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November 27th, 2025: Thanksgiving today. I woke up at 8:00am and my mom had me drive to Kwik Trip to get 3 bags of milk. I got there and called her when I noticed they weren’t sold anymore. She told me to get 2 gallons of milk instead. I almost got this woman I used to work with but instead some Indian-American employee who started in 2024. I went home and packed a bit. At 8:48am I got a text from Markus saying:
<She was busy
I replied 2 hours later saying:
>No worries!
To calm him and Zephyr down and make them think better of me. My mom sent me over to Addison’s house to drop off some scraps of food for their chickens, which used to be ours. I drove over and noticed one of their old farm buildings was demolished and replaced with some concrete foundation still being worked on. I emptied the food to the sound of chickens clucking and ducks quacking. Addison noticed me and invited me in. I saw their cat Marmelade was looking skinnier, he’s getting old but is still super friendly with me. Aaron was in the other room and I left after a bit. I packed and then we hit the road at 11:00am. I had my phone on for SuperLocalMaps but I noticed that some of the songs it suggested on YouTube music sounded AI generated. There was Kiss Me Slow! By Matthew Kalyani. I looked him up and couldn't find much solid proof he’s real. We stopped to buy a bunch of bottled plastic water for a distant relative on my mom's side of the family We continued down I-90 until we got into Chicago. While we were driving along W Devon Avenue at 1:03pm. We went past Queen of All Saints Basilica. My mom said:
“Y’know I’ve been to 3 weddings at that church!”
I found it interesting and arrived at my grandma Jane’s place. We got in to see Thing Beta and her mom, Jane, my dad, and my grandpa. I didn’t want to discuss politics. I was in the kitchen when Jane asked me:
“Hey, can you ask Angeleno if he would like to come over for Thanksgiving dinner?”
I then texted Angeleno at 1:45pm asking:
>My grandma wants to know if you’d like to come over for dinner or pie.
He replied:
<I’ve got plans already but thank you for inviting me
I called Joseph a bit later for his 76th birthday, he was grateful and asked me if I would be there for church on Sunday. I got off the call and Thing Beta said that there’s material for mimosas, some people in the family had some. I remember after a while my family kept asking about what I wanted to do after college and they spoke in a way like they wanted me to do what they wanted me to do what they asked if I would be doing (Think: “Will you be taking out the trash later?”) and I just kept saying:
“No! No! No!”
Because I was pissed off at them. I left the room to write some more. I got a Diet Coke from my grandma’s fridge and then poured it into my wine glass. When I got back Jean came in and he got settled down, but he didn’t get the memo of no politics. We got out the photo books and we all saw pictures that were from the 1980s all the way back to the 1940s. Like Jane with her niece Cindy at 8 ½ where Cindy was a baby. A picture of Sacagawea, was Jane’s cat, she died in my aunt’s freshman semester at Syracuse. Some pictures of Jane and my grandpa at prom. At 3:41pm I texted Thing Alpha:
>Happy Thanksgiving Alpha in Homestead, Florida.
Jean said something about politics which caused my grandpa to start complaining about then president Biden pardoning 8,000 criminals which led to my aunt talking about how with ICE in her predominately Hispanic neighborhood having nobody out at night and people being detained in front of her. While they were cooking the turkey, my grandma and aunt didn’t understand what was wrong with the thermometer reading being so low, my dad noticed it was in celsius. We moved to get Thanksgiving dinner and I sat next to my aunt and my grandpa. I got turkey, casserole, potato scallops, and some bread rolls. I put the cranberry jelly on to simulate toast. I have no idea why people put cranberries on the turkey. I ate and the conversation turned to vaccines and polio. My grandpa got polio in 1948 when he was 6 years old, he showed us that his right side was affected and showed us that his right hand is noticeably smaller than his left hand. Grandma Jane’s dad had a more severe case of polio which resulted in Jane’s family being quarantined. The topic turned to chickenpox which people later discovered caused shingles. I was vaccinated against chickenpox thankfully but my dad and mom caught it. When my mom’s brother the Albuquerquean caught it soon after, it was so bad it went down his throat and he couldn’t sleep, his mom/my grandma called the doctor in desperation. There was another story about a coworker of my mom’s getting chickenpox as an adult and his doctor telling him to strictly quarantine or die. A bit later Jean said his father told him that when he was there in the hospital the day Jean was born (December 8th, 1941) there was just news about Pearl Harbor being bombed yesterday and it was all that was talked about. My mom mentioned that a non-Mormon governor of Utah was my great-great-great-great-uncle through grandma Jane’s side. I looked his name up and a mine he was associated with yet found nothing until I discovered he was actually a non-Mormon senator. My mom talked about how he lost his seat for opposing polygamy. There was this story about my maternal grandpa’s obsession with Whiskey and how he got Jameson whenever he went to Ireland because it’s Catholic. My mom told this to a French guy on a plane in like the 1980s when they still served it on planes and the French guy praised it in French. I had a slice of blueberry pie and pumpkin pie. I was texting Titania when I sent her a slopjak meme she didn’t instantly block me for:
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I proceeded to terrorize Jane’s cat by finding Katnip hidden in her closet:
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He always hides whenever someone who isn’t Jane or whoever the roommate is is here. At 8:00pm my grandpa left to drive back to Fort Wayne, Indiana and the family except for me complained about him being and saying conservative things. Thing Beta said Jared isn’t the one to insert himself into conflict but Jared said grandpa should come. I really didn’t appreciate it like how they didn’t appreciate president Donald Trump calling Tim Walz dummyed today (maybe don’t bring in Somalians Walz.) I wished some people over text like Lizzo a happy Thanksgiving. At 9:15pm I saw a picture of grandpa’s dad when he was young with his 6 brothers. We eventually left to head to my aunt’s place to stay the night. I was given a whistle warning about ICE (I’m never gonna use it.) and told me she’s sad about the woman who was shot and killed by the Afghani in Washington DC because:
“The National Guard shouldn’t be deployed to fight crime and now she’s dead.”
I found it ridiculous that libdummys came to this conclusion. I took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Zombie - The Cranberries (1994)
 
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November 28th, 2025: I woke up at 7:30am and instantly went to start brewing coffee. Thing Beta and her boyfriend were there before shortly leaving to go shopping. My aunt woke up later after I texted her about Monty desperately trying to get into her room, meowing so loudly.

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She was grateful I made coffee in the morning and said she had been watching Pluribus. She called her dad AKA my grandpa to wish him a happy 83rd birthday. I chimed in a bit later to talk with him for a while, he made it home ok despite the snowstorm. We eventually went over at 9:00am and I heard Grandma Jane saying that more Democrats in power should read Abundance by Ezra Klein and Derek Thompson. It was just me listening to my mom, dad, aunt, and Jane talk on and on about Democrats and politics whatever. I had more coffee and went out into the living room when I heard my mom talk about Nurse aunt saying The Pitt is the most realistic TV show she’s ever seen about nursing except for this one scene where the administration is arguing.about something I don’t exactly remember. I said bye to my dad and then my aunt and grandma before we drove out west to the Norwood neighborhood to pick up Eileen. She was watching something on TV that had to be those old 4:3 television shows stretched to a 16:9 aspect ratio television. We would eventually drive down to Merz Apothecary on N Lincoln street. I stayed a while before walking up past the homeless mother and daughter and the WWF people trying to get money to The Book Cellar. At 11:57am, Lizzo texted me:
<Happy late thanksgiving to you too Gemerson :)
Which I would wait to reply to. I saw the Abundance book Jane was talking about and the inner cover blurb advocated for conservatives to increase migration… No. I also saw the beefy volume 1 of the Akira manga. I went back to Merz wearing my brown leather jacket and brown scarf from my mom worn like a tie. I got back and was complimented on it by a worker there named Nina who was around 5’0”. We got checked out with our stuff and a gay guy waved at me while walking back to the car. I took my scarf off and got in the car as we drove back and stopped at Culvers for lunch. I replied to Lizzo 2:36pm and started this conversation:
>Do you have siblings?
>You seem like an only child.

