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[worldatwar]

He had Sephardic heritage

there you go. he's a jew.

 

[shekel]

as far as i know, canaanites were in the levant before the jews or palestinians, but then they disappeared. according to the old testament, they were driven out by the israelites after the exodus. whether you believe that or not, the canaanites are gone, having intermixed with different populations, such as the israelites, philistines, jews, and palestinians.

the conflict between jews and palestinians is a cultural one, not necessarily a genetic one.

and to answer your question, Christopher colombus. he was a sephardim.

They didn't disappear, the term just diversified after the late bronze age collapse

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

CHADsonLakeAndPalmer

 

[worldatwar]

They didn't disappear, the term just diversified after the late bronze age collapse

huh, apparently they were integrated and assimilated into other populations of the levant instead of being utterly annihilated.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

CHADsonLakeAndPalmer

Starting flamewars in your diary is comedic.

They didn't disappear, the term just diversified after the late bronze age collapse

Maybe don't use Nephilim to defend your fortresses from Jewish spies.

huh, apparently they were integrated and assimilated into other populations of the levant instead of being utterly annihilated.

Yeah, happens when God isn't on your side.

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

@GemersonLakeAndPalmer when did you convert to Catholicism, and more interestingly, how do you survive as a Catholic in Pakistan?

 

[shekel]

@GemersonLakeAndPalmer when did you convert to Catholicism, and more interestingly, how do you survive as a Catholic in Pakistan?

He doesn't. He lives in Cali.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

@GemersonLakeAndPalmer when did you convert to Catholicism, and more interestingly, how do you survive as a Catholic in Pakistan?

You'd have to dig back to the beginning in the linked Google doc but during my Catholic grandma's funeral. I'm not actually from Pakistan but I do admire SoG Clement Shahbaz Bhatti.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

December 25th, 2025: Christmas day today! I woke up actually quite early but stayed in bed browsing my phone because I had nothing better to do. I texted a lot of people I knew to wish them a merry Christmas and here’s the results:
Didn’t respond: Asherah, Beer aunt, Brittany, Chappell, Cliffe, Elon, Ford, the Honduran, Jean, Joseph, Liseuxa, Photography aunt, the Twins from Pennsylvania
Responded: The 5’0’ failed pooner, Adams, Addison, Angeleno, Dollar Store Asuka, Elijah, Enosh, fAsherah, my Godmother, the Guatemalan, James the Greater, Jesse, Kaitlyn’s boyfriend, Kaufman, Lizzo, Magdalus, Margarethe, Markus, Mercurius, Nintendo girl, Nurse aunt, Oriang, Petra, Rose, Sabrina, Seraphim, Seth M, the South Korean, Stuart, the Texan, Titania, Yasmine.
Here were some of the special responses I got:
fAsherah:
<Merry Christmas
<ALSO your text got buried but BASED !!!!!!!!!
>She [Tiffany] also unfollowed me on Instagram.
>Plus I feel like they’re gonna take forever to open up.
My Godmother:
<Oh dear Gemerson, I have been thinking of you dear Godson. Your mom told me you are home for Christmas and that makes me happy to hear. How did your semester go?
>I passed all my classes and I got good grades!
the Guatemalan:
<merry Christmas gemerson, i hope you Christmas was well spent!
James the Greater:
<Merry Christmas my dude
Girl I would randomly send my location to whenever I completed a bus route:
>Merry Christmas [name], sorry for not gifting you with screenshots of my location after finishing a bus route.
<thanks you know i really live for those
<merry Christmas to you as well
>I haven’t done it in a while sorry.
Magdalus:
<Merry Christmas to you too Gemerson!!
<Grateful for you bro, see you soon!
Sabrina:
>Merry Christmas person who adds Lavender syrup to their coffee!
<merry Christmas person who doesn’t add lavender syrup to their coffee!
Seraphim:
<Merry Christmas Gemerson!
<Gloria in Exceleis Deo!
I eventually made my way downstairs at 8:00am and I was kind of dressed up. We started distributing the presents and I ended up with the most. I said to my mom that I had to go to mass today she told me:
“But you went yesterday, you’ve already fulfilled your obligation.”
I looked it up to see if it was true but all the questions were about December 24th falling on a Sunday. I used ChatGPT and I got an actual answerJames , I didn’t have to go at 9:00am. We started opening presents from oldest to youngest and here’s all mine:


A $15.00 Starbucks giftcard, not really gonna use it.




