Itt: Post your random thoughts

[Somephono]

signed up for nophonobooru & its all autistic spergs & im probably getting my ip leaked once someone finds a vulnerability in the 'booru's source code

 

[cirno.enthusiast]

signed up for nophonobooru & its all autistic spergs

They look like great philosophers compared to the broomfails however.

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

Put Reddit mods' heads on pikes and roast em.

 

[CX2]

Put Reddit mods' heads on pikes and roast em.

give reddit mods admin here & we'll see a shitoko in improvements

 

[Dagonet]

Rotoscoping's giga behavior

 

[CX2]

moot & snacks are my very best friends captcha failed & it never ends!

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

give reddit mods admin here & we'll see a shitoko in improvements

Nah. The mods here are light years better than any stinking reddidummys.

 

[Apeson]

Is it normal for a foid you're texting to send heart stickers or does she want me?

Act lowkey and don't rush. Sometimes it means she sees you as her guy friend and sometimes it means she's interested.

 

[CX2]

Nah. The mods here are light years better than any stinking reddidummys.

white people be like

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Signing up for a stand-up set at a local comedy club and just reading from a "100 best bathroom jokes" book

>You know how doods piss standing up and shieet?
>Well, I'd be pretty pissed off if I couldn't do that. Like, if my dick got chopped off and I had to piss on the ground or something.
>I'd be like "Ah, nuts, there goes my wood into the woodchipper" ya know? "Now I'm gonna have to piss through my balls like a real dood"

 

[CX2]

>You know how doods piss standing up and shieet?
>Well, I'd be pretty pissed off if I couldn't do that. Like, if my dick got chopped off and I had to piss on the ground or something.
>I'd be like "Ah, nuts, there goes my wood into the woodchipper" ya know? "Now I'm gonna have to piss through my balls like a real dood"

semi related but women need to stfu about how nice it is for men to be able to piss while standing because they can literally do the same thing if they just tried hard enough

 

[cirno.enthusiast]

Act lowkey and don't rush. Sometimes it means she sees you as her guy friend and sometimes it means she's interested.

I know, we don't talk much and I've only been talking to her for around 3 weeks. You have to be a dummy if you go asking for bobs and vagene by now.

 

[Apeson]

You have to be a dummy if you go asking for bobs and vagene by now.

actually do this with that exact wording and also say you're indian.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

actually do this with that exact wording and also say you're indian.

Is this method still unpatched? Solid strat if so.

 

[CX2]

actually do this with that exact wording and also say you're indian.

works surprisingly well with trans folx

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>Remember when William Howard Taft got stuck in a Harriet Tubman or whatever? Because, like, he was so fat or something?

 

[grimmki]

i just want to die my head hurts and i havent drank any water

 

[grimmki]

i just want to fucking kill everyone fuck im so sleepy nusoi

 

[CX2]

i just want to die my head hurts and i havent drank any water

fakecel problems i can relate to...

 

[grimmki]

i feel like so shit holy crap i could like actually collapse i need to sit down