<No I have a brother
>Wait for real?
<Yes
>What’s he like?
<His name is Tim and hes 4 years older than me
>I guessed that his name would be Mark and I was wrong…
<Why mark?
>Failed guess. 😢
<Ur an only child right
We drove back and stopped at a Polish grocery store to get wafers, bread, and Christmas cake. BIRDS OF A FEATHER was playing over the loudspeaker. Eileen gave us some candy as compensation. We got back and then drove home at 3:30pm. It took a long while and YouTube Music tried playing AI generated music multiple times, there was one cover of Eye In The Sky/Sirius that my mom said just sounded off. My mom had my dad get pizza for when we got home. After a brief stop at a Kwik Trip gas station, we arrived home at 6:07pm. I got in and continued texting Lizzo:
>No, I have a sister 2 years older than me named Garnet.
<Thats a pretty name
>Thank you!
>Dad brought back pizza.

<Yay!
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<Aw what a cute cat
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>Seraphine’s licking me as I type this her tongue is so rough.
<Yeah cats have those barbed tounges
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<Behold chowder
>Is his first name clam?
>Is he a middle name kind of guy?

<His name is chowder "of the clam from maine variety"
>Chowder Of The Clam From Maine Variety [last name].
<Yup
I got 3 slices of pizza once it was done and I went upstairs to watch the last 2 episodes of Stranger Things season 5 volume 1. I loved it so much. I eventually finished writing and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: BIRDS OF A FEATHER - Billie Eilish (2024)
 
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November 29th, 2025: I was supposed to head back today. I woke up at 8:00am to hear my mom making waffles for my dad and I downstairs. I wouldn’t be heading home today at 10:00am because of a snowstorm. I had not one but 2 cups of coffee. I spent most of my day upstairs in my room watching One Piece up until 12:00pm. My dad had to go to Menards for something. I got downstairs and helped my dad while he was shoveling the front entryway. I got the metal shovel which was best for scraping off the snow completely from the concrete. I eventually went back in and had some more mango juice. Laundrea posted something on her Instagram story about potentially becoming homeless and having to live out of her car, I replied:
<Is there anyway I could help?
She didn’t reply. I forgot what lunch was but I went back upstairs into the currently unused office to start working on posting 6 sets of flagjaks, manually entering in the tags, uploading them all, marking them all as IAS, and then approving them all. Not many people were happy about that but there was little outrage. After a while of my dad tending to the hot tub wood fire, he told me it’s my turn to put wood in the woodburner, stir the water, and check the temperature. I overheard my mom talking about Alice turning 96 today. I found out that Eyesight had her 21st birthday 2 days ago on the 27th and I messaged her:
>Happy 2 day late birthday!
She replied:
<Thank youuu
And I said:
>You’re welcome!!!!!!
I started working on a Google MyMaps for Lolcows who had been doxxed and had it put on KiwiFarms. I separated it by board (Lolcows, Lolcows of History, Prime Cuts…) I forgot to set the timer 2 times so I got down, the fire was getting low and the water on top reached 110° before stirring. Later on after dinner my dad and I said we’d get in there but I was in there for a while alone. I put the polystyrene cover back on with a little gap for breathing oxygen. He came out and lifted it up to a good amount of shock. We chilled figuratively for a while until I got out and told my mom there was an open spot. I took an actual shower and then went to bed.

Song of the Day: Don’t Dream It’s Over - Crowded House (1986)
 
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November 30th, 2025: November’s final day. I woke up at 7:40am and went downstairs expecting pancakes to find none. My mom said dad and I would be making them but he’s not up yet. I had 3 Weetabix biscuits. I got coffee and then brushed my teeth and got dressed to help shovel out a path today. I got the front reshoveled and then my mom told me I’d have to shovel a path from the garage to the basement apartment so some people from
Facebook Marketplace could take out a couch. I shoveled it double wide and my mom asked me to shovel it even wider. I got mad and told her I felt like she lied to me about the snow being bad yesterday so I would stay another night. She replied that it was snowing so hard last night that a snowplow got stuck in a ditch, I told her:
“Mom, 3:00pm is earlier than nighttime!”
(I forgot I ordered my bus for 10:00am) but the conversation died down a bit later and the cap for my dad’s machinery fell off so he sent me to Kwik Trip to fill up a can with premium gas with his card. I did that and then went inside to purchase a 3 pack of white frosted donuts, with his card. I ended up seeing Mary who had been working there ever since 2015 and she was excited to see me. I also saw the guy from my Boy Scout troop who took over my job of stocking the shelves. I remember my favorite part of my job being to stock the milk section early in the morning. I'd try to see how many crates I could empty versus how many crates came in this morning, I rarely ended up emptying more crates than I would get in. Well I left and drove home and got back after a short ride. I didn’t know where my dad was so I left it in the machine shed where the door was open next to some metal outdoor furniture we’ve spray-painted bright yellow. I went back inside and told my mom about the donuts I brought. I ended up having one and then went up to game and packed a bit more. At 12:20pm I went down for lunch with dad and mom, which was bavarian bratwursts, sauerkraut, and scalloped potatoes, I loved it and slathered my 2 bratwursts with coarse ground musdummy, my mom told me that she would be heading over to work on Monday and I had to get a bus ticket for 3:00pm. I did that and then we finally got moving at 2:20pm. On the drive there, I found out my mom rents out a room in Kalamazoo for $500 a month so she can have somewhere to go for her job I got dropped off across from the bus stop and had to carry my suitcase due to all the melted brown slush. I got on and sat in the back before departing to head back. I got there at 4:30pm and walked over to my bus stop just in time. I got on and went home. When I got home I spent a lot of money on expenses. $470 for my share of the rent, $430 for the rest of the SEEK bill, (I thought it was due December 1st, not December 15th) and $75 for my bus ticket to SEEK. I had been texting Titania a bit and agreed that we’d go on a date at 8:30pm after mass. I had ramen for dinner with and egg with some milk. I realized I had to usher for mass and walked over early. I got in and Lucas told me the printer had no power so there were no pamphlets to hand out. I greeted the people that came in like Lang, Selassie, and Thomas. Because it’s the 1st Sunday of advent, I noticed they put up the horizontally hanging wreath with 4 tall candles on it, 3 purple and 1 light pink, the purple one across from the pink one was lit. Things went normal except that one guy I remember being in the Knights of Columbus actually had 4 kids which he all brought and they were kind of loud. I did the money collection and washed my hands afterwards. Once mass was done I went downstairs to celebrate Joseph’s birthday party. I drank a beer and had some swedish fish oreos and snagged a Coca-cola to give to Titania when she got there. At 8:26pm I texted Titania:
>When will you be here?
She replied:
<8:30!
And I continued the conversation:
>30! Is an awfully large number.
<what about 31?
>Larger than 30 but smaller than 30!
She got there at 8:35pm and she almost drove on the sidewalk. She got me to the arcade bar after missing the best turn 2 times in a row. I gave her the soda and we got into the bar. We both withdrew $20 and I bought a Shirley Temple (Sprite + maraschino sauce) because those sometimes have alcohol in them, mine didn’t but Titania’s different drink had vodka in it. She went to play Dig Dug with the many tokens we had while I focused on getting a high score in Asteroids. I later got a rum and coke and did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game with Titania, I was Leonardo and she was Raphael, we spent so many tokens on that. We went upstairs for the pinball and I alternated between the Addams Family, South Park, Stranger Things, the Walking Dead, and Godzilla pinball machines. Titania stayed at the Star Wars pinball machine until I noticed they had Mario Kart 64 on 4 separate TV screens. I played as Donkey Kong and she played as Yoshi. I won slightly more rounds than her but this Black lady gave us all her tokens as she was leaving. Titania had to go to the bathroom while at 10:12pm, I noticed a Black guy talking to 2 fat White women at the bar and managed to discretely photograph it while pretending to browse my phone. Titania came back and I did some BurgerTime downstairs until we decided to leave at 10:45pm. We gave our excessive tokens to the trio that I photographed because I thought the Black guy was hitting on the BBW Aryans. We got out and Titania was drunk, she wrapped herself around my arm as we walked back to her car. She drove me home and then we made out for a bit and I told her to text me when she got home. She did and I got in, took a shower, got Titania’s text, and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: November Rain - Guns N’ Roses (1991)
 