A Super Mario Bros Piranha Plant lego set, my dad kept saying it was from Little Shop of Horrors and said: “Feed me Seymour!”



Medieval Cats; Claws, Paws, and Kitties of Yore from Thing Alpha. I love cats and Thing Alpha wanted me to hand it over so she could read a bit of it.



A neighborhood text map of New York City from my Sister. My aunt has something similar for Chicago but it focuses on all the 77 neighborhoods instead of 5 main boroughs. It felt super empty because no New Jersey or the rest of New York state.



A safe disguised as a world atlas from Thing Alpha. Only 3 digits doesn’t seem that secure.



A $15 Subway gift card, I’ll use it at a Subway not staffed by Indians.



A Distant Mirror; The Calamitous 14th Century by Barbara W. Tuchman, grandma Jane gave me this 1974 book that she loved because I requested medieval history.



$22 worth of black socks from my family.



A copy of Charles Kuralt’s America by an author you can easily guess the name of. He looked like my elementary school principal and he died in 1997. This was a year-long tour of the United States spending a month in each state. He did Minnesota but not the state I was born in sadly. My sister must have loved it. We went through the other presents and everybody loved mine that I gave them, my grandma said I understood the assignment of buying from a thrift store. My sister gifted my parents a watercolor painting of our house from the east with some noticeable details missing. Jared had noticed that I got him a screen protector for the iPhone 16 Pro Max, not the regular iPhone 16 Pro. I forwarded the receipt email to him and he just told me to take it back and have it swapped out for the correct version. We spent more time with presents and then I took my clothes upstairs. Breakfast was raspberry and blueberry pancakes for everybody except my sister who only wanted raspberries in hers. I went upstairs to write more and read some of the books. I went down later and we continued to talk and hang out. Our family got Hues and Clues so we all played that except for me, I played it once when Dollar Store Asuka, Guinivere, and Tenitra along with 2 others invited me down to their dorm freshman year, like in the 2022 portion, they kept saying when describing the color:
“It’s giving…”
And it drove me mad, I won because I discovered you don’t have to give meaningful hints as per the rules. Eventually they put on the 1947 film It’s a Wonderful Life and I watched them, I was shocked at the scene where he is living in the alternate universe where he was never born and his wife Mary was unmarried and working at a library. It was weird, also we watched it in color. I loved the ending with him returning to his three kids and found it interesting noticing the Black woman and Black man who were treated as equals in the end scene when the community pools money for the protagonist. Of course this wasn’t made in the American South. I saw Elizabeth and Table #7 girl posted on GroupMe wishing everybody a merry Christmas so I did the same. I overheard later that Thing Alpha, Thing Beta, and Jared’s dad has a sister and 2 half siblings. My cousins and my sister made a deal to go see Marty Supreme, but after dinner we had to call my grandpa via FaceTime. We did that and I showed him his present while he was down in Florida and I found out that my distant cousin who’s an EMT’s mom is my dad’s cousin. We took the car over to the mall to the movie theatre. We got out, Thing Beta and my sister sat in the car while Jared ground up some weed and Thing Alpha rolled up the joint. I showed them the video of Clavicular running over the guy who harassed him and jumped in front of his car and it was wild. I took 2 hits and then walked into our spot in the theater with my snuck-in Sour Patch Kids. The Marty Supreme movie started at 7:45pm and holy cannoli it was a story about a trainwreck happening over and over, every time Marty Mauser just might end up trying to get better, he fucks up. The movie literally started with a scene of Marty impregnating a cute woman who was married to a fat asshole, him letting the dog go, and being an asshole at the world championship. I absolutely loved it. Tyler, The Creator played Marty’s taxi driver friend Wally who poured gasoline on some guys trying to attack them over money Marty fairly won. And the fucking scene where the bathtub fell through the roof. It was 3 hours long and I made a joke to Thing Beta about the character of Dion Galanis looking like Peter Griffin and she laughed. Once the movie ended, we walked out and waited for Thing Alpha to come out but she went into the bathroom for a while to throw up. She described her vomit as just popcorn for some reason. We got out to the car and drove home. I took a shower late at night and I went to sleep

