Itt: Post your random thoughts

[Apeson]

Undeniably "art hoe female" tattoos. The gayest noob I know wouldn't get tattoos like that

noob walked into a tattoo shop and gave them a compilation of Pinterest idea doodles as reference

 

[catjakker]

comic idea:
ellen page walks into a public turkish sauna
turks try to rape her
turks scream in fear after realizing its a woman
ellen thinks "whew, good thing i transitioned, just imagine what they would've done if i was a weak girl!"

 

[1876 o algo]

noob walked into a tattoo shop and gave them a compilation of Pinterest idea doodles as reference

Embarrassing as hell, but my ex got a tattoo gun for Christmas and basically did the same shit. Nothing but dogshit doodles. I don't think women can think 2 hours ahead, honestly.

 

[Goot]

Men's style
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Titless lesbian, essentially completely unfuckable

 

[cx2 with need of help]

Titless lesbian, essentially completely unfuckable

goot is a cis male lesbian?

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Wonder what "Doctor Who" is like. Always seemed like a cool show and itself alongside Star Trek are always brought to my attention when noobing around with USENET bulldada.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

OPSEC level: Cat (pear for scale)
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>Christmasy in September 2026
My knee... It's.... It's bending on its own?!

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

POV: you're laying on your deathbed, giving your last goodbyes to your friends and family. But as you close your eyes for the last time you hear a Nintendo console playing the latest Pokemon game, "Pokemon noob & cracker". And as you hear a Jolteon's cry the memories come flashing back. Your last words being: "...flvffy"

 

[catjakker]

>Christmasy in September 2026
My knee... It's.... It's bending on its own?!

i haven't changed it ever since it came out

 

[Goot]

OPSEC level: Cat (pear for scale)
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Generically thirdworld wall

i haven't changed it ever since it came out

Shroomy Gold won.

 

[1876 o algo]

Wonder what "Doctor Who" is like. Always seemed like a cool show and itself alongside Star Trek are always brought to my attention when noobing around with USENET bulldada.

It's kino, basically.

 

[catjakker]

Generically thirdworld wall

its called a "wallpaper", did the europeans introduce this technology to your noob tribe yet?

Shroomy Gold won.

...said no one ever

 

[cx2 with need of help]

@DOLL @DOLL AT WORK

 

[1876 o algo]

@DOLL @DOLL AT WORK

noob write your password down

 

[1876 o algo]

Shroomy Gold won.

Blud uses the jolteon colored theme...

 

[cx2 with need of help]

noob write your password down

sybau i save it in 12 different spreadsheet files

 

[quadruple f]

sybau i save it in 12 different spreadsheet files

thats how u got haked...

 

[cx2 with need of help]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2104615337539027066

 

[catjakker]

my only post on schlog, and the only person i interacted with was stephen

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

my only post on schlog, and the only person i interacted with was stephen
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