Itt: Post your random thoughts

[ATWA ya dig?]

Me if I was slightly whiter

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
‎>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
‎>...
‎>what
‎>What?
‎>WHAT. THE. FUCK.
‎>THIS IS A BL*CK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A BL*CK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MICHAEL!!!
‎>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS shitoko THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
‎>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A BL*CK BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A BL*CK GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO MICHAEL ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BL*CK BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CUCKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
‎>GIVE ME THAT BL*CK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT BL*CK FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF Santa Claus I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

I saw this post and immediately thought this was written by Idkchud until I realised
>There isn't any mention of Tyrone
>There isn't any mention of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>The protagonist isn't a soyboy
>The protagonist was unknowingly cucked (rather than in on it and completely for it)
>More anti-noob than usual

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

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Cool mod Evendoe reddit pilled

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

noob hate is kinda defunct in england now that we have seanoob pedos moving in for some fucking reason, why dont they just take a boat to Australia and not take the hassle of going to the other side of the damn planet

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

noob hate is kinda defunct in england now that we have seanoob pedos moving in for some fucking reason, why dont they just take a boat to Australia and not take the hassle of going to the other side of the damn planet

Aren't you a muslim noob? Go home.

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

Aren't you a muslim noob? Go home.

go home, to england?

 

[Black Watch]

this looks tuff as hell
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I was about to scream "TABS" dude

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

I was about to scream "TABS" dude

TABS is kino

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

What if you vomited into a plastic bag, then released the vomit from out of the bag and into the skillet, cooked the vomit, and then added batter to it to make it all crispy? If you bit into it, would it be a little creamy? Would it be crunchy? Would the chunky bits act as croutons? Would it be a mix of all three?

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

What if you vomited into a plastic bag, then released the vomit from out of the bag and into the skillet, cooked the vomit, and then added batter to it to make it all crispy? If you bit into it, would it be a little creamy? Would it be crunchy? Would the chunky bits act as croutons? Would it be a mix of all three?

Mind fuck

 

[Buckinghamorange]

I saw this post and immediately thought this was written by Idkchud until I realised
>There isn't any mention of Tyrone
>There isn't any mention of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>The protagonist isn't a soyboy
>The protagonist was unknowingly cucked (rather than in on it and completely for it)
>More anti-noob than usual

It's supposed to be an oppositecaca version of that copypasta albeit. Hence the race swap.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Mind fuck

The thing is, you'd have to eat your own vomit because if you ate somebody else's crispy vomit, that would be considered stealing. It's also kind of gay because you're eating a part of somebody else.

 

[pitgrave]

I won't wash my ass because I'm white and superior.

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

I won't wash my ass because I'm white and superior.

Ass washing is for sand and seanoobs, ew, let it crust

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

Ass washing is for sand and seanoobs, ew, let it crust

rude

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

rude

You dont let poo crust on your crack, you unclean inferior!

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I won't wash my ass because I'm white and superior.

You dont let poo crust on your crack, you unclean inferior!

But if you're white and your crap is brown and crusted up shit is stuck to your ass, what does that make you?

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

But if you're white and your crap is brown and crusted up shit is stuck to your ass, what does that make you?

Poo

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Poo

No, I'm pretty sure it's like, erhm, black face or something? I guess, err, butt face... Butt face is racist or something.

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

No, I'm pretty sure it's like, erhm, black face or something? I guess, err, butt face... Butt face is racist or something.

Buttface le bad because it looks too realistic to pooprican Americans or sometjing