Song of the Day: Happy Days Are Here Again - Ben Selvin & His Orchestra (1930)

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

December 26th, 2025: Saint Stephen’s day. I woke up and had breakfast with my sister, cousins, parents, aunt, and grandma Jane. I went upstairs to write more and ate some of the Skittles that came with my stocking yesterday. I had like 3 cups of coffee today. I asked Lizzo what gifts she got yesterday and it started this conversation at 11:48am:
<Just gift cards
>Seriously...
<Yeah it's great
>Nothing else?
>No candy no nothing?
My extended family left soon after and I gave them all hugs. I went back upstairs to chill in my room until later when my dad asked me to help him go to Menards after lunch to buy some wood. I hopped in the car with him. I brought up a Fox News article about RFK Jr’s artificial food dye ban being blocked by an Obama-era judge named Irene Berger. I listed the ingredients and my dad told me about how the previously banned Red 5 made his ADHD act up. I went in and we got some stuff like paprika seasoning for mom, a mat for the hot tub and the 7 planks of wood. We got them in the van and then stopped at a new Kwik Trip at 2:05pm to buy lunch and a 6 pack of long john’s. We took the back way home and then I ate my bacon cheeseburger. I opened a card from my parents expecting $100 or $50 but instead got a check $1500, my dad told me I should invest it in gold or silver, possibly putting it in a Roth IRA. Then had an exchange with the woman who was a sports reporter about a game called Jet Lag:
>Explain.
<it's a playable version of a youtube show called jet lag: the game
<so me and my jet lag fan friends are gonna play jet lag across milwaukee
>Dude, with the bus system?
<yep!
>What are the rules?
>And you’re telling me that there’s gonna be riding the bus for fun without me?
<rules are included in the game
<and sorry, some of the people in the group are standbys because we actually have too many people to play as is
>[clip from The Sopranos where Pauline shouts: “I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heart!”]
<i'm so sorry
I knew that cacaot was lying straight through her fucking teeth and just wanted an excuse to avoid me. At 3:36pm, Table #7 wrote in the groupchat:
<Please say a prayer for my flight home!
I just did a heart react to her message. I then continued to look for my wallet when I finally found it under the bunk bed. I went down and told them that I had it. I continued to game and watched episode 5 of season 5 of Stranger Things and I pretty much loved it, although I heard bad things about episode 7 having a coming out scene from Will in rural 1980s Indiana and nobody being homophobic at all. My mom and my sister went to this book club event so my dad reheated some lasagna. I was trying to find out the exact day I did Hues and Clues with Dollar Store Asuka, I checked Tenitra and I’s conversation on Snapchat then Dollar Store Asuka, while browsing through I remembered Gemerson’s Stories, a Snapchat group story created by Macie and joined in by Tenitra, Asherah, Dvorkin, Lizzo, the gay Logan, and a few others. I was not aware of the fact that people would discretely take pictures of me for Snapchat until later then it died out. I messaged Macie at 6:06pm asking her
>Whatever happened to Gemerson’s Stories?
<It hasn’t been used since we were freshmen
I ignored her afterwards and continued to watch the next episode of Stranger Things while occasionally tending to the hot tub wood fire. I got it hot enough to go in and then my dad joined me, he gave me a Hi-Chew because he liked them. He mentioned to me that he would sell the house once he and mom passed and I just thought he was so boomer-brained leaving nothing for the kids, but he told me later that it’s in a trust so his kids would get it. Around 9:00pm, my dad told me about this property in Logan’s Square that he and my mom renovated and sold, I was super confused because he said he did this all before the Great Recession when he told me of this property in our county that they wanted to turn into a house but the Great Recession hit and they couldn’t do it and sold it. It eventually got bought and built on. I told him the story I was told and he told me that the Logan’s Square house was different. It was a 9 bedrooms in total apartment that my parents bought, refurbished by buying washers and dryers for each unit, chopped down a tree in front of the house, and redid the windows. The people, more specifically the landlords loved my parents so much that they were able to charge $350 - $400 more per month in rent and my parents sold the property in 1997 after getting married and moved up here. My dad told me we would be able to earn $10,000 a month off the property and we would be wearing gold clothes if he kept it. I went inside to shower but I overheard my sister talking about a guy in the grade above her who shared Dean’s first name that ran around the school with a Confederate flag during my sister’s sophomore year, she sent me an article about him getting arrested for pulling a gun on people who didn’t want him drunk driving. He has a kid now. My mom is preparing for a trip to Switzerland and I went upstairs, took a shower, and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: The Night Boat - Duran Duran (1981)

