bring attention to this by soyquoting the though of a post with an edit of photo negative soyjaks, with a lens flare around their eyes. In Soysylum threads, the interjection of the Thoughposter into discourse was seen as a supernatural entity reacting to ritualistic uses of a seemingly benign word.

On Lee Goldson:​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1almXTSqOY
Lee Goldson is a semi-mythological figure, and was one of the most powerful 4chan posters to ever exist. He waged a righteous, yet extremely autistic, crusade against the shows My Little Pony and Barney.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/970030/
During the middle to late years of the 2010’s, it didn’t matter which board it was, if an image of a character from My Little Pony was posted outside of Emelpee, Lee would be there to counter its corrosive influence, often to the bewilderment and gradual amusement to every observer. Over the years, the intense struggle with which Lee took his cause was known to just about every 4chan regular, who either thought he was an extremely funny autistic phenomena, or was an evil gremlin terrified of his autistic powers. His famous image (bronies, this is your mindset), being the most reposted image in all of 4chan several times over.
How, why, and to what extent Lee Goldson originally interacted with kway is a mystery that not even I’m fully sure of. Such a thing can only be explained by Lee himself. What I do know, however, is that during the aftermath of the open war between the We*b Mafia and the frogposters on Kway, when soyjakking culture began rapidly developing, the esoteric art of Leebaiting was also being developed on Kway, and refined in such a strange way. But with it, a Lee did follow, but maybe not the Lee that was before.
They appear in the pupils (https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/they%20appear%20in%20the%20pupils/)
Near the end of Kways existence, most posters did agree and discuss that, in some way, the person making posts that appear to be what is observed to be Lee, were not actually Lee, but someone pretending to be Lee, a Leelarper so to speak. Such ideas have already existed for years, even back in 2018; I have light recollections of discussions on different boards asserting such a claim. But it simply could not be understated how much influence Lee Goldson, or at least the concept of him, and his arch enemies, or at least the idea of an enemy, had over Kway during its golden age. Personally, I believe this theory of a Lee impostor to be true, and I consider this thread in 2020 (https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3309564/) to be the biggest example. The dialogue seemed very rehearsed, since the real Lee would have most definitely deleted his own post if that was really him. And before you caca start implying, it also doesn’t even make sense to begin with, considering how seemingly organized Lee was. To have coom material in a barneycaca folder for a misclick like that to even occur doesn’t make much sense considering his character, despite how comical it’s obviously supposed to come across.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4990215/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4838663/
The reasoning for why someone would impersonate Lee is a seemingly insane and nonsensical mode of expression. When one actually considers it, and actually researches the possibility, one stumbles into a most bizarre operandi. Lee did what he did for a moral statement, and despite how absurd and humorous his spam was, their was a genuine conviction, an air of sincerity to it that gave it character. An unbannable super autist spamming death threats at people posting pictures of cartoon ponies on an anonymous imageboard was novel, it was unique. For uniqueness to die, someone had to make it typical, mundane. Kway was the testing grounds for this advanced experiment, and the results were of a nature stranger than the individual components that make it up.
I will clarify that I have seen occasional Lee moments that seem like genuine Lee behavior up to 2019, but I believe that also exists in conjunction with already active impersonators filling in for an increasingly less active Lee. 2020 is when I find Leelike activity dubious. Ultimately, the veracity of Lee’s real involvement with Kway will always be up to heavy speculation unless he comes forward to give his personal account, but I doubt that would happen, since the identity between Kway and Lee are inseparable. I also doubt he would do it because of documents like this, where I have this whole section dedicated to him, and if you scroll down the page far enough, I have a section exposing a satanic pedophile cult and members of government.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5000000/
 
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On Leebaiters:​

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4094907/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2865698/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4250456/
People who bait Lee, or the person who prompts a Lee impersonator, make up the cast of what is known as Leebaiters, people that seemingly likewise achieved an unbannable state of being, and posted in idealogical opposition to Lee. It should be noted though that several of these names were used by the real Lee for years before the Kway saga occurred, so these names weren’t constructed to rebrand barneycacaing. As stated in the previous section, people were becoming more aware of the possibility that the ones supposedly baiting Lee, and who is percieved as Lee himself, might be an organized and rehearsed cyber stageplay. This then leads into the question of why one, or even more baffling, a group of seperate individuals, do this act, and to such an extreme as what was occuring on Kway after the defeat of the We*b Mafia and the recognized and sovereign rule of soyjak spamming dummys to spam a question and answers board that hardly anyone used or even knew about. After such an obvious observation was made, the conclusion of why becomes rather obvious: the mods were involved in Leebaiting (Jay Irwin’s Taykay company=TK47). This was most evident by the ways the moderation have fought and oppressed Kway users over the years, and injecting noobcoal, like Enbie, onto the catalog as a way of demoralizing the userbase. Any form of disruption towards the “undesirable class” as I’ll call it, was seen as a positive by them.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1273650/
I would consider the act of Leebaiting to overlap significantly with the We*b Mafia, especially as the years progressed, with a couple onlookers so amused by how nonsensical it was getting, they save the most humourous OC from it as a form of endearment. For both the Leebaiter and Lee to be one, would mean that all posting was orchestrated beforehand by a shadowy cabal. Such actions have been used before with the We*b Mafia, who used the off-site dens of kissu and ota-ch to plot against Kway. This insinuated the continuation of a guerilla war on Kway, done possibly by remnants of the We*b Mafia, and highly likely supported by members of the 4chan moderation staff. This meant that the rapid development of culture on Kway was seen as an active threat to their tyranny. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5116245/
While not pertaining to Leebaiting specifically, this activity of impersonation would be a common tactic of the We*b Mafia in later years as they continued trying to subvert Kway. They could masquerade as any group, even the ones they considered mortal enemies. An example of this style of attack would be a thread like: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4380752/

