Itt: Post your random thoughts

[1876 o algo]

I understand why @Goot is annoyed by the constant harassment, but man, I'm going to be on my deathbed one day and the word "jolteron" is going to pop into my head and I'm going to die laughing. That's a powerful legacy.

 

[Apeson]

I understand why @Goot is annoyed by the constant harassment, but man, I'm going to be on my deathbed one day and the word "jolteron" is going to pop into my head and I'm going to die laughing. That's a powerful legacy.

POV: you're laying on your deathbed, giving your last goodbyes to your friends and family. But as you close your eyes for the last time you hear a Nintendo console playing the latest Pokemon game, "Pokemon noob & cracker". And as you hear a Jolteon's cry the memories come flashing back. Your last words being: "...flvffy"

 

[Apeson]

Imagine you get advanced Alzheimer's and the last thing you remember before dying is the fucking flvfffeeler88 flvffy armpits post

 

[1876 o algo]

Imagine you get advanced Alzheimer's and the last thing you remember before dying is the fucking flvfffeeler88 flvffy armpits post

Dementia attacks more recent memories, so it's likely that some of us will be losing our minds and confuse namecaca with real life family and friends one day

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Imagine you get advanced Alzheimer's and the last thing you remember before dying is the fucking flvfffeeler88 flvffy armpits post

Talk about being ragebaited into lucidity one final time

 

[Sloppyjakky]

creepypastas
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[Apeson]

Dementia attacks more recent memories, so it's likely that some of us will be losing our minds and confuse namecaca with real life family and friends one day

Can't wait to tell the nurse at the nursing home that i've seen her cunt on the internet

 

[jolttrz]

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Never @ sloppyjakky (OH MY God JEFFERY EPSTEIN CAME TO MY HOUSE)

 

[jolttrz]

I understand why @Goot is annoyed by the constant harassment, but man, I'm going to be on my deathbed one day and the word "jolteron" is going to pop into my head and I'm going to die laughing. That's a powerful legacy.

I will see smug goot before I die

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Dementia attacks more recent memories, so it's likely that some of us will be losing our minds and confuse namecaca with real life family and friends one day

I'm probably going to remember the one time I accidentally called my father "mum", I know I mentioned that before

 

[1876 o algo]

Can't wait to tell the nurse at the nursing home that i've seen her cunt on the internet

I was in a nursing course in college and I promise you, the nurse has probably posted her cunt on the internet and will believe you

 

[1876 o algo]

I will see smug goot before I die

>draw your last breath
>your family gathered around
>close your eyes
>see 14 "Hmmm..." reacts from Goot
>die

 

[Apeson]

What if MTV rebranded to MTVVC

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>draw your last breath
>your family gathered around
>close your eyes
>see 14 "Hmmm..." reacts from Goot
>die

The afterlife seems a lot more questionable with this in mind, really makes you think

 

[1876 o algo]

It's such a trip to think that I was in college when I joined the schlog. So much shit changed while I was in college and the schlog just doesn't seem compatible with that. Yet, honestly, probably 1/3rd of my schlog posts were made while I was sitting around between classes

 

[Lootki]

Yeah

 

[cx10]

It's such a trip to think that I was in college when I joined the schlog. So much shit changed while I was in college and the schlog just doesn't seem compatible with that. Yet, honestly, probably 1/3rd of my schlog posts were made while I was sitting around between classes

this is why you failed college? because of barking hotdogs?!

 

[Apeson]

barking hotdogs

noobs bite

 

[1876 o algo]

this is why you failed college? because of barking hotdogs?!

I didn't fail stop

 

[Apeson]

It's such a trip to think that I was in college when I joined the schlog. So much shit changed while I was in college and the schlog just doesn't seem compatible with that. Yet, honestly, probably 1/3rd of my schlog posts were made while I was sitting around between classes

Imagine you're on the final presentation of the class and accidentally click play on this in front of the whole class wyd