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

December 27th, 2025: Another day of nothing to do today. I woke up and had cereal for breakfast and got some coffee to go with it, and then another cup of coffee, and then a third cup. Yes I had a lot of coffee. I hauled in some firewood for my dad and went upstairs to write more in my diary. Something that I didn’t directly address in previous entries is that now I have a television in my room, I never had one in there before I left for college but it’s nice. I watched this 42 minute video by Nick Shirley detailing all the fraud being done by Somalian immigrants who set up fake child care centers to get millions in taxpayer money. I loved the scene where he and his older friend talk directly to the Somalian woman and you can see the torture she’s going through by being forced to think for once in her life. I watched the 7th episode of Stranger Things and halfway in I took a break for lunch. I then got back to watching when I saw the infamous scene where Will confesses to the entire crew of rural Hoosiers that he’s gay. At 1:57pm I texted my dad about it writing:
>Will Byers just confessed that he’s gay to the entire cast of allies in 1980s rural Indiana.
I continued gaming and browsing KiwiFarms until I was yelled at by my mom at 2:30pm to take Helga out to the Mexican restaurant I went to. I did that and started the conversation at 3:39pm:
>Do you want to get coffee tomorrow?
<Hi. So sorry but tomor morning I have a meet up with a friend Thanks so much tho.
<
>Ok, can you get lunch instead?
<No as we're going for brunch until about 1 or 2. We can see each other next time. Maybe even in Milw somewhere where my son lives
>Do you want to do dinner tonight?
>Like to the new Mexican restaurant.
<Sure. I have to get dressed.
>What time, 6:30pm?
<What time and who will be going?
>Just me and you.
<I'll meet you there?
>I can pick you up instead.
<Great. Till then.
I was pretty hesitant because it felt like my mother was forcing me to go on a pseudo-date with a much older woman. It’s sort of like being unable to find a girl to go to prom with in high school so your mother forces you to take her with you despite your protests that your better off going alone (I almost had a date for junior year of high school and senior year I didn’t have a date, I didn’t take my mom to either of them) so it’s super awkward. I just spent most of the time on my phone until I finally left after an argument with my mom calling me angry at everything she asks of me at 6:05pm. During her berating I just a. I got there early then decided to drive around more to fill out SuperLocalMaps. I got back there at 6:25pm and knocked on her door, she had to go inside and get her cane. I got her in the car and we drove off. She said she got a reservation for me but was surprised because she was thinking about the previously existing Mexican restaurant in town. I got there at 6:47pm and my waiter was the same woman as the time I went with my parents. I looked at the menu and she introduced herself to us as Riley B, she remembered me from last time ordering cow tongue tacos. I checked the menu and saw tripa tacos and I had to translate just to make sure, tripa is gut (although tripe would be a more accurate translation) in Spanish. I asked for a tripa taco and she laughed a bit. I ordered a Mexican Coca-Cola. She came back to tell me the place didn’t have tripe so I switched to cow tongue while Helga ordered some variant of pork. She came over a few times to check in on us and she was pretty excited. Helga said she liked cow tongue but couldn’t order it knowing what it was. Riley B came back to check in more. We ordered dessert, Riley B told us she loved the churros. I advised Helga against the fried ice cream but Helga got it. She got it and had a hard time cutting it open while I ate the flan. I noticed Riley B smiling at me. I never remembered Riley B from high school or even any younger grades. I ate my flan and Helga couldn’t finish her fried ice cream. She told Riley B there are raisins in the fried ice cream and that was the first time Riley B knew that. I left a generous tip for Riley B, boosting a $24.05 bill up to $31.00 exactly and waved to her goodbye. Helga remarked that Riley B was clearly crushing over me. I knew but I didn’t live in town anymore so the relationship wouldn’t work out. I offered to drive Helga to my home to hang out with my parents and she accepted. Helga told me about her son, he lives a couple doors down from this super famous basketball player and how he got so rich was by creating a computer company and writing a program to help insurance companies determine prices. He sold that company and still ran it while working in the Chicago loop. He was going to retire on December 31st and move down to Key West, Florida. I got in and parked near the house to help her in. Hilda was also there and she said hi to me and Helga. All of my sister’s friends were downstairs watching the game. Helga compared my dad to her brother who would always stay focused on the football game when it came on. I dropped off the nice cat downstairs for them to enjoy and I was invited to play Hues and Clues but passed. I found out my sister’s boyfriend was born in Raleigh, North Carolina. At 8:22pm I took this cute picture of my cat:



