Itt: Post your random thoughts

[Lateral]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY END UPDATE

Actually, I’m in Mojang Studios and working on the End Update rn and I’m going to leak everything.

The Ender Dragon will be replaced with Warrior-Z, who will shoot braps and copypasta spam at you. Instead of end crystals, you must get rid of ISIS suicide bombers. He drops his FPE porn folder upon death rather than a dragon egg. To fit with the Muslim theme, creepers will now spawn in the End.

A new form of End Cities will be added called Shroom Cities, where Shroomcucks can be found instead of Shulkers. They will launch BBC projectiles to rape you, giving a deadly debuff. But if you manage to survive, you can get the Hillelytra, which instantly warps you to any lolicon goon stash in the world.

 

[MrObsessed]

have you ever played jojo eyes of heaven?

yeah

 

[jolttrz]

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[MrObsessed]

yeah

But I didn't finish it

 

[jolttrz]

@Goot let me post on your profile please

 

[Sloppyjakky]

i am a cacaot with noobids and I have 3 days left to live @goot owns me

 

[jolttrz]

I sacrifice my life for @Goot

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Probably read 65K+ words the past three days. I find the written word sticks with my conscience exceedingly moreso than other creative mediums.

write a book

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

I sacrifice my life for @Goot

the last true gootist in existence

 

[Chloroform]

In our culture we love food, love our family, and live together in one house!
We're real nice, but the moment you turn on us - boy you don't wanna see what's coming!
Our grandmas hit us with varying object when we missbehaved.
Boy I bet you aren't alcoholics like we are, I bet you that!

 

[_73]

I still pronounce "literally" like Leafy

 

[jolttrz]

I still pronounce "literally" like Leafy

What accent causes this?

 

[Mongoloigul]

I feel like i'm indulging in way too much escapism to the point that i can't relate to my IRL peers.

 

[jolttrz]

I feel like i'm indulging in way too much escapism to the point that i can't relate to my IRL peers.

Must, not, gigaquote

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I feel like i'm indulging in way too much escapism to the point that i can't relate to my IRL peers.

I don't even have IRL peers anymore. Just noobs at work I treat like npcs and my friend from high-school that I send memes to sometimes and haven't seen in like, a year. It's fine though it's whatever

 

[_73]

I don't even have IRL peers anymore. Just noobs at work I treat like npcs and my friend from high-school that I send memes to sometimes and haven't seen in like, a year. It's fine though it's whatever

Who needs friends anyways when you have soyjak.forum

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Wild animals don't come up to me in nature because I'm not fully white. Opossums fw me though so I'm white enough.

 

[myexdrew]

Wild animals don't come up to me in nature because I'm not fully white. Opossums fw me though so I'm white enough.

What if hypothetically I was Congolese how would animals treat me?

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

write a book

The young, handsome, sensitive and sharp man, joined by his equally physically well-off friend stood amidst a backdrop of alabaster. "I was raped yesterday." The air stood still. His friend was stammered.
Did he really just say that?
"Bro..." he whimpered out, fighting back tears with his bold sharp lashes.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

What if hypothetically I was Congolese how would animals treat me?

Mauled to shreds.