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Janny application thread

MoonMetropolis

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I demoted all of the previous janitorial staff because I’d like a fresh start.

In this thread, you can apply to be a janny. Once accepted, you will receive basic training and go through a test period, after which, hopefully, we can welcome you to our team.

Application format:
  • Name:
  • Short description of yourself:
  • Why you would be a better janny than others:
  • Strengths & weaknesses:
  • Hours active:
The previous jannies can apply too.
 
name: hillel2
short description of meee: uhhhh im uhhh quirky and funny =3
why i would be better janjan: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am addicted to this site
strenghts and weaknesses: i am built like a woman that is my weakness
hours active: all
 
grimmki
i am grimmki i am from Mongolia
I'm a very reserved guy
i might be too chill of a blud but i still follow through what i say o algo
im active during mongolian days or something
 
Name: 𝓝𝓪𝓽𝓼𝓾𝓴𝓲𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼!
Description: silly car who's literally just a fat chud XD!! :333
Why I would be a better janny than others: I can totally take ragebait well, I even made a controversial post on r/hazbinhotel once!!!!
Strengths & weaknesses: Im a joy to be around, my only weakness is that I care too much haha!
Hours active: 24/7
 
Name: Dr. Anthony Fauci
Short description of myself: I created the cure for COVID-19 and I am a former Chief Medical Advisor to the President of United States.
Why I would be a better janny: As you would know, I am a leader, not a follower as I am the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) from 1984 to 2022, advising seven U.S. presidents on numerous public health crises.
Strength and Weaknesses: Those heckin chuds that won't take their vaccine shots but I am capable of making them take them
Hours active: Probably like 6 or 7 maybe
 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession.. ​

If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
 
Name: Brown Mutt

Short description of yourself: A guy who only doing 'jakking

Why you would be a better janny than others: Extremely autistic and obsessed

Strengths & weaknesses: My strength lies in imagining myself as Gigachad. I have no weaknesses.

Hours active: Mutt/Latinx hours
 
NAME: sloppyjakky
DESCRIPTION: gigachad
BETTER JANNY: I'll fix ts site trust me
STRENGTHS: jewish
HOURS ACTIVE: When i feel like it/all day maybe
 
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I'm gonna go on r/falloutmemes and try to find the worst garbage i can to repost here. One sec.
 
STRENGTHS: jewish
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Kys anti white liar
 
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