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December 1st, 2025: I didn’t set my alarm today but woke up at 5:52am. I set my alarm clock for 6:30am but got out of bed at 6:45am. I had cereal and coffee for breakfast before getting dressed and taking the bus to work at 7:58am. I got into work first and turned on the lights around the place. Portia was the second person to come in and she got a drink of water. I took down the closed sign from the main office and brewed the office coffee before clocking in, most people came in late and I went to the board room for the meeting. The CEO wasn’t there for me to record him so I just heard Lillehammer talk on and on about that one Afghan national (who should have been deported a long time ago) who shot 2 national guards members and killed 1. It felt kind of cold in the office and I did my speech, noticing some others like the Polish lady, Joy, Seth M, Keke, Harmony C, Kiana and both Ukrainian women were absent. For the people present I counted: Portia, the Latinx lady, Seth M’s friend, Lillehammer, Ahwahn, Seth M, the Ukrainian I gave a short blurb about helping with tech around the office. Speaking of which, the office felt pretty cold today. More people ended up speaking and by the time it was Seth M’s turn to speak, someone said it was his birthday (Which would be December 1st, 1998) and everybody clapped for him. At 9:27am, Laundrea finally replied back to my message about her possibly going homeless:
<Not that I know of at the moment. But thanks for the thought. I really do appreciate it.
<(Sorry I literally just saw this)

I didn’t respond to her because she took a while to respond to me. We went around some more and it was a volunteer's last day here. At 9:54pm, I was informed that Ahwahn had her birthday last Tuesday, aka November 25th. I went back to my spot to do nothing and browse Xitter, I saw a post that made me laugh from Prof. Chise (@mahirusoldier):
<There’s a secret discord server of 300 rabbis in VC right now chanting in ancient tongues just to stop ONE 6-armed monster girl from breaking through my screen and hugging me to death. This is the real Holocaust and I'm its final victim.
I had to make an ID for this Indian lady who was volunteering and helped me with the ice cream stand a few days ago. She gave me her first name, which literally means dust, particle, or atom… I got her last name because there was no way she only had one name only. I printed out the card but the printer ink roll got jammed, I ripped it out and had Seth M rewind it so I could use the last card and print it out. I gave it to her and then clocked out. I took the bus to campus and sat in for the class on the Romanesque style of architecture and art. For our discussion class, the usual woman wasn’t there but we went over to special collections to see none other than Max from last semester art class to review replications of gospel recreations. This was the history he had on the board:
<476: The last Roman emperor, Romulus Augustulus, is dethroned.
<470 - 800: The “darkest” period of the Middle Ages.
<560 - 600: Irish and Hiberno-Saxon missionaries establish monasteries all over Europe.
<800 After a period of almost 325 years, Charlemagne becomes the new Roman emperor, heralding the Carolingian Renaissance.
<1453: The Eastern (Byzantine) Roman Empire finally falls.

I remember for one of the author pages where the gospel author is represented by an animal, there was a bear so when Max asked if anybody knew which gospel author it was, I said Mark because it looked bovinic, he said I was wrong and it’s supposed to represent a Lion for Luke but lions aren’t native to Europe, let alone Ireland. Here’s all the pictures I took:

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I recognized some of what was written at the beginning of Matthew because it’s mostly names (Matthew 1:2-6):

☛2 Abraham became the father of Isaac, Isaac the father of Jacob, Jacob the father of Judah and his brothers.
☛3 Judah became the father of Perez and Zerah, whose mother was Tamar. Perez became the father of Hezron, Hezron the father of Ram,
☛4 Ram the father of Amminadab. Amminadab became the father of Nahshon, Nahshon the father of Salmon,
☛5 Salmon the father of Boaz, whose mother was Rahab. Boaz became the father of Obed, whose mother was Ruth. Obed became the father of Jesse,
☛6 Jesse the father of David the king.

In the middle of the discussion and flipping through the pages, I got this text from Seth M, relieving me of having to go back to work:
<Hi Gemerson, You don’t have to come after class because the office is closing at 1:00 due to cold in the office.
I texted back:
>Thank you
And for lunch I got a Whopper Jr. meal at Burger King and then walked home. At home I got a text from Titania at 1:51pm about our planned date tonight saying:
<so sad news… i don’t think i’ll be able to make it out there tonight. moving is gonna take a bit longer than i thought. are you free wednesday night at all? i’m sorry :(
I replied and continued the conversation:
>I can do 7:00pm Wednesday night!
<YES!! let’s do it!
>[restaurant I usually eat at with Joseph]
<yup!!!
I continued working on the Lolcow map for a long time up until 6:45pm when I heated up some chicken noodles that expired October 2023 for dinner and had a shot of limoncello with it. Browsing Xitter, I found out Sen. Bernie Moreno (R-Ohio) is introducing a bill which would eliminate dual citizenship for American citizens. So basically I have to give up my Irish citizenship and 27 countries worth of job opportunities (not so much from Romania or Bulgaria) because Mohamad Abdul from Bardere, Jubaland, Somalia was abusing the tax system. I completed a Greek Mythology quiz and wouldn’t have any assignments due on Tuesday. I took a shower, posted on my blog, and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Infinite Space (Conclusion) - Emerson, Lake and Palmer (1971)
 
