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February 15th, 2026: We continued and we got a little bit frisky but I still didn’t want to have sex. She then started blanking out and I asked her what’s wrong, she was sad but if push comes to false rape accusation I had to start recording audio, here’s some of what I got, including: sex is really important to her or whatever, her younger sister had been broken up by her boyfriend of 5 years (should have proposed by then), she’s going to Houston, Texas in 2 weeks to become a flight attendant. And yeah I told her that she should text me when she got home. She left at 12:44pm and I drank some Limoncello and prayed for her before going to sleep… I woke up at 7:30am and had breakfast with coffee for myself. I had lots of dishes on the rack yet went to watch Season 6 Episode 2 of the Simpsons “Lisa’s Rival” I finally got dressed in a fancy outfit for mass, a suit and tie with dress pants. I walked over in the relative warmth for February and got there at 9:55am. Only Cronstedt and Gabriella of the Quad were there along with the Honduran dressed ever so slightly fancier than me. I took note of all the people here: Bernarda, Nephri and her boyfriend, Amethyst and her boyfriend, Markus, Markus’ brother, Oriang, Morgado, Sixes’ friend, Drawmij, Drawmija, Lewis and his girlfriend, Upsilon, Magdalene, Swifte, Mahdi, and lots of others. Elijah was acolyting. While sitting down in my spot, I met a girl from Juneau, Alaska studying for a psychology degree. I went up after the first person read and did the psalms and spoke this aloud, 1 Corinthians 2:6-10:
☛6 Yet among the mature we do impart wisdom, although it is not a wisdom of this age or of the rulers of this age, who are doomed to pass away.
☛7 But we impart a secret and hidden wisdom of God, which God decreed before the ages for our glorification.
☛8 None of the rulers of this age understood this; for if they had, they would not have crucified the Lord of glory.
☛9 But, as it is written, “What no eye has seen, nor ear heard, nor the heart of man conceived, what God has prepared for those who love him,”
☛10 God has revealed to us through the Spirit. For the Spirit searches everything, even the depths of God.
I went back and waited for a while until we got the Eucharist (I went with hands crossed) and then were dismissed for breakfast, or lunch for me. I had 3 egg cup things and talked a bit before heading back home. I spent quite a lot of time gaming, either playing Holdfast or Roblox. I was supposed to be having a guy come over to tour the place and be a new roommate. He didn’t come. I purchased the Eton jacket I needed for March for $45 and I hope it works. I eventually had dinner and then James came back, I told him about the guy coming over that never did and I realized I’d be ushering tonight. I ran over after getting redressed. The Salvation Army girl tried facetiming me over me calling this post of Hedelweis’ putting down men a bit I got in to usher with Raphael, Joseph was acolyting. The mass was ok with Thomas being there, Lucas and his wife were there, but when I went to look for Raphael for collecting the gifts, I went upstairs to the choir place to find Lang and Lorax up there, Raphael wasn’t there, downstairs I found him because he went up to the front to be with his wife for a while. We collected the money and then went through with mass. Afterwards we all went outside to do the burning of the palm leaves to make ashes, here’s the photos
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I went inside to help Raphael move the statue of the traditional southern Mexican dress down to the basement. I walked home and got undressed, took a shower, and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: My Prerogative - Bobby Brown (1988)
 
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February 16th, 2026: Back to work today. I got in at 8:05am and brewed coffee. Drinking half of it before the Monday meeting. The CEO, the Latinx lady, and the Polish lady weren’t here as they were out of state. Joy wasn’t here but I spoke near the end with Zach A keeping charge. I left after I spoke and found out we had no free food. I had to help Staples with the printer in her new office and she seemed like she was about to cry, I told her to print to the bigger printer for now but I was having errors accessing her printer’s IP. @ecstasy had messaged me yesterday saying that I was engaging in Saturn worship to bait me because of the burning palms. I saw on Google Calendar that Ekhteyari would be getting a drug test for a job at a manufacturing plant. I’m honestly quite proud of him. I checked his spreadsheet and found out his youngest child was born the first year that this blog was written. I got pizza for lunch and then went back before clocking out to take the bus to school. I got off and walked to the class and encountered Agaw and Pen Guy standing outside. I stood outside of classroom and did the readings, one was Girl, which was nothing more than soulless feminist drivel and here’s a concerning line:
