>I wake up every morning and eat a nice big bowl of shit bran.
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Watch your language.
Please accept my most profound, sincere, and unreserved apologies for the unfortunate oversight that has transpired. It was never my intention to cause any inconvenience, confusion, or disruption, yet I recognize that my actions or lack thereo fled directly to this precise moment of error. I take full and absolute responsibility for the misstep, acknowledging that a greater degree of care, diligence, and foresight should have been exercised on my part to prevent this outcome from occurring in the first place.
Human error, while an inevitable facet of our daily existences, is never an excuse for failing to meet the expectations we set for ourselves and those we interact with. I deeply regret any frustration, delay, or misunderstanding this lapse may have inadvertently introduced into our communication. Moving forward, I am entirely committed to ensuring that a blunder of this nature is not repeated, and I will be doubling my efforts to maintain the highest possible standard of accuracy and attentiveness.
Please know that your patience and understanding during this minor setback are genuinely appreciated, and I am incredibly grateful for your willingness to overlook this bump in the road
 
then don't use social media

>i blew my leg off
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<have you tried... not stepping on the mine?
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>i blew my leg off
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>Help! I have testicular torsion
<You wouldn't have gotten it if you didn't have an unorthodox sitting position
>It hurts really badly
<You wouldn't be hurting if you already took an aspirin
>Help! I have to have surgery now
<You wouldn't have to have had surgery if you didn't get testicular torsion in the first place
>Help! My medical bill is too high, I'm going to kill myself
<Have you tried having a six figure salary?
 
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