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December 2nd, 2025: Another day of classes and church. I woke up at 8:00am and got to work on my Lolcow dox map. I went to the convenience store to buy Andes candies, hazelnut coffee creamer, and a ½ gallon of whole milk. I got back home and had cereal and a bunch of the candies before I told James that he could have some and he took up my offer. I walked to class and A10 told me we should start working on the homework assignment. The girl in our group was there and we got out early. I walked over to my next class and I saw Talia waiting outside her classroom. The straps for her green leather bag were failing due to how much stuff she put in there. I had a discussion about nuclear energy and she said we should focus on stuff like solar power. I told her that solar power is better for electricity independence and she agreed but said utility companies lobby the government to keep price buyback rates low. I saw Laundrea walk past us wearing her typical jeans and grey hoodie but she didn’t notice us, which felt like a huge letdown on my end, Lizzo was nowhere to be seen. I mentioned to Talia that the safety of the radioactive material is inversely correlated to how fast it decays. I told her potassium has an extremely long half-life so we didn’t discover that property for a long time. I went into my class and sat for a while, the Black Haired Girl was nowhere to be seen. At 11:32am I got a text from Seth M saying:
<Hi Gemerson, We just left the office again due to cold, they have fixed the heating system. Don’t go to the office after class. Thanks
So I didn’t go to work after class was finished. I went home and had ramen with 2 eggs for lunch. I gamed and worked on the lolcow map up until 4:50pm when I started walking over to the Catholic center for mass. When I got there, Gabriella was handing out the order of mass pamphlets and Markus’ brother came down. I went upstairs with him and talked, seeing Kristine and Cronstedt in one room talking. Oriang studied in a room we’d usually eat in, and upstairs Bernarda, Luigi, Nash, and Casta practiced. Markus’ brother’s dad was born in Chicago when I mentioned what I did over Thanksgiving. I waited outside the chapel for a bit when Markus’ brother and Gabriella talked. Gabriella became an aunt to a nephew over Thanksgiving break based on what she said to him. I got in and prayed behind Kalifornia, others there included Alley, Magdalus, Stearns, Drawmij, Drawmija, Agaw, Quinci, Seraphim, Nicodemus, Jade, and others, Sideburns and Elijah were acolyting and the priest gave a homily explaining how our music for Advent would be quieted, and the outfits purple for the coming of the Lord as in we’re wearing our finest royal outfits, despite purple not being an expensive dye for centuries. I went upstairs for dinner (cooked by the Black single mom from Haïti and some of her family) and stood in line with Agaw talking, for announcements asking about birthdays. Summit’s 23rd birthday is tomorrow. I got rice and ribs while she only got the rice mix. We went over to the living room to eat and Markus’ brother joined us but with a vanilla Coca-Cola can, Agaw and I were told where it was and I got one, giving a Pepsi can to Agaw. She ate some of the rice and tasted fish, she told me she’s vegetarian and Markus’ brother said she should just claim to be pescatarian so she can eat fish. Nicodemus joined us later. Agaw and I asked each other questions, I found out that she’s from Madison and was at UW-Platteville for a while, saying the only 2 interesting things to do there were drive to the Walmart or drive southwest to Dubuque, Iowa. and I told her my story about how I converted to the faith. She told me she had a very similar conversion experience, being baptized young but her parents never married and eventually dad married another woman, her step-mom. Her maternal grandpa got stage 4 cancer and she wanted to connect with him so she started going back to church. Markus’ brother later said he turns 22 at the end of December, specifically December 31st. Pen Guy came later and asked what happened to the trio, (Mahdi, Markus, and the Honduran) who are usually here, but Mahdi arrived and there was Stearns that Pen Guy could debate with. I ended up leaving at 7:00pm to head home in the snow, running sometimes despite what happened early on in the year slamming my head into the curb. I took a shower, worked more on the Lolcow map, baited @jim🅱️o on the Shiwi, and went to sleep at 10:45pm.

Song of the Day: Alles neu - Peter Fox (2008)
 
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December 3rd, 2025: Another day of classes and work for once in a long time. I got up at 8:00am. I knew I had Greek Mythology class and worked on some German assignments. I brewed coffee with hazelnut creamer and at 9:54am before leaving for work
9:54am:
<Quick question:
<[Picture of Seraphim’s account]
<Is this Father Aquinas or a different Aquinas

>Seraphim.
>He looks like he’d be a character from the Sopranos.
>Father Aquinas ≠ Seraphim.

<OHHHHHHHH
<THAT MAKES SENSE.
<I was gonna say, Fr. Andrew doesn’t seem like the type to listen to Tupac all year long.

>No he listens to other 1990s music.
>I remember him playing some Smashing Pumpkins.

<HECK YEAH. I love the smashing pumpkins.
<The 90s were a great time for music.

>Absolutely. This was at a Men’s game night last year he had Spotify up.
<Niceee
<Coolest priest ever.

>I mean there’s his homilies.
<Oh sweet. Thanks!
Agaw then replied to my story about my Spotify listening age being 65:
<Ah, you’re still a youngster.
She showed me her age is 70.
>How? What did you listen to?
<A lot of Cat Stevens and Heart.
<With a touch of Bread.

>Post it to your story Agaw!
<They weren’t in my top 5 though! I actually turned to the dark side and listened to a crap-ton of country this year.
Her top five artists were in order: Lana Del Rey, Cigarettes After Sex, Eric Church, Last Dinosaurs, and Zach Bryan, her top 5 songs were Springsteen, Ode To The Mets, Shiggy, did i tell u that i missed u, and Exhaustion That Led To Collapse. She continued the conversation:
<Yup.
<I WAS SO TICKED.

>Ticked?
>Ticked off?
>Tickled?

<I thought I retired Lana Del Ray and Cigarettes After Sex. I guess I still listen to it more than I thought.
<But, I suppose I’m consistent.

>I set Spotify to play through an entire Emerson Lake and Palmer album a few times to make it my number 1 band.
>Maybe I oughta try that next year!

<You can start January 1st…
I thought there might not be class today but I went regardless and it was mostly review, asking us to determine what passage a work is from, who is speaking, the context and all that stuff. One passage was obviously from the Argonautica with its mention of the Golden Fleece. At 10:57am, Cara replied to my story:
<Rush in top five. Nice.
<And blues brothers?!? Wait a min

>I love the movie
>Come to [city we both live in].

I ended up leaving for my next lecture on art history and it was pretty interesting. I decided instead of waiting, I would go to work early and clock in at 12:51pm before heading over to get pizza, the balding guy there told me they were just talking about me with my old work still being closed down. I got a slice of pizza and a holiday cream flavored Coca-Cola bottle. I ate and then went back to work. The Portuguese woman sent me an email to create this person’s ID card, no cards were left and I didn’t get a picture so I just formatted it. This one woman came to me saying the yellow ink was out in the main printer, I checked the 2 other cylinders and they were empty. I texted Seth M and he told me to call the number on the printer with the ID and order more ink. I completed that and then I checked my email. Harmony C’s not working here anymore as of December 1st and the website guy’s getting all of her volunteering tasks. When talking to him about it I asked him with Kiana and Keke in the room:
“So how are you feeling about your promotion?”
“Uhh, I wouldn’t say it’s a promotion at all.”
“Enjoying your sidemotion then?”
“No, I wouldn’t even say it’s a sidemotion.”
“Ok a demotion?”
“Yes…”
I continued doing some other tech stuff. When going to the main office to get some tea, I saw Staples, the younger Ukrainian lady, and Tia in the main office. I got back and saw what other people’s Spotify Wrapped were: My top 5 artists were: Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Rush, Rammstein, The Blues Brothers, and Fatboy Slim. My top 5 songs were: Walkin’ On The Sun by Smash Mouth, Slow Jamz by Twista, Kanye West, and Jaime Foxx, Bang the Drum All Day by Todd Rundgren, and Legs by ZZ Top. Titania was boycotting Spotify because of them hosting ICE recruitment ads. Agaw’s top 5 artists were: Lana Del Rey, Cigarettes After Sex, Eric Church, Last Dinosaurs, and Zach Bryan. Agaw’s top 5 songs were Springsteen by Eric Church, Ode To The Mets by The Strokes, Shiggy by Sports, did i tell u that i miss u by adore (Lol real womancase artist), and Exhaustion That Led To Collapse by Burial Etiquette.
[I’ll add 1 namecaca that I’ve screenshotted here every day]
Another person in my office branch told me about the perfume he was wearing, it’s 1 million something for the name and I actually liked the smell but I’m not really a perfume guy. At 4:00pm I got on the group project call because I thought I’d be doing nothing but Seth M’s friend came into my office and I almost got caught. I made sure to tell him that I ordered more yellow ink and he asked me to inform Seth M about it. I told him Seth M already knows. I got back to the call with no further issues. I got out at 4:35pm after hitting 6 hours exactly for the week. I took a crowded bus home before getting dressed and heading to the restaurant for my date with Titania at 7:00pm. She got there in the cold and I ordered a reuben sandwich while she ordered chicken tenders. During our date, I showed her Kiwifarms and introduced to her various threads like Amberlynn Reid, Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, Sam Hyde, Patrick Sean Tomlinson, FakeAFClausMystery, BlueFolf, and Shädman. She opened the Shädman thread in public and had to crouch under the table. I ate all my food but she had room for leftovers. The bill came out to be $33.77 and I paid for it and saw at the bottom of my receipt:

<Joe is the not the coolest
I have no idea. We went to her car and watched first the Patrick Sean Tomlinson video and then the entirety of the 5th Josiah Munoz tape, she kept laughing and was content with saying cacaot. We made out a bit and then she drove me home, made out more, and I got inside, took a shower, and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Springsteen - Eric Church (2011)
 
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December 4th, 2025: More work and classes. I woke up at 8:00am and spent some final time working on the German assignment and then got myself a cup of coffee. I walked to class at 9:30am and sat near A10 and the girl in our group project. At 10:15am, I messaged Torvalds over Discord:
>Do you have the special charger cable for the Thinkpads?
>I want to see if it’s just a bad cable.

