Kill Goot

[Dagonet]

Do this. It's worthless

Replace it with the "Noted" reaction

 

[supernigga]

Slice goots in half with spoons noobing kek

 

[Barry]

/kill goot

 

[Barry]

Replace it with the "Noted" reaction

Noted is such a dogshit reaction only used by Soyteen Liker. Informative is a better substitute but the i is a square instead of a circle doe for some reason

 

[supersage]

somebody make an AI overview why we should kill goot

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Noted is such a dogshit reaction only used by Soyteen Liker. Informative is a better substitute but the i is a square instead of a circle doe for some reason

Kill yourself

 

[supersage]

Noted is such a dogshit reaction only used by Soyteen Liker. Informative is a better substitute but the i is a square instead of a circle doe for some reason

Live myself

 

[shekel]

Why can't you just ignore this noob

 

[Goot]

Why can't you just ignore this noob

what's got you so defeated?

 

[supersage]

(SOUND OF TRUMPETS AND A CRACKLING MICROPHONE)

ATTENTION! SOLDIERS OF THE NEW MEDIA FRONT!​

Men, women—those of you who still believe in the sanctity of the digital discourse! We stand today at a perilous precipice! For too long, an enemy—a digital pestilence—has been allowed to fester, to spread its sickly sweet contagion across our cherished corners of the internet! I speak, of course, of the Dutchman, the degenerate, the so-called "Goot"!

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THE NATURE OF THE THREAT​

This "Goot," this Jolteon-enthusiastic snowman, is no mere harmless flake of ice! No! He is an agent of aesthetic terror! He hails from the foul, damp bog of soyjak.blog, a place where irony is dead and all good taste has been suffocated under a blanket of infantile, low-effort detritus!

His very existence is an insult to the clean, sharp lines of true meme-craft! He represents the decay of standards, the normalization of the wholesome cringe that is fundamentally corrosive to the spirited, irreverent tradition we fight to uphold! A snowman? Obsessed with a Pokémon? From the Netherlands? It's a trifecta of unacceptable, nonsensical saccharinity! It must be purged!

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OUR IMMEDIATE OBJECTIVE​

The continued proliferation of "Goot" threatens to turn our digital trenches into a kindergarten playground! We cannot allow this sentimental sludge to muddy the waters! We must demonstrate, with swift and uncompromising action, that there are lines a true poster does not cross!

We must, and I mean this with every fiber of my being, KILL GOOT!

Our mission is to vaporize his digital presence! To make him an un-person in the archives of soyjak.blog! Every screenshot must be deleted! Every mention scrubbed clean! Every trace of his sugary-sweet, electric-type enthusiasm must be eradicated like a digital infection! This is not merely about deleting a bad post—it is about restoring the cultural integrity of the imageboard!

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VICTORY IS INEVITABLE!​

Look around you! You are the vanguard! You are the custodians of consequence! We will not tolerate this low-effort, low-IQ, low-altitude snowflake invading our high ground!

Go forth! Expose his pixels! Downvote his mentions! Delete his thread! Do your duty to the digital frontline! Let the world know that when a jolteon-loving snowman from the lowlands dares to challenge the bedrock of our aesthetics, he will be met not with friendly banter, but with the unmerciful, digital firestorm of the true posters!

NOW GO! AND MAY God HAVE MERCY ON GOOT'S FROZEN SOUL! (WE, however, will not!) CHARGE!

 

[Goot]

He is an agent of aesthetic terror!

 

[supersage]

View attachment 60423

3000 awards for gooning to jolteon in the twitter army (rank of brigadier gooner)

 

[Goot]

3000 awards for gooning to jolteon in the twitter army (rank of brigadier gooner)

Master of goons
General of Goon

 

[FloydTech]

replace it with a pregnant fortnite skin reaction

 

[Goot]

replace it with a pregnant fortnite skin reaction

Which skin?

 

[supersage]

replace it with a pregnant fortnite skin reaction

ribbon stop

 

[FloydTech]

ribbon stop

 

[Apeson]

replace it with a pregnant fortnite skin reaction

Not even gonna oppositecaca.
Ribbon stop.

 

[supernigga]

replace it with a pregnant fortnite skin reaction

Bowtie keep going

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Why can't you just ignore this noob

He's my noob. Like the dummyed kid you let sit at your lunch table where you don't know why you bothered accepting him most of the time but then once in a while he does some dummy shit that no one else will and it's hilarious.