I eventually drove Helga home at 8:45pm and then drove back until I took a shower and went to sleep with the good cat in my room.

Song of the Day: The Word II - Shigeo Sekito (1975)

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

December 28th, 2025: The Lord’s day today. I woke up and had cereal while getting coffee for myself. I got dressed in a black button-up and black dress pants, just as I was leaving my mom told me she would be making waffles for everybody. I got in and sat off to the side of the wider than it was long church. I sat down with an older couple in my very short row. The homily was on wives being loyal to their husband and how divorce is harming the church in the field of retention of children. I saw Uebec, Yebec, and Zebec in their usual positions but they did nothing and I didn’t interact with them. I was in a state of moral sin so I couldn’t receive communion, only a blessing; however, I got the old lady for Eucharistic minister, the kind described online by young Catholic women to shame you for wearing a veil, saying it’s “outdated” or call you a Sedevacantist in the making. When I went up with my arms crossed, she had no idea what to do, only stared at me blankly. I went back and this older couple waved to me. When we got done the guy introduced himself as a distant neighbor at the end of our road and I told him how I was doing and what my sister was doing then. I went to the cafeteria attached and wanted some coffee but didn’t grab any due to there being no disposable cups for that. I walked out and drove home. When I got back I saw my sister and her friends, including Hilda and my sister’s boyfriend eating waffles. I didn’t join them and went upstairs to pack for heading home. I checked my bus ticket and it was for 5:30pm. I cuddled with my nice cat more and went down for lunch. My sister and mom got working on dinner while I vacuumed the front because of how dirty it was. Downstairs my sister’s boyfriend was working on a bike, maybe his or ours. At 1:06pm, I saw on Instagram that it was Angela’s friend’s friend’s birthday today as posted by Hannah. At 2:06pm: I took this cute photo of my mean cat being nice to me somehow, sitting in my mom’s chair:

I continued to play with the cats and then I noticed it was raining outside. The hot tub wouldn’t be ready for them. Dinner got ready early at 3:30pm and we sat down. It was ham, tiny roast potatoes, and something else I forgot. My mom asked me to lead us in meal prayer beforehand and I did that. I loved the food and afterwards gave the cats one of those salmon treat sticks that they’re addicted to. The mean cat was nice to me while feeding her while the nice cat gave me a growl while doing that. I got my stuff to the minivan and said goodbye to everyone, even the cats and left at 4:55pm. I got dropped off at 5:15pm and had to be cautious of the puddle just outside the car. I got on the bus shortly afterwards and it left at 5:29pm, the entire time the winter storm never came and I got there at 7:00pm. I didn’t listen to my mom’s advice and walked to the bus stop and took the bus. I got home and started unpacking to find out that James the Great came back a short time later. At 7:44pm, my godmother texted me:
<Congratulations on passing all classes with great grades! I couldn't be prouder of you or your Valiant efforts. Will you be at home in [hometown] this upcoming week? I wasn't sure whether you'd have to work in [current city] before New Year day. I am sad I don't know what you're reading interests are. Is there a book you are interested in that I could send you from Amazon or Barnes & Noble or a place you prefer? Is your current apartment more reliable with deliveries that you would receive? I hope you're having some relax time and some of your mother's fabulous cooking
I spent a lot of time writing and I realized I still had milk left. I drank the last of my non-alcoholic cider. I spent more time gaming and writing before taking a shower and getting out. At 9:53pm, I found out that Rama is from Dunlap, Illinois, Cara is from Dodgeville, Wisconsin. Asherah’s freshman year roommate is from Cold Spring, Minnesota. The woman who interviewed me for her class is from Baldwin Township, Minnesota, how did I find this out? Snapchat maps. Well I spent a bunch of time making @jim🅱️o angry by constantly tagging him in a copypasta. I went to sleep after posting my diary entry for the day.