I studied the slides intensely for my final in class activity. When I got the paper, I took a while and just copied off of what I could see from the girl in our group project and she helped me a lot. I got out and walked over to my next class. I waited outside my class when Talia came out. She was wearing clothing that had a fake placket on it with useless buttons. She talked to me about her grandfather’s death last year on December 24th and the whole issue with it taking too long to get an autopsy because the only person who could do it for the entirety of Las Vegas was out on vacation. So her family couldn’t do the traditional celebration of Shiva or sitting for 7 days with the deceased. A while later Laundrea came out of her class early and I asked her how she’s doing now, she said her car is super cold and she has to drive to Waukesha now for work. I said bye to her and then Talia left, a bit later Lizzo finally came out. I talked more and she told me she’s doing somewhat better, we went our separate ways. German class I actually understood a lot despite me getting a 45% on my last presentation. I did well otherwise and there was no group projects. The Black Haired Girl wasn’t there yet again and I actually got out of class a few minutes early. I walked and ran alternatively over to the bus stop and I got on at 1:00pm. I finally got there at 1:22pm and just as I was clocking in. Mrauku asked me first thing to unlock his computer due to him locking himself out. I clocked in first then went over to the computer in the main room to do the dsa.msc stuff and then unlocked him. I went back over to my office and wrote on my phone or browsed the internet. Seth M was working remotely today. A bit later I went into the main office to find out it’s the Portuguese woman’s final day volunteering, she works at a grocery store already and gave me some chocolate bread with nuts that looked like a kind of sausage. I got some raspberry tea from the main break room. I ended up going back and the website guy told me that there was going to be a board member coming to tour the place. I saw Joy leave early, she came into my branch to say bye to Kiana because she had a cold and waved to me. Eventually the board member, and her daughter came in, I said hi to them and overheard the website guy give a tour. The website guy on his speech about the local area chimed in and dropped the line:
“...The city was basically founded by the Polish, I go to this Polish Catholic church…”
I instantly thought of the one I attend the dances at. I went over and tried to ask him a question but he didn’t give me the chance to respond. He later went over to the empty office, there were 2 doors, 1 padlocked with the combination easy to figure out, 1 you could walk into. I walked into the office with them and checked it out to see the 2 offices weren’t connected at all. A bit later near the clock out time, he got super angry at me for interrupting her tour when I didn’t say a word to them. I got angry at him back and logged on the Google Admin panel to see if there was a way I could get revenge on him without him noticing. I clocked out at 4:35pm and took the bus home. I was browsing Xitter when I saw this tweet about the abortion rates in Europe:
1764996209847.jpeg

It broke my heart seeing how red Ukraine, Belarus, Estonia, and Russia were, I said a prayer for the healing of Ukraine and Russia. Dark blue Poland, Luxembourg, and Portugal comforted me, the island of Ireland being the same dark shade of green was a bit funny, also the inclusion of mixed Israel and green Tunisia shocked me despite them not being in Europe. Turkiye being one shade of light orange with no 1st level divisions was interesting. I made mashed potatoes and white crab meat for dinner and hated the crab meat. I finished up my part of the presentation and then I got prepared for my discipleship thing at 7:30pm. I got over and it was up in Father Aquinas’ office. I saw his baptismal certificate listing his birthday as August 7th, 1987 in Saint Louis and his baptism as November 28th, 1987. We talked about holy friendship and the 3 types of love according to the Greek philosopher Aristotle, convenience, pleasure, and virtue. I mentioned the Honduran for my friend of virtue and Sixes mentioned Oriang for his. For the hot coals section before that. Lewis said he had family in St. Marys, Kansas and whenever he’d visit, he’d see kids praying their rosaries, a rare sight elsewhere in the civilized western world. I almost felt like punching him because he mocked me by mentioning his happier, better, more religious family. Magdalus had us 4 write down our depth chart and I organized it from 1 to 8 going as follows:
>1:
>2: Cecilia (mom), Platt (dad), James
>3: The Honduran, Mahdi, Markus, Seraphim Seth M, Cliffe, Stuart, Cronstedt, Mercurius
>4: Oriang, Luigi, Garnet (sister), Titania, Lizzo, Markus’ brother, Magdalus, Kristine, Gabriella, fAsherah
>5: Lewis, Bernarda, Jared, Agaw, Lingerie, Thing Alpha, Thing Beta, Pen Guy, Casta, Alley, Margarethe, Alexander, and their 2 children, Jesse,
>6: Zephyr, Yeilxáak, Staples, Yor, Mrauku, Joy, the Polish lady, Enosh, Jäger, Danni, Dollar Store Asuka, Nephri, Sixes, Upsilon
>7: Asherah, 7th Day Adventist Cousin, website guy, 5th Division, oSeraphim
>8: Logan, Phoenix, Diane, Cherries

We got free candy and I took the bag of Haribo gummy bears home afterwards. I wrote a lot more, took a shower, and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Dreams I’ll Never See - Molly Hatchet (1978)
 
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December 5th, 2025: A day of classes then work. I got up at 8:00am and had breakfast before heading over to campus. I tried buying a Rockstar energy drink from the drink dispenser to no avail because they were all offline or something. I went upstairs to try their drink dispensers and still nothing. I went into the thing early at like 9:50am and browsed my phone quite a bit. I finally got a response back from the Black Haired Girl to my question I asked her:
<Honestly just didn’t wanna go lol
I didn’t respond. A10 was running late because his coworker screwed him over by showing up late. The girl in our group was concerned but 3 groups volunteered to go first before A10 finally got here. We eventually presented later and I just read from my slide nearly word for word. I went back and waited, I was afraid I wouldn’t get the 20 hours mark for work by tonight so I left early. I caught the bus at 11:32am but it took so long with the stoplights screwing me over, I got in at 11:58am and tried to log in but it took a very long time to load. I got clocked in at 12:01pm and I instantly went over for pizza just before Portia and Joy did. I held the door open for them, they ordered and sat in one corner, I sat by myself and messaged Laundrea out of the blue:
>How many blankets do you have in your car?
<Currently none but I have a lot in my room (almost a full tub if my memory is correct). I appreciate you looking out for me!
>You should put some in your car.
(Wow I sound like my mom sometimes)
<I will. I just have really had the time to do that recently (I also didn't think about it really until recently🤦). I'm going to be blasting through my final projects this weekend so I have more time to do that during the daytim.
>What final projects do you have?
<A slide show w/audio and transcript for my online class, an essay for English, and an essay for Korean
<I also have a Korean exam, but that should be simple enough

>Your online class?
<I started as a Global Studies major, but I uhh changed it to JAMS over fall break... because this teacher is an ineffective communicator (has changed the expectations for every larger stakes assignment including the final project 😑) and what I was learning was making me mad as well as not helping my (almost nihilistic) existentialism and depression
<So uh not a good fit, but I still gotta get the credits so I have to try at least a little bit on this project.
<What do yoy got going on for finals?
<*you

>I have completed my capstone preparation presentation so that’s 1 final down.
>I have to study for a Greek Mythology final and an Intro to Operating Systems final next week.
>And I have a paper to write for art history
>And finally my German presentations

<Greek Mythology??? Thats cool!!
<And much, much writing/presentinf 🥲
<(My social anxiety would make that awful)

>I only have 1 presentation and I just read off my slide word for word.
>I messed that one up…

<Big oof.
<I would rather take exams ngl. My anxiety around writing with a timelimit and presenting makes it difficult to make it through things even if I know what I'm doing.
<But hey, you got through it! That's worth celebrating

>I only had to do 1 slide, it’s not much and I copy pasted it from a previous presentation.
<It's still something! Don't discount your efforts. Sometimes you gotta work smarter not harder.
<You don't have to make a completely new thing every time if there's cross-over applicability

>Yes. Thank you so much.
>I’m gonna spend Saturday studying for Greek Mythology and Sunday for Intro to Operating Systems.

