Industrial Funk (I wanna get down like an animal; I wanna boogie from the inside)
Fiasco (what Disco became)
Blog Pop
Corridor-core
Mock Rock
Steam-Punk
Fauxeville
Clean music (sworn enemies of grunge; started by you know who)
Shoeblue (hullabaloo)
Gazegrass (fuckin' shite)
Pop-pop Pop (Adult contemporary for Granddad's who served in Vietnam-core)
1970s-Glam-Religious-Musical-Core
Knocked-Unconscious Rap
LSD Soundsystem (Pink Floyd is playing with the machine elves in my den)
Jock Rock (not to be confused for mock rock, and not for nu-males)
Nu-Music (not for jocks, only nu-males)
The Beta Band (for betas, not to be confused with nu-males or the Scottish group of the same name)
Nu-Ju-Jùjú-Jiu-Jitsu Blues (for Pan-African, Japanese-Jewish, and Voodoo practitioners to beat their frankenwieners to)