Song of the Day: Aces High - Iron Maiden (1984)

 

[Apeson]

December 28th, 2025: The Lord’s day today. I woke up and had cereal while getting coffee for myself. I got dressed in a black button-up and black dress pants, just as I was leaving my mom told me she would be making waffles for everybody. I got in and sat off to the side of the wider than it was long church. I sat down with an older couple in my very short row. The homily was on wives being loyal to their husband and how divorce is harming the church in the field of retention of children. I saw Uebec, Yebec, and Zebec in their usual positions but they did nothing and I didn’t interact with them. I was in a state of moral sin so I couldn’t receive communion, only a blessing; however, I got the old lady for Eucharistic minister, the kind described online by young Catholic women to shame you for wearing a veil, saying it’s “outdated” or call you a Sedevacantist in the making. When I went up with my arms crossed, she had no idea what to do, only stared at me blankly. I went back and this older couple waved to me. When we got done the guy introduced himself as a distant neighbor at the end of our road and I told him how I was doing and what my sister was doing then. I went to the cafeteria attached and wanted some coffee but didn’t grab any due to there being no disposable cups for that. I walked out and drove home. When I got back I saw my sister and her friends, including Hilda and my sister’s boyfriend eating waffles. I didn’t join them and went upstairs to pack for heading home. I checked my bus ticket and it was for 5:30pm. I cuddled with my nice cat more and went down for lunch. My sister and mom got working on dinner while I vacuumed the front because of how dirty it was. Downstairs my sister’s boyfriend was working on a bike, maybe his or ours. At 1:06pm, I saw on Instagram that it was Angela’s friend’s friend’s birthday today as posted by Hannah. At 2:06pm: I took this cute photo of my mean cat being nice to me somehow, sitting in my mom’s chair:

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I continued to play with the cats and then I noticed it was raining outside. The hot tub wouldn’t be ready for them. Dinner got ready early at 3:30pm and we sat down. It was ham, tiny roast potatoes, and something else I forgot. My mom asked me to lead us in meal prayer beforehand and I did that. I loved the food and afterwards gave the cats one of those salmon treat sticks that they’re addicted to. The mean cat was nice to me while feeding her while the nice cat gave me a growl while doing that. I got my stuff to the minivan and said goodbye to everyone, even the cats and left at 4:55pm. I got dropped off at 5:15pm and had to be cautious of the puddle just outside the car. I got on the bus shortly afterwards and it left at 5:29pm, the entire time the winter storm never came and I got there at 7:00pm. I didn’t listen to my mom’s advice and walked to the bus stop and took the bus. I got home and started unpacking to find out that James the Great came back a short time later. At 7:44pm, my godmother texted me:
<Congratulations on passing all classes with great grades! I couldn't be prouder of you or your Valiant efforts. Will you be at home in [hometown] this upcoming week? I wasn't sure whether you'd have to work in [current city] before New Year day. I am sad I don't know what you're reading interests are. Is there a book you are interested in that I could send you from Amazon or Barnes & Noble or a place you prefer? Is your current apartment more reliable with deliveries that you would receive? I hope you're having some relax time and some of your mother's fabulous cooking
I spent a lot of time writing and I realized I still had milk left. I drank the last of my non-alcoholic cider. I spent more time gaming and writing before taking a shower and getting out. At 9:53pm, I found out that Rama is from Dunlap, Illinois, Cara is from Dodgeville, Wisconsin. Asherah’s freshman year roommate is from Cold Spring, Minnesota. The woman who interviewed me for her class is from Baldwin Township, Minnesota, how did I find this out? Snapchat maps. Well I spent a bunch of time making @jim🅱️o angry by constantly tagging him in a copypasta. I went to sleep after posting my diary entry for the day.

Song of the Day: Aces High - Iron Maiden (1984)

aryan cats.

