ITT: We create a brimstone creepypasta one sentence at a time

[Sloppyjakky]

Then xe proceeded to rape everyone and everything in the school, I wasn't even aware that there was a school in this place.

 

[Lateral]

I didn’t really want to try what Randal suggested, so instead I ordered the “Self-Harm Guroburger.”

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Randal said "GREAT CHOISE POOKIEBAR, UR BARGAR WILL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET IN THE NEXT 90 MINUTES ALGO."

 

[Lateral]

As the burger was being made, I heard loud oinking and brapping noises from the kitchen; I distracted myself by looking around.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

As I waited, Barack Obama came out of nowhere and started raping my mouth with his tbp

 

[Sloppyjakky]

He stopped raping me once I spat his dih out of my mouth.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

The now injured obama shouted "enjoy ur beverage you MAGAT!" before brapping away

 

[CX2]

poop drained from my throat

 

[CX2]

tom pearl came to me in my sleep at 3am...

 

[CX2]

he sucked all the diarrhea out of me!

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Apparently obama's semen contained shroom powder, hence why I saw tom pearl come out of nowhere.

 

[CX2]

BUT TOM PEARL WAS THERE!

 

[Sloppyjakky]

or something

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Randal came out of the kitchen with my burger, He said "ENJOY POOKIEBEAR, NOW IF YOU EXUCUSE ME I NEED TO WATCH CUTIES ON NETFLIX"

 

[Sloppyjakky]

The "burger" looked like a jartycuck sandwiched between two pieces of dried cow dung with trump's wig on it.

 

[CX2]

tom pearl pooped diarrhea all over randalsoy & turned on fanboy & chum chum

 

[Sloppyjakky]

randal shouted "OH TS IS SO HOT UWU"

 

[CX2]

so then tom pearl turned randalsoy into poop and ate him

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Now that randal was gone, I tried to get out of the bbc chair.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Suddenly, tom pearl pooped out randal and his poopy ass ran towards my seat.