<I'm going to be working all night (or most of it) to blast through making the slides for my online final project.
<I'm in a calm state so I think I can either get it all done or get enough done that it's easy to finish up tomorrow.
<Then it's writing a English base for my Korean essay so I have an easier time translating.

>What’s the Korean final on Laundrea?
>I’m curious.

<The essay is just a describing something with mainly just the words and grammar we learned in class. The exam will be on the last two chapters of the workbook.
>Wait is this Korean 101 or Korean 102?
<101. 102 is next semester
>Ok. I’m in German 102. Have fun!
>I’m watching One Piece right now…

<I'm working on slides for my presentation. I'm replacing one slide with two then I'm probably going to have at least one more for this section then two more sections to do.
>How far along have you gotten Laundrea? Or would [possible full name] be ok?
<I go by Laundrea lol it's not short for anything 😂
<I need 15-20 slides and I have 6 done and working on the 7th
<I figure that I'll tie things together more with the transcript/audio but if I change my mind it's w/e

>I hope you can complete it soon!!!!!!!!
<That would be ideal. Lol
>Status report now?
<Got 9 I'll probably split a couple slides just to make my life easier.
<Honestly I count it as mostly done now and brain fog is setting in so I'll actually call it a night now. Much more productive than I thought it'd be so quickly.

>Are you collaborating with Lizzo on this?
<The slideshow? It's for my online global studies class. And the essay for Korean is an individual assignment. (Although I understand the confusion, I don't know if I explained it clearly)
>Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<Yeah lol
>I feel stupid…
This was over the rest of the night. I went back at 12:20pm and the website guy and the Polish lady were in my branch talking about fAhwahn returning and finally getting an account. The Polish lady alluded to me dating fAhwahn but I informed her that she is 29 and I am 22. The Polish lady told me of her friend who married a guy she met when she was 30 and he was 20. There was a joke thrown around that I’d remember her birthday because I dropped her middle initial. I just remembered she’s 29, I got her an email set up and reset her gmail account password. Seth M’s friend asked me to unlock the receptionist’s Windows account for some odd reason. I went to Keke’s office and spotted Kiana, so I jokingly started calling her by Keke’s name. The Ukrainian man came over to me to say the yellow ink is all out, he wasn’t sure what depleted meant so I told him what it means. I stayed late and talked to Ahwahn because she always gets out last. I walked along the bus line because I got screwed out of riding the bus home for a while. I took a chipper beside a house and broke up some sheets of ice on the sidewalk. I finally got home on the bus and had leftover mashed potatoes for dinner. On Instagram I found out it’s Rama and Sita’s 3 year anniversary of dating. I found out Paula blocked me on Instagram for an unknown reason. Maybe all the chuddy stuff I’ve been liking, but I fucking despise her now and blocked her art account. I then watched a video on St. Marys, Kansas and then my roommate burst into my room to tell me his mom (first name is Mary) gave me a stocking filled as per the traditions of Saint Nick’s stockings. I found it a weird coincidence. I took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Bump to the Music - Nancy Jenkinson, Craig Conner (2001)
 
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December 6th, 2025: Saturday today, I woke up at 8:00am and had the last of my milk with cereal, I got ChatGPT to generate me a study guide for my Greek mythology class. I did 4 of the 5 Poems (Homer’s Odyssey, Euripides’ Hippolytus, Apollonius of Rhodes’ Argonautica, Publius Vergilius “Virgil” Maro’s Aeneid, and Seneca the Younger’s Phaedra) and for 25 important characters written down. I managed to get through 4 book summaries when I decided to take the bus to the grocery store. I got on the bus and got off. I walked around the bottom floor and bought some bananas, a gallon of milk, cheap sliced italian bread, and 4 oz of prosciutto. I got that and had to walk all the way home because the buses screwed me over and I nearly tripped. When I got back I toasted some bread to make for my “Australian grilled cheese sandwich” which was 2 slices of bread coated in butter and vegemite on the insides, 2 layers of white cheddar I had in the fridge, and a slice of prosciutto inside. I continued talking to Laundrea:
<Why??
>I confused the 2 classes.
<It's okay. It happens to everyone at least once usually more lol
>How have things been going with housing?
<Well, price breaks are apparently not an accommodation that is available (despite being told by multiple people that it is). So currently, I know I'm good for next semester. Then I have to get a job on-campus over the summer.
<There's other things that will have to be temporarily sacrificed but it is what it is.

>Glad to hear you're good for now.
>Temporarily sacrificed?

<I'm on medicaid/badgercare so if I make too much in a month I lose it.
<I can get back on it later, but that is something I'll likely have to do.
<I'm also going to be exploring becoming a part time student. My mental health and capacity have been being tested so I worry for the longevity of going full in like this.

>Like go down to partial credits?
>And sorry for asking but whats the situation with just staying at your parents house?

<I would be getting full credits I would just have less per semester because I'd be taking fewer classes.
<And my parents live in the Twin Cities so if I went to live with them I would have to transfer and start all over again in multiple areas of my life.

>What made you decide on here of all places?
<Tis a long story. Basically, living with my parents wasn't good for my mental health so I moved out to Mukwonago to live with one of my sisters. She also proved to not be super great for my mental health, but better than my parents enough for me to get my feet under me to try to tackle life.
<I also needed housing because she moved to her new place essentially right after I moved into the dorms and she heavily expressed that she did not want me moving with her.
<So I can't really rely on her anymore and I don't really have many friends or family out here. Let alone ones that would be able/willing to help.

>I'm still willing to help.
>How many sisters do you have?

<I have two and on enby sibling
<The eldest and sibling also live in MN

>So they're Minneapolis area right?
<St. Paul side, but yes
>Ohhhh, Do your siblings live at home?
<My siblings currently rent my parent's old house and my parents got their own house for just them. But if I had to move back to MN, I would be moving back in with my parents because that's where there is room for another human.
>So your siblings live in a 2 bedroom?
<No, it's techincally a four bedroom. My eldest sister, her son, my sibling, and their spouse all live in that house.
<I could potentially try to 'live' in their living room, but that would be very cramped and most of my things would have to be at my parent's anyway.

>why does the sibling and spouse take up 2 rooms?
<They share a room, but the other room doesn't get much heat or A/C so it's set up as an office space. They don't have to space to put it somewhere else tbf
>They can't store other stuff at your parents house?
<There's very limited space overall.
<I would have an easier time moving in with my parents
<And also some of my parents' things are still in that house too last I heard.

