>Go make me a sandwich
  • Welcome. Registering and having your account be approved may take a while since there's only one guy checking and approving accounts and guestposts
  • Boards are being moved around and added. Leave feedback in this thread and let jannies move your threads

Itt: Post your random thoughts

  • Thread starter Thread starter Onzikin
  • Start date Start date
  • Featured
  • Tags Tags
    bababahavalanabakebenbeeevejbrjr elephant poop video on road elephant pooping video elephant video funny huge brap depository i was raped yesterday noob poop noobs official shroom discord server onzikn raped me yesterday onzikn says hrt und bbc ist guten onzikn shocks xer clit with brazil showerheads op is a noob randalsoy stole the testosterone off my body ribbon owned this caca shit everybody cares about shit i care about skin onshitskin tips and tricks for professional raping wawa
This doesn't happen to Mormons enough
Mormonism is a gay religion. It was started by the homosexual Paul Joseph Watso- I mean, Joseph Smith, when he had an epiphany during an orgy. It came to him during a wet dream, literally and metaphorically. It used to be called "Moremen" because they were addicted to men, hence the polyamory. But then the Jamaicans took it, renamed it to "Mormon" because of their thick Irish-induced accents, and the rest is history... herstory.
 
1789665335135.png
 
Saw someone with their school laptop open in the cafeteria and they had a website up with a collage of rifles and ammo sitting on a table. Im going to be a victim in a TCC edit
Would it be tasteless if there were a Western film shot (no pun intended) in a school, and the duel is between two acne-ridden teenagers, and one of them said "This school ain't big enough for two shooters."
 
Would it be tasteless if there were a Western film shot (no pun intended) in a school, and the duel is between two acne-ridden teenagers, and one of them said "This school ain't big enough for two shooters."
What if instead of two shooters it's one shooter and one black kid who just brings his gun to school because they're like that
 
What if instead of two shooters it's one shooter and one black kid who just brings his gun to school because they're like that
>The midday sun hammers down on the cracked asphalt of the abandoned railyard, bleaching the rust out of the old boxcars. A hot wind kicks up a spiral of dust between them. They stand twenty paces apart, hands hovering near the waistbands of their jeans.

>The white teenager squints through the glare, his eyes narrowing into slits. "Is we getting," the white teenager says, his voice a low, gravelly rasp, "any closer to settling this, or are we just wasting daylight?"
>The black teenager doesn't blink. A bead of sweat traces a slow line down his temple. The screech of a distant hawk cuts through the heavy silence. He pulls back the edge of his jacket with a deliberate, agonizing slowness. "Is we getting," the black teenager replies, his cadence steady as a ticking clock, "exactly what we came for, or did you bring that mouth just to play music with it?"

>The wind dies down. The silence stretches, tight as a piano wire. The white teenager lets out a cold, humorless chuckle that doesn't reach his eyes.
>"Is we getting," the white teenager spits, his fingers twitching slightly, "the money back from that locker, or am I going to have to make you watch me take it?"

>The black teenager matches his stare, his face turning to stone as the shadow of a passing cloud darkens the dirt road between them. "Is we getting," the black teenager whispers, the tension reaching a breaking point, "to the part where you stop talking and draw?"

1789665984286.png
 
Back
Top Bottom