ITT: We build the definitive Claus hypothetical one sentence at a time.

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

What if Claus swung his BBC like a sword at his Sprunki after it nibbled on his Führermobile….
Extend this with either an “and then” or simply just write another sentence building from this scenario.

 

[Idkchud]

and then he recolonized all of Ireland

 

[catjakker]

and then he realized that clopping is the way and renamed the NSDAP to NSDCP (national socialist deutche clopping party)

 

[garry尼尔森]

but then there was another person named goot who wanted to compete with Claus, and so, he decided to

 

[Abollo]

mass produce BBCs

 

[QuickSlaughter]

Claus sprunki machine

 

[garry尼尔森]

but then, something went horribly wrong with the machines

 

[Abollo]

the machines then declare the Free Independent Sprunki BBC Republic

 

[Idkchud]

Goot uses an army of hvmans to attack the Sprunki BBC Republic.

 

[गुरप्रीत आर्यन सुपरसोल्जर]

Howeverfurthermore he's hvman therefore it was all just a hallucination,

 

[garry尼尔森]

before then he wakes up inside of his cell in the insane asylum

 

[Dagonet]

But then, It was all a dream

 

[Itransheartblox]

then he hops on Blacked.com

 

[catjakker]

and after opening it has a massive clitty leak because the new EU laws require you to datamine yourself in order to access it

 

[Lateral]

so he goes to Claus’s fake ID store so he doesn’t have to dox himself to the Jews

 

[गुरप्रीत आर्यन सुपरसोल्जर]

but it went out of business.... because it just did, okay?

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

And so, Claus sought out the closest alternative…

 

[Abollo]

He goes to Albania.

 

[गुरप्रीत आर्यन सुपरसोल्जर]

...but gets instantly deported for being white

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

As he sped along the ocean-top driving away from the Albania border on his Führerboat, one thought crossed his mind: