ITT: We create a brimstone creepypasta one sentence at a time

[Lateral]

Hello Shroomcux, my name is Prist Chill.

 

[Idkchud]

sounding

 

[Sloppyjakky]

if you're reading this, NEVER eat at Randal Restaurant.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

It was September 10, 2035.

 

[CX2]

i eat poop noob nyan meow!

 

[Sloppyjakky]

My fatass was hungry as shit, and it didn't help that President Biden had just shut down every single grocery store last week because "raycsim"

 

[Lateral]

My first thought was go to Bridget’s Aztec Cuisine.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

But that place closed down yesterday because apparently, black trans women are allergic to aztec food.

 

[Lateral]

However, on the door of the restaurant was a set of directions to a strange place called “Randal’s Restaurant.”

 

[Sloppyjakky]

So I decided to go there.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

The place looked nice, but then I smelt something that was reminiscent of hrt burning.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

I was hungry as fuck so I decided to go in.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

As I entered the restaurant, I saw a black man with large lips say something among the lines of "BOOGA BOOGA noob WELCOME TO RANDAL RESTAURANT. BOOGA BOOGA POOP POOP NYAN UWU LET ME SEAT U O ALGO"

 

[Lateral]

I decided to take a seat without looking around too much. This was a huge mistake, as I ended up sitting right on a BBC dildo.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

My asshole felt like as if it was on fire, I couldn't do anything but endure the horrific pain.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

I took a look at what i THOUGHT was the menu, but in reality it was just shota 'p.

 

[CX2]

there was a prolapse which i found a note in after taking a shit

 

[Sloppyjakky]

A brown real woman with 90 types of monkeypox came to me and said "HELLO CUTIE, IM RANDALSOY, BUT YOU CAN JUST CALL ME RANDAL. IF YOU ENJOYED MY SHOTACON GEMMIES THEN I HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY WHAT WE HABE 2 OFFER YA KUCH ARR O ALGO ASIM"

 

[Sloppyjakky]

I asked randal what should I try, xe suggested that I should try the fried noobpenises covered in hot semen served with pickled vaginas.

 

[CX2]

randalsoy BFTO all pitos and saved the entire school from jimbo!