Itt, we create Soysphere related flirts

[Onzikin]

>Babe, my love for you is larger than cado's coinslot.
>You are to me what bbc is to spadeson
>Your breasts are juicier than a bottle of soylent
Something along those lines

 

[Apeson]

>the west has fallen, and so have i for you

 

[_73]

Of course you out of all people made this thread

 

[Onzikin]

Of course you out of all people made this thread

Just learn to have fun! You never know if you might have to use one of these in real life at some point

 

[Apeson]

Just learn to have fun! You never know if you might have to use one of these in real life at some point

xe is right in one thing doe, if i ever actually ask a girl out i'm definitively not using these lines.

 

[Onzikin]

xe is right in one thing doe, if i ever actually ask a girl out i'm definitively not using these lines.
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Well, maybe if you somehow learn she is a soyfoid, you might try to show you two have similar interests. Ask any soysphere girl and they would melt on the spot if a gigachad walked to them and started talking to them about soyjaks

 

[Cuckjeet]

Truecel trait: making this fucking thread

 

[StudioExcréments]

>The way you smile could turn poopson into a shining a gem

 

[Onzikin]

Ok noobs. Since you all such seriousfigs I have to specify that this thread is a joke otherwise you all get your clitties leaking at the mere thought of romance being discussed on the soyboy with glasses forum.
You noobs have spend so much time associating dating with cord brim relationships like murksarn and soyteen liker that you forgot about the beauty of real love

 

[Cuckjeet]

beauty of real love

Bluepillers still believe in this JFL :3

 

[Apeson]

>Bluepillers still believe in this JFL :3

 

[sodack]

Grandparents in bed yet?

 

[Cuckjeet]

Grandparents in bed yet?

The empathic gender everyone

 

[Twostripe]

romance

 

[rap soon nick gurr]

i will goon to you tonight

 

[_account]

This thread had the stink of Onzikn all over it, I knew exactly who the OP was before opening it

 

[s0yt33n liker]

>You, you ain’t no gem or a pearl, something more, a shining glistening emerald