<don’t throw stones at blackbirds, because it might not be a blackbird at all;
Misogyny is when you tell Black women not to abuse animals. How do I know it’s a Black woman writing this drivel, because the author’s name is Jamaica Kincaid and there’s this previous passage:
<this is how you grow okra—far from the house, because okra tree harbors red ants; when you are growing dasheen, make sure it gets plenty of water or else it makes your throat itch when you are eating it;
Dasheen is alternatively called taro, I’d actually like to taste and see those two vegetables. I did some research on this person and she’s from St. John's, Antigua and Barbuda, I’ve never held any animosity towards that country. President Donald John Trump please ban every Antiguan and Barbudan from ever stepping foot in this country. We had to move and I noticed Chloie didn’t talk to me because she unfollowed me on Instagram, guess my following list was too chuddy. We moved classrooms due to the issues with the cooler not working. When discussing the readings, Malthus said he was distracted by the bigness of the man described in The Handsomest Drowned Man In The World while Malthus described himself as small. We talked about the next reading and Chloie said she loved it because she loves the author, which confirmed my theory that my conservative leanings made her chimp out. I brought up the animal abuse and the people in the room tried correcting me by saying that Jamaica was trying to complain that you can’t abuse blackbirds like how the boys do it. At 3:27pm, I found this gem in Jamaica Kincaid’s Wikipedia page:
≫She converted to Judaism in 1993.
Holy poisoning the well, and here’s this passage on encouraging poisoning the wells of the womb:
<this is how to make a good medicine for a cold; this is how to make a good medicine to throw away a child before it even becomes a child
I support all the Jews returning to Israel. I left and went to my second class where someone pointed out the homework due on Wednesday didn’t appear in Canvas. I walked home for a bit to try and fail to get my tests to work until 5:55pm when I went to the Catholic center for Bible study led by Magdalus and joined by Telemachus, Urbino, Elijah, and two others. Magdalus announced we’d be doing a skim through of the 6th and 7th books of the Bible, Joshua and Judges respectively. When asked to say what we knew about the events and people in this book, I had the most to know and Telemachus had the least, having issues navigating a Bible. I did the first reading; Joshua 1:1-9:
☛1 Now it came to pass after the death of Moses the servant of the Lord, that the Lord spoke to Joshua the son of Nun, the minister of Moses, and said to him:
☛2 Moses my servant is dead: arise, and pass over this Jordan, thou and thy people with thee, into the land which I will give to the children of Israel.
☛3 I will deliver to you every place that the sole of your foot shall tread upon, as I have said to Moses.
☛4 From the desert and from Libanus unto the great river Euphrates, all the land of the Hittites unto the great sea toward the going; down of the sun, shall be your border.
☛5 No man shall be able to resist you all the days of thy life: as I have been with Moses, so will I be with thee: I will not leave thee, nor forsake thee.
☛6 Take courage, and be sreal womang: for thou shalt divide by lot to this people the land, for which I swore to their fathers, that I would deliver it to them.
☛7 Take courage therefore, and be very valiant: that thou mayst observe and do all the law, which Moses my servant hath commanded thee: turn not from it to the right hand or to the left, that thou mayst understand all things which thou dost.
☛8 Let not the book of this law depart from thy mouth: but thou shalt meditate on it day and night, that thou mayst observe and do all things that are written in it: then shalt thou direct thy way, and understand it.
☛9 Behold I command thee, take courage, and be sreal womang. Fear not and be not dismayed: because the Lord thy God is with thee in all things whatsoever thou shalt go to.
And later Joshua 24:1-5:
☛1 And Joshua gathered together all the tribes of Israel in Shechem, and called for the ancients, and the princes, and the judges, and the masters: and they stood in the sight of the Lord:
☛2 And he spoke thus to the people: Thus saith the Lord the God of Israel: Your fathers dwelt of old on the other side of the river, Thare the father of Abraham, and Nahor: and they served strange gods.
