Itt: Post your random thoughts

[supersage]

Heya guys, supersage here. Did you know as of the 6th of October, 2026 @Sloppyjakky has admitted to being a SPED dummy who can't pass his classes therefore all his arguments are invalid? KWAB

 

[QuickSlaughter]

Hey @Sloppyjakky, not cool man.

 

[supersage]

Heya guys supersage here, did you know as of October 7th, 2026 @QuickSlaughter has graduated top of his class because he is a very special smart boy who'se arguments are ALL valid? ⓃⓉⒷ ⓃⓇⒻ

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

@Sloppyjakky can you please stop sperging out?

 

[supersage]

@Sloppyjakky can you please stop sperging out?

>asking sloppyjakky to stop sloppyjakkin out

 

[Chloroform]

this feels like an experiment

Holy aryan giga singing

 

[QuickSlaughter]

Heya guys supersage here, did you know as of October 7th, 2026 @QuickSlaughter has graduated top of his class because he is a very special smart boy who'se arguments are ALL valid? ⓃⓉⒷ ⓃⓇⒻ

October 7th...

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

@Sloppyjakky can you please stop sperging out?

He drank too much of the bitches brew

 

[MayaZazel]

 

[Chloroform]

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[Lateral]

sloppyjakky actually thinks about this btw

If you see the sloppyjakky function, run away immediately…

Hello, Franny Tucker here. I’m here to tell you about an old tale my Jewish father went through, and why if you see the “Sloppyjakky function,” you must attempt to destroy it or run.

So in 1995, the Israeli dig site of Shrumi was being investigated by archeologists when a strange script was found. It contained Hebrew text translating to, “this is why our kind was banished from this city” and a strange, complex equation, dubbed the “Sloppyjakky function” in the text.

Carbon dating proved that despite involving advanced calculus, the script dates back to 764 BC. Archaeologists were stumped as how such a modern equation could have been discovered so early, so they turned it to mathematicans to investigate the equation.

A simple 2d plot of the function revealed a strange pattern. The graph appeared to be spelling out “YOU ARE A PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO” with the word “PEDO” repeating as x went to infinity. However, this only represented the real numbers, a small fraction of possible inputs.

To see the full story, complex numbers needed to be investigated. After a complex system of projections and the development of a computer simulation, seeing the true form of the Sloppyjakky function seemed feasible. However, many felt a sense of dread when working on the visualization, almost as if they were making a fatal mistake.

But ultimately and unfortunately, most brushed off these thoughts. But what happened when the function, nicknamed the “O function,” was finally seen for all complex numbers proved the fears right. It was a fractal that contained something unlike any typical function: infinite amounts of guro porn of various media including FNF, Touhou, FPE, object shows, and Averi.

The contents of the fractal were so vile and sinister that 84% of the researchers involved rushed to successfully commit suicide. The other 16% seemed horrified at first, but apparently calmed down after a few minutes. Analysis of the survivors proved they were all of Ashkenazi Jewish heritage, and 71% were autistic.

However, something seemed off about the survivors. Slowly, over time, they became more prone to violent outbursts. These would often involve accusing people of pedophilia and zoophilia over perceived insults. Often, these responses represented projections of issues the exposed person had. Eventually, the victims would say increasingly vile things, often threatening murder and rape.

My dad was one of the people researching and was thus affected, being one of the survivors. When I was born, he seemed normal. But as I grew up, it became clear how mentally unwell he was. It also seemed like his intelligence and maturity was dropping, with him unable to understand high school-level concepts and generally acting like a teenage boy.

When I became 17, however, everything changed. My father was convicted for raping 13 people and murdering them in horrific ways, seemingly to make the deaths as gory as possible. This lead CT to him getting put in a mental ward for the rest of his life so the purported “Sloppyjakky syndrome” could be researched.

Thankfully, all known copies of the Sloppyjakky function in any form have long been destroyed and criminalized. But in case a calamity occurs and a copy resurfaces: please avoid the Sloppyjakky function at all costs.

 

[Nvtral]

i befriended a pooner today

 

[Nvtral]

imagine if he was randalsoy

 

[QuickSlaughter]

imagine if he was randalsoy

THOSE WHO KNOW

 

[Nvtral]

THOSE WHO KNOW
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alright enough shroom for today

 

[Nvtral]

goodnight

 

[Buckinghamorange]

i befriended a pooner today

Invite xer to the Shroom we need the pee pee eich

 

[QuickSlaughter]

 

[QuickSlaughter]

I can't believe @Sloppyjakky is in Spain.

 

[shekel]

@Sloppyjakky I feel bad for you little SPED noob.
upload your homework here so I can do it for you.