On The 2020 Plandemic:​

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3723681/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3353835/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3356331/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4382129
At the turn of the decade, the Shadow Government made up an imaginary disease and tried to force everyone to get a vaccine against something that doesn’t exist that would turn them gay, dummyed, sterile and implanted nano-cameras with GPS functions so that the NSA track their every move, furthering their plan to enact white genocide. Luckily, intelligent and intrepid Pol users and soyjak spammers would catch on quickly to this satanic plot.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5276160/
With the plandemic and everything with it, mask mandates, social distancing, and vaccines, Quack doctors and sociopathic nurses were being funded by the Shadow Government to demoralize the populace, and with that came an incredible surge in soy activity in the real world, allowing its mirror to materialize through its shadow vector, soyjaks. This sparked a revival, a renaissance, it utterly reinvigorated soyposting development, allowing it to continue triggering Soyboys for years to come. All because as a matter of fact, Soyboys are Science™ worshipping cucks that pay for car insurance, have hot sauce and funko pop collections, believe in evolution, wear face muzzles, watch atmospheric slow-burns, and get vaccines that make them even gayer and dummyeder.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/wear%20the%20mask/
During this time it seems almost as if the correlation between soy activity and soyjak spam seems to be almost 1 to 1 during this time, mimicking it, as a shadow does. I often time ruminated on the properties behind such machinations. But what happens when the shadow becomes so energetic, superseding its progenitor, that it begins to move by itself, animated independently from the subject it was originally imitating?
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3640761/
Later that year, Brandon would usurp God Emperorship from the Tangerine Tyrant, as decreed by the Council Occuria, issuing in total globohomo lockdown. But maybe because of that, Kway advanced further still, to a state even more powerful than before.
The Height of Kway’s Influence:
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3484141/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3755339/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3754173/
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/128628803
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3780662/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3570832
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4276556/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3362247/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3801053/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3558243/
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/205524889
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3459553/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3661274/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4343542/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3772730/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4983018/#4983018
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4834584/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4199151/
As a result of the pushback against the satanic forced mask mandate and the nano-chip/sterilization vaccination campaign, Soyposting, and therefore Kway itself, entered a golden era of untold prosperity. Kway culture came to represent the antipode to modern 4chan. When it comes to a time like this, there is so much to say that it becomes almost blinding to extract it all into a coherent account. So much happened through Kway, and much of it was exerted on other boards. As Kway was ascending to be a place far above the degenerated squabbles that constituted the site of 4trans, Kway was unique and sreal womang. Such a period has likely already been well documented, so I won’t put down much on what occurred during this time, but I will share some more abstract facets that I find important
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4444444/
 