>Some of your parent's stuff is in your sibling's house?
<It was their old house and their current house needed some fixing. And some of the moving of the remainder of their things got postponed for a while becuase my mom's mom passed away in April.
<My family has a lot of things and trying to get rid of what they don't want/need takes a long time because we're a bunch of undiagnosed neurodivergents so outta sight outta mind

>Randomly text them to tell them to clean their place.
<Ohhhh we don't poke the bear lol. That typically induces task avoidance, exectutive dysfunction, and/or degrading oneself in my family. Yay mental health issues that me and my siblings are trying to address in our lives while our parents are just... not really 😅. To be fair they're high functioning most of the time.
>Is your extended family like this or no?
<I don't know my extended family very well outside of specific people. None of which live in Wisconsin. (One cousin does, but the most we know of each other is that the other exists so there's zero relationship really there)
>Where in Wisconsin do they live?
<Menomonee Falls last I heard.
<The friends here that I know pretty well that would be able ans willing to help (outside of school) are up on Fond du Lac.
<And my sister out here lives in Hartford. (Which is only an option I'm willing to take if I'm almost done with my degree)

>What jobs could you take on campus?
<Due to my social anxiety, not many that would work with classes, and networking events.
<But I'm considering security, parking whatever the fuck it's called, or working in the [convenience store] in [1970 build dorms]

>Dude, I tried getting a job at security and even did an interview but didn’t get hired.
<Many students need jobs, but there's not enough funding so positions are limited etc.
>This was 2 years ago. I did 2 interviews and I got neither position.
<Over the summer would be the best timing because then would be when there's the fewest people on campus.
>I’ve applied for other jobs on campus but they all never replied to me or rejected me after an interview.
<Figures 🥲 I guess I'll keep my no social life until I'm far enough along in my major to feel comfortable applying for work study and/or internships.
>If you see this one White woman with an ugly mullet interviewing you for security. Just know you’re screwed.
>My no social life aspect is forced on me, I try to break it but every time I make progress it just fails.

<Mood. Just for me to have actually secure housing in the future I *have* to get to know more people. 😮‍💨
<Legit considering getting bumble bff again to just use it to get to know people on/near campus or attending other colleges nearby

>I’ve only ever used Bumble for dating lol and that hasn’t really worked out.
<Yeah dating apps in general suck. Espeically when one is queer and ambiamorous 😮‍💨 so I stay off of them generallu
>amiabmorous?
>And your lucky if you can tell that people you know irl are interested in you, which I suck at doing so I just stay on the apps.

<Okay with monogamous or poly depending on how I get along with the person/people
>I went to a speed dating event a few weeks ago and 2 women didn’t show up.
>I didn’t get a match.

<Biggest thing for any sort of relationship is communication.
<If you don't start with decent communication, it's very much an uphill battle

>I also purposely checked that I wasn’t interested in this 1 woman for the survey afterwards so my friend would have a higher chance of being matched with her but he didn’t get a match.
<Big oof
>I find it harder and harder to communicate online
>Another friend of mine in the older age group got screwed over because she got a match but her match never replied to her.

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December 6th, 2025 [Continued]:
<A lot of people these days just want quick, easy, no strings attached, and/or instantly perfect.
<Ghosting is also very very common
<Would I count as older?
<Lol

>I fucking hate that shit so fucking much.
<Agreed
>How old are you Laundrea?
<26
<Hence me being on Bafgetcare because i aged out of my dad's insurance
<Badgercare jfc
<I swear I can spell

>WHAT?
>I thought you were 20z
>You’d get in the same age group as me (21-29)

<Fair enough lol
>The older one was 27-39
>Why do you ask?

<Just curious/amused
<I grew up always being the youngest so it's been quite the adjustment to have that be very much not the case

>Bro I’m also the youngest in my family.
>I only have one sibling.

<I'm the youngest of 4 and our age groupings are kinda odd.
<My sisters, and my sibling and myself are about 2 and a half years apart. My eldest sister and my sibling at 10 years apart. My younger sister and myself are 10 years apart. And myself and my eldest sister's son are 10 years apart
<I was also born on my maternal great-great grandmother's wedding anniversay, my legal name is derived from hers, I inherited the same skin condition she had (skipped three generations), and I have the teddy bear she had while she was in shitoko

>I wish my sister had children already so I could be an uncle.
>What is the anniversary, legal name, and skin condition?

<June 4th, her name was [name], my legal name (that I have a love/hate relationship with hence the preferred namr) is [true name], and eczema
<I can find a scan of her marriage certificate too lol

>Rip. Wait is [true name] your middle name or is Laundrea your middle name.
<[name] is first. Laundrea is chosen
<Middle name is Marie lol
<And I'm nonbinary so both [true name] and Marie are... quite gendered
<Yay dysphoriaaa

>Marie, Ann, and Rose are extremely common woman middle names.
<In my family, including my mother's is [4 names then], and marie
<(Sibling is also afab but not cis)

>Middle names?
<Yup
>In order right?
<Yup
>Wait if you’re Marie what about your younger sister?
<I'm the youngest. Lol. Younger sister is younger of my sisters who are both older than me
<It's confusing so don't be too hard on yourself over it

>Ohhhhhhhhh
>I’m sorry for being confused.
>Why did you choose Korean by the way.

<What did I just say? Lmao. It's confusing.
<I chose Korean because Asian languages stick with me better than Western and I had a bit of a basis already from when I tried to teach myself.
<For context, I had German for a year in grade school as well as a Spanish club. I remember *nothing* from either of them. I also took Latin in high school which is the only Western one that has stuck with me ironically. And I also took Mandarian for a semester a bit later in high school.. only one semester because my teacher... sucked. But I still remember the bits that I taught myself.
<I also have tried to teach myself French and Japanese. Again remembering nothing from French

>I wish I took Latin now…
<Ngl I want to learn Latin just so that when I'm mad I can speak it and freak people out lmao
<I'm a menace sometimes

>I know on the south side there St. Stanislaw’s and it’s a TLM where they only speak Latin but the 2 priests are from France so it just sounds like French.
<A TLM?
>Traditional Latin Mass.
<Ah. I guess I should've figured based off of Latin and priest 😅
>The reason why is because it’s affiliated with the ICKSP and to become a seminarian there you have to speak French.
<Interesting. I don't know much outside of the Protestant side of Christianity because thats how I was raised.. but I no longer practice/participate in that myself.
<For mental health reasons

>What branch of Protestantism?
<WELS to be specific
>In Minnesota?
>Did they deny you communion ever for being an outsider or not?

<WELS is a nationwide synod headquartered in Wisconsin.
<I wasn't barred because when I was participating, all they knew was that I was confirmed.
<In my post high school life, I stopped attending church because ✨️depression and anxiety✨️ then full deconstruction and finding comfort in eclectix paganism

>Eclectix paganism?
<*eclectic sorry typo
<Is a mismash of practices/beliefs that align with my views of morals, life, spiritually, etc.

At this point I was trying not to laugh but I realized I needed to convert her and I had the perfect opportunity.
>Oh
>I remember going to St Stan’s once and it was just crowded.
>Like I got there late and there was limited space to sit.
>I saw a woman who looked like Liza’s former roommate, I asked her if she was her sister and she said no.

<Oof lol
>I usually go to the [Catholic center] [location] every Sunday where they have breakfast afterwards.
<Free food is always nice lol.
>It’s at 10:30am so………..
<That quite a late breakfast.
>It’s pretty large. And mass is at 10:30am and ends at 11:30am.
<Oh goodness. That's lunch at that point.
I whipped out my metal rosary and prayed a decade in hope for Laundrea’s conversion. I completed that and then asked her:
>So if you want free lunch…
<Thanks, but no thanks 😅 Just thinking about it brings a wave of anxiety.
>Ok
She left me on read. Wow.
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December 6th, 2025 [Continued]: I got done pretty late and spent some more time writing on KiwiFarms, like posting this in a group chat: I pulled up a bunch of Bible quotes on this guy who goes by Illuminati Order Official who doubted the Catholic Church. I posted this then in the groupchat:
>Tomorrow's Sunday go to your local Catholic church:
>Acts 20:7:

☛7 And on the first day of the week, when we were assembled to break bread, Paul discoursed with them, being to depart on the morrow: and he continued his speech until midnight.
>1 Corinthians 11:18-20:
☛18 For first of all I hear that when you come together in the church, there are schisms among you; and in part I believe it.
☛19 For there must be also heresies: that they also, who are approved, may be made manifest among you.
☛20 When you come therefore together into one place, it is not now to eat the Lord's supper.

