ITT we push 30

[sage]

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my!

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I'm working on a concept I'm tentatively calling "White Islam", although I'm open to other names.

Basically I'm taking all the good moral rules and lessons from the Quran and stripping away all the filthy shitskin Arab nonsense, like marrying your sister or not eating pork or washing your face with dirt. Most of that shit is from a culture that grew up in the desert, and my people simply didn't.

Christianity is gay and for caca, they happily welcome queers and real women into their "flock" because they're so tolerant of sin, and they refuse to fight back in any way because their book tells them to "turn the other cheek", even when their churches get burned down. Islam doesn't stand for that shit. Also Christianity is polytheistic with not less than five (5) gods. Just be Hindu at that point.

I feel like this is what White people do best: take something from the browns, improve it, and make it ours. If you're open-minded and rational like me, try reading the Quran. You'll like what you find in there, I promise.

Allahu Ackbar and White Power.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

For all you redditors who decide to go on this webpage and spread the most vile and vomit-inducing hate messages, read this. This is why you have no friends. This is why you have no girlfriends, no boyfriends, no relatives who speak of your name without regurgitating. No one supports you, they all just want you to leave faster. What do you have to gain? You're traumatizing innocent children. You're driving them to ending their own lives. You're sharing where they live so people who do God knows what can come to their house and harass or rape them. When will you stop this? When the federal government decides the best course of action for your behavior (which has gotten so bad they had to take action) is to lock you behind bars for you to rot? What would your parents think about this? What do you think will happen when you decide to change your ways and the person notes you spamming transphobic/child gore messages on random webpages? And to think you're being significant and helping your organization when really people see you as no more than a bug, a simple mishap that people just block and move on with their life. You should just leave the internet but that probably won't fix anything because sooner or later the truth will leak out no matter what you try to do. Even if you genuinely change, no one wants people who ever acted like this to interact with them. No one wants people who do these things outside of bars. So leave. Leave while you probably still can.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

It was good today, i was listening to my favorite incelcore playlist on soundcloud and killing noobs in Gmod, Obviously i am participating in No N-word November, I have to be less racist obviously, however this time i couldnt hold it, I just seen a noob outside of my house, he was having KFC bucket in his hand and BLM shirt, having backpack full of watermelon galaxy gas containers, he had a CUMala harris hat, it was weird to see, such a noob dummy walking trough my street but just i couldnt hold it, i was holding myself from saying that word, that beautiful word, but i gave up on it, it was too powerful, i yelled "YOU noob raisinSKIN, SHARTY WON" at him from my apartment and closed my windows, i heard over the other window screaming at me like a chimpanzee, saying things like "WAAAAA I GONNA KILL YOU noob N SHIEET" and "FUCK YOU NIQQA" he started banging on my windows, i was sweating, i just lost NNN, It was just a day, what now? Then the monkey noob broke my window, i ran to my closet and i took my vz.58 and reloaded it, He taken out of his shirt glock 17 and said "YO WHITE SNOWFLAKE, FINNA COUNT YA DAYS noobH" and he loaded the glock, he shoot me, however he missed, i toppled down my table and hid under it, as he was shooting the table i changed the clip of my vz.58 to haunting bullets and yelled "GOODBYE noob" i shoot the raisin out of that monkey noob, then i attached my bayonet on my vz.58 and stabbed him to the chest, later ive had the seen police at my door asking "If i had seen one monkey called george negroid", i said i killed him with my vz.58, he told me that xe was wanted for robbing a KFC store and for threatning to bomb a government agency if he wont get watermelon galaxy gas, which explains why his backpack was full of galaxy gas bottles, all used up, soo i got rewarded with 1488 dollars as a bounty and a trip to rhodesia to commit TND in bulawayo, i am currently packing my stuff as i am posting this, i hope i will kill alot of noobs.

 

[Chloroform]

All text above me is giga

 

[Apolloyon]

It was good today, i was listening to my favorite incelcore playlist on soundcloud and killing noobs in Gmod, Obviously i am participating in No N-word November, I have to be less racist obviously, however this time i couldnt hold it, I just seen a noob outside of my house, he was having KFC bucket in his hand and BLM shirt, having backpack full of watermelon galaxy gas containers, he had a CUMala harris hat, it was weird to see, such a noob dummy walking trough my street but just i couldnt hold it, i was holding myself from saying that word, that beautiful word, but i gave up on it, it was too powerful, i yelled "YOU noob raisinSKIN, SHARTY WON" at him from my apartment and closed my windows, i heard over the other window screaming at me like a chimpanzee, saying things like "WAAAAA I GONNA KILL YOU noob N SHIEET" and "FUCK YOU NIQQA" he started banging on my windows, i was sweating, i just lost NNN, It was just a day, what now? Then the monkey noob broke my window, i ran to my closet and i took my vz.58 and reloaded it, He taken out of his shirt glock 17 and said "YO WHITE SNOWFLAKE, FINNA COUNT YA DAYS noobH" and he loaded the glock, he shoot me, however he missed, i toppled down my table and hid under it, as he was shooting the table i changed the clip of my vz.58 to haunting bullets and yelled "GOODBYE noob" i shoot the raisin out of that monkey noob, then i attached my bayonet on my vz.58 and stabbed him to the chest, later ive had the seen police at my door asking "If i had seen one monkey called george negroid", i said i killed him with my vz.58, he told me that xe was wanted for robbing a KFC store and for threatning to bomb a government agency if he wont get watermelon galaxy gas, which explains why his backpack was full of galaxy gas bottles, all used up, soo i got rewarded with 1488 dollars as a bounty and a trip to rhodesia to commit TND in bulawayo, i am currently packing my stuff as i am posting this, i hope i will kill alot of noobs.

This never happened.

 

[royalcracker]

what if Claus pushed 30

 

[Yurijak]

Oooooohh owie mah back!

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

DONT BE SCARED OF BEING 30 noob DAT JUS MEAN YOU AN OG AND YOU KEEL ALL YOE OPPS DAS Y U LIVE SO LONG

 

[Barry]

I just pushed 5. Ama

 

[myexdrew]

I just pushed 5. Ama

Unc it's already over for you

 

[Barry]

Unc it's already over for you

I'm already addicted to iPads

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I'm already addicted to iPads

I'm gonna call your mom to take it away

 

[myexdrew]

I'm already addicted to iPads

Hop off the pads bro