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When it comes to fully documenting Kway culture, it’s in all honestly too vast and advanced to contain in one single account, much less someone like me to do it gracefully. As an example, how would I fit in the existence of the Yeji general, and the reasoning for why it moved from Mew to Kway, and the ramifications it had on greater Kway culture? Where does one even begin in explaining a random Kpop idol’s fanbase being connected to soyjaks simply by the virtue of them sharing a board that shouldn’t have even still existed?
At some point in 2020, on a day I can’t really recall, on a time that does matter, while observing Kway threads that didn’t particularly stand out; the same Soyjak spam, frog spam, Toehoe spam, Leebait spam, Enbie spam, and recently Vtuber spam. Then, a powerful, life altering sensation came over me. I began questioning things I just accepted at a certain point. My mind emptied; I unlearned everything I thought I knew as I entered a state of abject confusion. Then the fog came in; I was in the realm of the fae folk, the elemental spirits, and the animal spirits.
At some point I became apathetic to these theories and long winded and cringe arguments by dysgenic freaks. The more they wrote, the more green the page would be when I would soyquote it.
And then there’s the case of Ongezellig. Most people already know about it and the connection ot soyjaks; it was a cancer that stuck around, but few remember its prototype, ENA, spammed in the same way by the same people before Ongezellig took its place. Both were Israel funded queerslop for grooming goys into ingesting estrogen through products such as Soylent. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4879540/
NAS is what reality should be, IAS is what reality is. The truth is things like real womenme, furslop, and pornography are IAS, because by their nature, they are soy, and are attributes of the Soyjak. Everything that is soy accumulates and melds into the conceptual vortex of IAS, creating a mirror of the subject that is being mocked. If all things soy vanished, then the Soyjak would have no meaning behind it, and vanish with it. I have given much contemplation to this over the years, and I still haven’t found a way to rectify this paradox.
Now when it comes to Markiplier, that one is straightforward, since one of the most popular soyjak variants was based on a photo of Markiplier:
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3411333/
This is why when Soyteens engage in raids, they claim they’re from r/markiplier.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4476988/
As for the real womenme side of things, Chino became a popular real womenme loli to edit into soyjak images; often times mistaken for Cirno from Touhou, or Chika from that other real womenme I can’t be bothered to remember the name of.
I could go on and on with explaining details like this, but I need to move on eventually. I can at least share some of the more advanced Soy lore that became forgotten with time.
===== The Asylum: ===== https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgKtmATkQn0
The Asylum was a fictional setting that certain mentally ill and overly invested Kway ‘jakkers made up to place certain ‘jaks in to explore certain themes about schizophrenia, government authority, and the role of modern Science™ as mass scale cult indoctrination, subverting reality. This setting of course required asylum patients and doctors/caretakers to be made. The schizo markiplier was the first to be introduced on the patient side, and then other schizofied Soyjaks, and Dr. Soyberg being the dominant doctor character. This development was a cornerstone of Soyjak cultural development post Covid lockdown, as a response to the Galactic Confederation showing their hand in creating a sterilized slave caste made up of vaxxed goy cattle that eat bugs and watch Marvel movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E891xB9uiIA
Computer God computerized brainthinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal of most of the frontal comman-lob of the brain – gradually during lifetime and overnight in all insane asylums (after computer God Kosher-Bosher one month probation period)

On Chud:​

Chud is a word that has probably one of the most intriguing etymologies out of all words in the English language, probably up there with noob. As an insult, people have theorized that it was originally a slur designated towards Finnish people. The oldest noted usage in modern English is the already well established name of a movie released in 1984, C.H.U.D, in which it is used as an acryonm for Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. The second noted time chud is used is in another film, Donnie Darko, released in 2001, in which Donnie calls the motivational speaker guy a “stupid fucking chud”. I only found this out because I was watching Donnie Darko for the first time in early 2024, and the second I heard it, I immediately tensed up, rewinded, heard it said again, and then subsequently lost my shit. On Teevee, there was a frequently cited film critic site called chud.com, in which a group of guys who called themselves chuds reviewed movies. This eventually led to people on Teevee using chud as a word to associate with this film critic group. In 2017 onwards, chud would be used by fans of the podcast group Chapo Traphouse, which was a group comprised of two Jewish communists and an obese Turk. Fans of this group, who typically made up the /leftypol/ board on 8chan, would sporatically call Pol posters chuds. Chud is also used to refer to a log of shit, like the kind Andy Sixx makes. In 2014, Lee Goldson himself called barneycaca a chud
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/38973684/#38973815
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/68549/#69070
5 years before /leftypol/ spammed it on Teevee. Ultimately its meaning is amorphous, and exists in the realm of a vague slur. The characteristics which would bring the word to mind are oddly widely applicable. The shitstorm around the usage of chud during 2020, as a term adjacent with incel, was so forced, but also just humorous enough that it stuck into common imageboard vernacular, where it is now an accepted slur in English.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/30626637/#30630316 (chud being used as an insult)
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/24282604/#24284635 (chud being used as an insult, December 16, 2013)
So in summary, my knowledge of known uses goes from: C.H.U.D (1984) → film critic blog chud.com (1998) → Donnie Darko (2001) → Lee Goldson (2014) → /leftypol/ spam (2020)
The drawn caricature of the chud is a likeness of Patrick Crusius, which had an earlier version originally posted on Kohlchan with the text “le Kohl face” and “le /pol/ face”, where it would occasionally be posted on 4chan. Only after a whole year did the term chud get associated with it, before that, it was simply called “ le /pol/ face” or “le Kohl face”.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/123025549/#123025826 (old instance of a /pol/ face)
The side profile version however, I consider to be made by /leftypol/ itself as a part of raids on Pol, Teevee, and Kway.
https://archive.md/WAj2B

The Know Your Meme War:​

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3277303/
While Know Your Meme was generally regarded as a reddit-lite, another tendril for Mossad, for much of the 2010’s. Indications, such as filenames, that a poster used the site was, and rightfully so, met with mockery. The explosion of soyjaks, in conjunction with the organization potential of soyposters on Kway, allowed a special interaction to occur that likely couldn’t have happened before or after that frame of time.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3455754/
 

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