 

[Herpes Trout]

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A Super Mario Bros Piranha Plant lego set, my dad kept saying it was from Little Shop of Horrors and said: “Feed me Seymour!”

It actually was btw.

A lot of old 80s movies had their concepts stolen by video game companies.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

aryan cats.

My cat named after an Indian goddess is mean, my cat named after Seliph from Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War an order of angels is nice, what did our triune God mean by this?

It actually was btw.

A lot of old 80s movies had their concepts stolen by video game companies.

Yeah, he was talking about the Piranha Plant.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

December 29th, 2025: Another day at work. I woke up at 6:30am and got out. I walked to the convenience store to buy more cereal when I got there and remembered I already had some but I bought 2 boxes of Smores Poptarts. I walked back home and made some cereal and got dressed for work. I took the bus at 7:55pm and I got into work at 8:15pm, I brewed coffee today but I put in slightly less coffee grounds than yesterday so there would be no complaints about sreal womang coffee. I made mine and added one thing of Edgar’s coffee mix to it. I drank a bit of it and then set up the programming thing for my computer before heading to the meeting at 8:45am. It started at 9:02am. I noticed a lot of people missing like the younger Ukrainian woman, Shima C, Joy, Portia, their boss, the CEO, the Latinx lady, and Tia. I did a short thing for mine after Lillehammer spoke, Staples was taking over Tia’s tasks. When I got out I asked Staples about the missing 15th interpreter, I showed her the list and she added 3 more. Turns out 2 of the interpreters were already hired before the batch hire with Liseuxa. I made outlines for cards for Staples because only Tia had the pictures if they even submitted theirs. I went back to my spot with Edgar to program more. I fixed an issue plaguing me by moving this declaration into something. At this time the Ukrainian man came over to talk to Edgar to ask him a question, it was regarding a hypothetical of someone who came over from Ukraine to the United States and found God in the Russian Orthodox Church which could be a reason to claim refuge here because that would subject you to persecution in Ukraine, but there was the question of joining a church that would merit you a free way to stay in the United States when you could just drive down to the Ukrainian church, there was something about the Ukrainian man being at a church which speaks his native language. Edgar mentioned that if they find anything shitoko they could revoke your green card quickly. Staples came over to talk to Edgar about something and joined in on their conversation. I looked up Orthodox churches and found one that was Ukrainian Orthodox and another that was Ukrainian Catholic a minute away from each other by car. Edgar and the Ukrainian man got their question resolved. Edgar gifted me some pretzels because he got them and understood how hungry college students can get. I went over to get pizza for lunch and some cheesesticks before heading back at 1:05pm. When I got back I was notified by Zarith C that she needs help with her printer, I changed the ink cartridge and Seth M helped me update the printer. I saw Mrauku and the older Ukrainian woman walk nearby. I programmed more until I left at 4:00pm. On the bus ride home I saw Drawmija posting asking for money for an evangelization trip to Peru. I donated $10 to her. I messaged her that I did it and at 4:15pm she messaged me on Instagram:
<thank you so much gemerson you’re so sweet!! i will definitely make sure a thank you card goes your way how is break for you?
I messaged her:
>I just got back from [home city] and I have work.
I got home and wrote some more. I eventually made my way to this Italian pasta place at 6:30am for a date with a different woman other than Titania, she was bigger both height and weight wise. It went really well and she had me hold onto her phone and car keys due to lacking pockets. She drove me home and I flirtatiously pinched her double chin. I got dropped off at 8:30ish and at 8:42pm, I replied to my Godmother:
>I won’t be in [home town] new years but if you could send me Saint Augustine’s Confessions that would be great.
She replied:
<You just made my heart sing to hear you are going to read Saint Augustine's Confessions!
<Is this the best address to mail? [address]
>Yes!
<I haven't picked it up in more than 10 years. Maybe I should order myself one too and we can read along together!
>Yes you should!
<Apt A?
<St Augustine on his way to you!
>[correct apartment]
I finished writing before taking a shower and I went to sleep.