>1 Corinthians 16:1-4:
☛1 Now concerning the collections that are made for the saints, as I have given order to the churches of Galatia, so do ye also.
☛2 On the first day of the week let every one of you put apart with himself, laying up what it shall well please him; that when I come, the collections be not then to be made.
☛3 And when I shall be with you, whomsoever you shall approve by letters, them will I send to carry your grace to Jerusalem.
☛4 And if it be meet that I also go, they shall go with me.

>Hebrews 10:24-25:
☛24 And let us consider one another, to provoke unto charity and to good works:
☛25 Not forsaking our assembly, as some are accustomed; but comforting one another, and so much the more as you see the day approaching.

>Catechisms of the Catholic Church:
<2041 The precepts of the Church are set in the context of a moral life bound to and nourished by liturgical life. the obligatory character of these positive laws decreed by the pastoral authorities is meant to guarantee to the faithful the indispensable minimum in the spirit of prayer and moral effort, in the growth in love of God and neighbor:
<2042 The first precept (“You shall attend Mass on Sundays and holy days of obligation.") requires the faithful to participate in the Eucharistic celebration when the Christian community gathers together on the day commemorating the Resurrection of the Lord.
<The second precept (“You shall confess your sins at least once a year.") ensures preparation for the Eucharist by the reception of the sacrament of reconciliation, which continues Baptism's work of conversion and forgiveness.
<The third precept (“You shall humbly receive your Creator in Holy Communion at least during the Easter season.") guarantees as a minimum the reception of the Lord's Body and Blood in connection with the Paschal feasts, the origin and center of the Christian liturgy.
<2043 The fourth precept (“You shall keep holy the holy days of obligation.") completes the Sunday observance by participation in the principal liturgical feasts which honor the mysteries of the Lord, the Virgin Mary, and the saints.
<2174 Jesus rose from the dead "on the first day of the week." Because it is the "first day," the day of Christ's Resurrection recalls the first creation. Because it is the "eighth day" following the sabbath, it symbolizes the new creation ushered in by Christ's Resurrection. For Christians it has become the first of all days, the first of all feasts, the Lord's Day Sunday: We all gather on the day of the sun, for it is the first day [after the Jewish sabbath, but also the first day] when God, separating matter from darkness, made the world; and on this same day Jesus Christ our Savior rose from the dead.
<2175 Sunday is expressly distinguished from the sabbath which it follows chronologically every week; for Christians its ceremonial observance replaces that of the sabbath. In Christ's Passover, Sunday fulfills the spiritual truth of the Jewish sabbath and announces man's eternal rest in God. For worship under the Law prepared for the mystery of Christ, and what was done there prefigured some aspects of Christ: Those who lived according to the old order of things have come to a new hope, no longer keeping the sabbath, but the Lord's Day, in which our life is blessed by him and by his death.
<2176 The celebration of Sunday observes the moral commandment inscribed by nature in the human heart to render to God an outward, visible, public, and regular worship "as a sign of his universal beneficence to all." Sunday worship fulfills the moral command of the Old Covenant, taking up its rhythm and spirit in the weekly celebration of the Creator and Redeemer of his people.
<2190 The sabbath, which represented the completion of the first creation, has been replaced by Sunday which recalls the new creation inaugurated by the Resurrection of Christ.
<2191 The Church celebrates the day of Christ's Resurrection on the "eighth day," Sunday, which is rightly called the Lord's Day.

I ended up talking a bit about Asherah in the groupchat to which Hoi Polloi just told me:
<please grow up
dcss responded:
<My coworker going insane
Neo. was a bit more blackpilling:
<Theres no point in having friends honestly. They all soon forget you or will fuck you over.
A while later, this person in the groupchat called Whatevermancer wrote:
<The Trinity is a weird concept.
<Also, is it true that during the communion bread and wine transform into body and blood of Christ not symbolically or metaphorically, but literally?

I later wrote at 4:36pm:
>A good analogy for the true presence of Christ in the Eucharist is the Kool Aid man. Is the Kool Aid Man's liquid contained in his glassy body completely kool aid? Yes! Is the Kool Aid Man's liquid functioning as his blood in his primitive circulatory system? Yes!
At 5:10pm when this user who goes by Brutality asked how Black people from Brazil compare to Black people from the United States, Toji Suzuhara wrote:
<Idk all that well since most of them live in the Nordeste (basically the American south but with even noobs) and I'm white so I'm not from there. Brazil is not like America where noobs can be found in sizeable numbers in almost every mid-sized and larger city, it's much more geographically segregated. Tho largely they are just like the ones from the US: loud, lacking in self-control, prone to drug addiction and crime, and all that
I went to Noodles and Company for dinner to eat their new garlic ramen and a real woman who used to do a good Michael Jackson impression sat next to me. I moved away and also drank pineapple sprite with my ramen, it’s a bit overpriced. I got home and debated watching Jason and the Argonauts. But I went back to posting on Kiwifarms. Some woman called Forgive Me Im dummyed wrote:
<I suck my husbands dick and he seems to enjoy it. He’s also not a douche and doesn’t try to throat fuck me like some porno degenerate (realistic standards and a degree of hygiene is a must). Normally it’s a case of “we’re both too tired for actual sex but I want to get him off to show my appreciation”.
<But it’s also a personal choice. Some people are not into oral, some people don’t like spit on a handjob, some people don’t like kissing at all, some people eat ass. Being in a steady relationship means that you understand each others boundaries and respect them. And to OP, is genuinely useless trying to kink-shame something vanilla as oral.

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December 6th, 2025 [Continued]: I wrote to them addressing them of their mistake:
>Romans 1:26-27:
☛26 For this cause God delivered them up to shameful affections. For their women have changed the natural use into that use which is against nature.
☛27 And, in like manner, the men also, leaving the natural use of the women, have burned in their lusts one towards another, men with men working that which is filthy, and receiving in themselves the recompense which was due to their error.

>1 Thessalonians 4:3-5:
☛3 For this is the will of God, your sanctification; that you should abstain from fornication;
☛4 That every one of you should know how to possess his vessel in sanctification and honour:
☛5 Not in the passion of lust, like the Gentiles that know not God

>1 Corinthians 6:18-20:
☛18 Fly fornication. Every sin that a man doth, is without the body; but he that committeth fornication, sinneth against his own body.
☛19 Or know you not, that your members are the temple of the Holy Ghost, who is in you, whom you have from God; and you are not your own?
☛20 For you are bought with a great price. Glorify and bear God in your body.

>Ephesians 5:3:
☛3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not so much as be named among you, as becometh saints:
>Hebrews 13:3-5:
☛3 Remember them that are in bands, as if you were bound with them; and them that labour, as being yourselves also in the body.
☛4 Marriage honourable in all, and the bed undefiled. For fornicators and adulterers God will judge.
☛5 Let your manners be without covetousness, contented with such things as you have; for he hath said: I will not leave thee, neither will I forsake thee.

It was quite controversial sticker-wise but a user by the name of ToroidalBoat replied:
<first post I gave the "Christian Content" rating sticker to 😎
I replied to him:
>Sirach 6:12-17:
☛12 If he humble himself before thee, and hide himself from thy face, thou shalt have unanimous friendship for good.
☛13 Separate thyself from thy enemies, and take heed of thy friends.
☛14 A faithful friend is a sreal womang defence: and he that hath found him, hath found a treasure.
☛15 Nothing can be compared to a faithful friend, and no weight of gold and silver is able to countervail the goodness of his fidelity.
☛16 A faithful friend is the medicine of life and immortality: and they that fear the Lord, shall find him.
☛17 He that feareth God, shall likewise have good friendship: because according to him shall his friend be.

I finished up, completed a Greek Mythology Quiz, took a shower, and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Uranus, the Magician - Gustav Holst (1917)
 
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