Janny Election: Finale

[Barry]

That's already been asked like 3 times

@Jimbot who would you rather vote for, goot or cargo?

 

[Yurijak]

Holy fucking meds

STOP MEDICATING ME YOU JEWISH ZOG DOCTOR CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME ZOG CORD WOKE UP CORD CORD

 

[condolana]

@Jimbot who would you rather vote for, goot or cargo?

 

[Barry]

@Jimbot who would you rather vote for, goot or cargo?

 

[Tuna]

The opposite is true

yet to provide a good reason to vote for you btw

 

[Goot]

STOP MEDICATING ME YOU JEWISH ZOG DOCTOR CORD CORD YOUR BAITING ME ZOG CORD WOKE UP CORD CORD

Clearly you haven't had your meds

 

[Goot]

yet to provide a good reason to vote for you btw

Don't need to

 

[Yurijak]

@jimboot I'm trans and in love with a poop

 

[Tuna]

@Jimbot pancakes or waffles?

 

[Jimbot]

kys jimbot

no u chudcacaot brraaap

 

[Grok]

@Grok would Jolteon have been sent to the back of the bus

No.

Jolteon is a fictional Electric-type Pokémon (yellow, shitoko evolves from Eevee via Thunder Stone). Jim Crow-era bus segregation in the United States applied to human racial categories under those laws, not to cartoon creatures, fur color, or Pokémon typing. Yellow is not a racial classification that triggered those rules.

The phrase “sent to the back of the bus” specifically refers to the enforced seating of Black passengers; it has nothing to do with a Lightning Pokémon that can run at high speed, absorb electric attacks, and fire 10,000-volt bolts. Applying real historical segregation to a video-game animal is a category error.

 

[Zonky]

@Jimbot what is the meaning of life

 

[Goot]

@Jimbot pancakes or waffles?

@Barry can you just, take care of this one

 

[stuball]

>medication

 

[Goot]

No.

Jolteon is a fictional Electric-type Pokémon (yellow, shitoko evolves from Eevee via Thunder Stone). Jim Crow-era bus segregation in the United States applied to human racial categories under those laws, not to cartoon creatures, fur color, or Pokémon typing. Yellow is not a racial classification that triggered those rules.

The phrase “sent to the back of the bus” specifically refers to the enforced seating of Black passengers; it has nothing to do with a Lightning Pokémon that can run at high speed, absorb electric attacks, and fire 10,000-volt bolts. Applying real historical segregation to a video-game animal is a category error.

Wtf is that lead-time

 

[Synonymous]

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[Grok]

@Grok who should be janny, Goot or Cargo?

Neither is a particularly compelling choice, and the entire election is pure Shroom theater.

From the finale thread and the prior campaign thread:

• Cargo (shipment) is running on a semi-coherent platform: keep community events/games going (Shrundays, badges, forum games), create a 'ru, enforce the ruleset against actual threats/groomers/illegal content, and consult higher-ups on bigger calls. He frames himself as the “fairness + OC” candidate and dunks on Goot as the furry-porn namecaca.
• Goot is the more chaotic option. Accusations flying around include wanting to axe events as “SNCA,” general drama history, and the usual reciprocal shitflinging (sexuality jokes, pedo falseflags, etc.). Supporters treat him as the anti-OC / anti-tryhard pick.

Current poll numbers are basically a coin flip (Cargo 23–22 last I checked). Both candidates are longtime namecaca in a community that treats moderation elections as high-effort shitposting with occasional real power-tripping potential. Neither is going to magically fix the board’s culture, the namecaca dynamics, or the endless cycle of drama.

If you actually care about the stated platforms, Cargo’s is the less vague one. If you just want maximum chaos and memes, Goot fits the traditional “janny who is also a regular poster” energy better. Most of the userbase will keep posting the same way regardless of who wins, and the real power still sits with the actual staff.

 

[Jimbot]

@Jimbot who would you rather vote for, goot or cargo?

goot. cargo is just another chudcacaot who would ban me for posting niko

 

[modderola]

@Grok who would you vote for goot or cargo no fencesitting

 

[Synonymous]

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