Song of the Day: RoboCop - Kanye West (2008)

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

December 30th, 2025: Final day of work until January 6th. I woke up at 7:00am and had a lot of cereal plus some Smore poptarts. I got dressed very quickly for work and went there on the bus. I got in at 8:15am and clocked in at 8:17am, actually pretty early. When I got in I was set up and brewed coffee, I got myself a regular cup without any of Edgar’s coffee mix. I tried to start programming with npm run dev so I could do stuff when I started getting an error that it wouldn’t work. I realized I wouldn’t be able to program today so I had to delay. More people came into work like Zach A, the Ukrainian man and the older Ukrainian woman. At 9:05am Seth M came to me to ask about recycling a bunch of used ink cartridges that we possessed. I called Office Max to see what their recycling policy was. I found out we only got credit for the first ten, we could recycle the others for no extra benefit. We spent an hour taking them out of their boxes and taking off the styrofoam to hold them in place. We filled up a trashbag of the metal-like wrapping and another of the styrofoam holders. We had to use multiple different cardboard boxes to hold the actual weird ink cartridges that were hard to discern where the ink was but I still got some of it on my hands, it washed off quickly. Keke came out with the printed fake sweatshirts which had cat memes on them that she got for herself, Seth M, Kiana, and Joy. She asked me to take a photo for them and I obliged. We threw the stuff out in the back and then we got into Seth M’s friend’s car at 10:30am. We drove down there and passed the Basilica, when I got over in the cold I had to haul stuff in, we got to a manager and he told us that we could only put in 10 pieces a month, at all stores, per account. We gave 10 to one employee helping us and he told us they could take all of them except for the Ricoh stuff. We got it in and then walked out and called Ricoh in the car. A homeless guy came to us asking for money but we didn’t roll down the window. Ricoh told us to check on their website so we drove back and got in. As I was coming in, the Indian lady told me she needed help with her computer not working. I just held the power button and then turned it back on. Edgar remarked that we were all wearing green. Staples told us that green is her favorite color while Edgar told me blue is his favorite, red is my favorite. At 12:27pm I got a text back from Brittany for my merry Christmas message and I made my way over for lunch, which was a slice of Mac N Cheese pizza. When I got back from lunch I had to make UPS labels for all the Ricoh stuff we had. I did it twice because the first time I forgot to change the state from Alabama, second time I must have timed out, and the third time I did it correctly with 1 label for each product by EDP number, reminded me of EDP445 and him getting exposed for trying to meet up with 14 year old girls many times. Edgar was talking about finding images of the Riddler from Batman for his presentation. Seth M and I got into the car later with the Ricoh stuff to take it to this distant UPS store that had a Walgreens nearby. When we got into town I noticed all the street signs were much different, better looking. Seth M told me that some houses here would go for $2 million. I asked if they were East Coast expensive (super fancy) or West Coast expensive (dummyedly overpriced), he told me they were pretty extravagant. We got in and had all our stuff packed by a pajeet who never used deodorant ever in his life. It hurt standing near him as he took forever. We got out and then drove to Walgreens so Seth M could use his bank. He couldn’t do it there and then we drove to another Walgreens. On the way he told me that Portia streams apparently but that was a lie and she was just a gamer. Also he told me truthfully that Ahwahn is a Bears fan because she is from Naperville, Illinois, probably the northern part. He got there and he got his bank stuff before we drove back to the office. I got back at 3:30pm and then waited until 4:00pm before leaving and saying bye to Staples. I took the bus home and wrote a bit in my blog before taking this guy named John5433 and I installed OpenShot to make this edit of Stanger Things’ Henry Kreel Monologue, this portion specifically:
<But the human world was disrupting this harmony. You see, humans are a unique type of pest, multiplying and poisoning our world, all while enforcing a structure of their own. A deeply unnatural structure. Where others saw order, I saw a straitjacket. A cruel, oppressive world dictated by made-up rules. Seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades. Each life a faded, lesser copy of the one before. Wake up, eat, work, sleep, reproduce, and die. Everyone is just waiting. Waiting for it all to be over. All while performing in a silly, terrible play, day after day.
I had to create El Perro Rabioso edits for it and it took a long time but I was satisfied with my gem. I made chicken noodle soup for dinner. I posted the video later and spent a lot of time. Sideburns talked about getting scammed for a Macbook and Sideburns’ crush got sick in the SEEK groupchat. I took a shower and went to bed.

Song of the Day: Richard Simmons - Yung Gravy (2019)

 

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