ITT we talk about schizo "Conspiracy" theories we actually believe in

[rittie]

Schizo Level

5.00 star(s)

I'll start, i do think cryptids and supernatural entities do exist.

 

[kriper2004]

I think the tooth fairy actually exists

 

[rittie]

I think the tooth fairy actually exists

That fucking bitch never gave me any money

 

[kriper2004]

That fucking bitch never gave me any money

I only got candy but I didn't complain since getting a snickers bar in 2000's-2010's eastern europe is like finding a bag of gold

 

[kriper2004]

I'm exaggerating but idgaf

 

[CX2]

i have an anal prolapse from shitting too much

 

[rittie]

i have an anal prolapse from shitting too much

i was gonna say something really gross and gay to this. NO I WAS NOT

 

[CX2]

i was gonna say something really gross and gay to this.

stop im a minor bro wtf

 

[rittie]

stop im a minor bro wtf

WAIT REALLY???

 

[CX2]

WAIT REALLY???

soycaca not like this...

 

[rittie]

soycaca not like this...
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IS THERE ANYONE OF AGE IN THE SHROOM OTHER THAN DOLL?

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

IS THERE ANYONE OF AGE IN THE SHROOM OTHER THAN DOLL?

no we are all 5 years old who can write and sheit

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I wouldn't say I believe in flat earth, but I wouldn't be suprised. Like, why not? Why can't reality just be one endless plane of existence instead of a planet? I think the whole "you can't see the curve" thing is bullshit, but there's literally tons of things we can't perceive properly and are limited in, so that argument doesn't matter.

I don't think time is "real" for example, it's just our mind processing it. there is no real moment to moment, that's just the only way we can see it.

And if that's true, what are we? If you believe in any variation of "we're all one" or reincarnation, what's to say that you are a different consciousness entirely from George Washington or Stalin or Ghengis Khan? Isn't that just a "you" you aren't perceiving? Can't you reincarnate at any time? Can't you reincarnate as one of your teachers or siblings before "you" were born? If reincarnation IS real, I think that makes more sense than only reincarnating as someone born after you die. If it's not, then we're still all the same exact "person" shaped by the bodies we inhabit

 

[Idkchud]

I wouldn't say I believe in flat earth, but I wouldn't be suprised. Like, why not? Why can't reality just be one endless plane of existence instead of a planet? I think the whole "you can't see the curve" thing is bullshit, but there's literally tons of things we can't perceive properly and are limited in, so that argument doesn't matter.

I don't think time is "real" for example, it's just our mind processing it. there is no real moment to moment, that's just the only way we can see it.

And if that's true, what are we? If you believe in any variation of "we're all one" or reincarnation, what's to say that you are a different consciousness entirely from George Washington or Stalin or Ghengis Khan? Isn't that just a "you" you aren't perceiving? Can't you reincarnate at any time? Can't you reincarnate as one of your teachers or siblings before "you" were born? If reincarnation IS real, I think that makes more sense than only reincarnating as someone born after you die. If it's not, then we're still all the same exact "person" shaped by the bodies we inhabit

Flat earth is the stupidest conspiracy theory, it takes the most basic observation to disrpove it and everyone in the past didn't even believe it. Hollow earth mogs it so hard.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Aliens are humans from the far future who have come back to the past. We'll never encounter these aliens because every time they travel forward or back in time, this of course creates a new timeline; therefore, our original timeline is never altered, so we will never get to meet them or feel the impact of the changes they've made to history, unless we somehow create a device to enter separate timelines.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Aliens are humans from the far future who have come back to the past. We'll never encounter these aliens because every time they travel forward or back in time, this of course creates a new timeline; therefore, our original timeline is never altered, so we will never get to meet them or feel the impact of the changes they've made to history, unless we somehow create a device to enter separate timelines.

I also have a feeling creating such a device would mean having to break into the fourth dimension, which is impossible.
The creation of this device is unlikely because if it had, we would know; its effects would've already been felt, and they would've made such a device a long time ago. A possibility is that the original timeline is impenetrable; however, entering other timelines is viable.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

None of these exist, nor will happen.

 

[moidsy]

the government is pushing shrooms but i have no evidence for this

 

[YellowLee]

the government is pushing shrooms but i have no evidence for this

>is pushing shrooms
does that mean the government owns soyjak.forum?

 

[CX2]

the government implants metal in ur rib cage to keep us from sucking our dicks otherwise we would ascend to a God like state