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itt we make the shroom cookbook

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Now, I made this once during when I was bored and hungry.
1. Take two slices of bread
2. Take 2 or 4 sausages and place them onto the bread
3. Take milk chocolate and place it on the sausages
4. Place the second slice of bread on top of the food
5. Place your sandwich into the microwave
6. Microwave it for 1 minute
7. Take it out the fridge
8. Enjoy
 
next one
1. take 4 or 5 eggs
2. boil them
3. take off the shell skin
4. crush the boiled eggs
5. place them onto a slice of cheese
6. wrap the cheese around the crushed boiled eggs
7. crush your cheese
8. spread your crushed cheese onto a slice of bread
9. put a second slice of bread on top of the spread cheese
10. enjoy
 
Lazy tiramisu recipe
1. cream cheese
2. those ladyfinger biscuits
3. heavy cream (whisked to make the slurry)
4. layer
5. chill in the fridge
6. enjoy
 
>itt we make the shroom cookbook
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6 eggs
Half cup of shredded cheese
Uh those green shitoko my grandma makes idk what it's called sorry
Lemon
Sour cream
Tajin
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Scramble six eggs with shitoko
Squeeze lemon onto pile of eggs
Cover with cheese
Flip egg pile as a whole to cook the cheese, add more cheese
Put into bowl
Add a fuck ton of sour cream and tajin
Eat
 
Jimbo Burger
2 buns
1 slice of non-dairy cheese derived from Basotho male semen
1 kunga cake
1 flashdrive with 'p
1 pagpag patty
1 cow dung patty
 
/comfy/ Ram&Cheese (ramen noodles and cheese)
Ingredients:
A bag of instant ramen noodles;
3-4 oz of soft cheese (you can put a couple of different cheeses, depending on what you have);
A cup of heavy cream or milk;
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1. Boil some water in a saucepan.
2. Put the noodles into boiling water and cook them al dente.
3. Drain all of the water from the pan, add cream and seasoning packets, add grated cheese (you can add some ham too if you have it) and stir everything on low heat until cream starts simmering
4. Put it on a plate and flourish it with whatever (or don't).
Done. Enjoy.
 
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