ITT: We make Would you Rather questions

[Lateral]

How it works: At the end of your post, give the below user a choice between two options. Also answer whatever prompt the above user gave you. Failure to do both will result in deportation and rape.

To start: Would you rather instantly age to 70 years or become Indian?

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

I would rather age 70 years instantly

Would you rather be spoon-fed poop for eternity, or get locked in a room with Tyrone ?

 

[QuickSlaughter]

get locked in a room with Tyrone because he has some fried chicken to share

would you rather get quickly slaughtered or be yellow with glee?

 

[Lateral]

I would rather be quickly slaughtered, at least it’s not a slow death.

Would you rather be smart but hideous or beautiful but dummyed?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>Smart but hideous
The former because I'm already both of those things.

Would you rather have to wear dentures for the rest of your life or have to wear a prosthetic leg for the rest of your life?

 

[Micronesia]

How it works: At the end of your post, give the below user a choice between two options. Also answer whatever prompt the above user gave you. Failure to do both will result in deportation and rape.

To start: Would you rather instantly age to 70 years or become Indian?

What if Im already Indian

 

[Lateral]

What if Im already Indian

if you choose the 70 years you become white.

>Smart but hideous
The former because I'm already both of those things.

Would you rather have to wear dentures for the rest of your life or have to wear a prosthetic leg for the rest of your life?

Prosthetic leg because it looks cooler than dentures.

Would you rather have an egg sandwich or the cure for cancer?