☛3 And I took your father Abraham from the borders of Mesopotamia: and brought him into the land of Canaan: and I multiplied his seed,
☛4 And gave him Isaac: and to him again I gave Jacob and Esau. And I gave to Esau mount Seir for his possession: but Jacob and his children went down into Egypt.
☛5 And I sent Moses and Aaron, and I struck Egypt with many signs and wonders.
Telemachus told us he’s in the Marines and that his grandfather told people he knew that we were living through the Book of Revelation, AKA he’s an end-times nut. We talked about the three things that Samson had to not do (drink beer or wine, eat unclean meat, and shave his hair) and how he violated all of them, but the part about honey from a dead lion confused us and we debated on how that could even happen, like how did the honey get in the lion in the first place, was it partially digested? And the final passage I spoke aloud was Judges 14:5-9:
☛5 Then Samson went down with his father and mother to Thamnatha. And when they were come to the vineyards of the town, behold a young lion met him raging and roaring.
☛6 And the spirit of the Lord came upon Samson, and he tore the lion as he would have torn a kid in pieces, having nothing at all in his hand: and he would not tell this to his father and mother.
☛7 And he went down and spoke to the woman that had pleased his eyes.
☛8 And after some days returning to take her, he went aside to see the carcass of the lion, and behold there was a swarm of bees in the mouth of the lion and a honeycomb.
☛9 And when be had taken it in his hands, he went on eating: and coming to his father and mother, he gave them of it, and they ate: but he would not tell them, that he had taken the honey from the body of the lion.
Ok so the bees made a beehive in a recently deceased lion, I think that confused me more. I mentioned the SSPX in a conversation and Magdalus asked us if we knew why the SSPX formed. He mentioned in response to the liberalness of the church back then and Vatican II. I already knew about the infamous pinata in the church photo but he mentioned the choreographed dances. I was aghast by that revelation. I left after that because I needed dinner and Magdalus wasn’t providing pizza due to Exodus 90. My dinner was a bag of 90 second rice and 3 softboiled eggs with milk. I took a shower afterwards and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Skyfall - Adele (2012)
 
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February 16th, 2026: Back to work today. I got in at 8:05am and brewed coffee. Drinking half of it before the Monday meeting. The CEO, the Latinx lady, and the Polish lady weren’t here as they were out of state. Joy wasn’t here but I spoke near the end with Zach A keeping charge. I left after I spoke and found out we had no free food. I had to help Staples with the printer in her new office and she seemed like she was about to cry, I told her to print to the bigger printer for now but I was having errors accessing her printer’s IP. @ecstasy had messaged me yesterday saying that I was engaging in Saturn worship to bait me because of the burning palms. I saw on Google Calendar that Ekhteyari would be getting a drug test for a job at a manufacturing plant. I’m honestly quite proud of him. I checked his spreadsheet and found out his youngest child was born the first year that this blog was written. I got pizza for lunch and then went back before clocking out to take the bus to school. I got off and walked to the class and encountered Agaw and Pen Guy standing outside. I stood outside of classroom and did the readings, one was Girl, which was nothing more than soulless feminist drivel and here’s a concerning line:
<don’t throw stones at blackbirds, because it might not be a blackbird at all;
Misogyny is when you tell Black women not to abuse animals. How do I know it’s a Black woman writing this drivel, because the author’s name is Jamaica Kincaid and there’s this previous passage:
<this is how you grow okra—far from the house, because okra tree harbors red ants; when you are growing dasheen, make sure it gets plenty of water or else it makes your throat itch when you are eating it;
Dasheen is alternatively called taro, I’d actually like to taste and see those two vegetables. I did some research on this person and she’s from St. John's, Antigua and Barbuda, I’ve never held any animosity towards that country. President Donald John Trump please ban every Antiguan and Barbudan from ever stepping foot in this country. We had to move and I noticed Chloie didn’t talk to me because she unfollowed me on Instagram, guess my following list was too chuddy. We moved classrooms due to the issues with the cooler not working. When discussing the readings, Malthus said he was distracted by the bigness of the man described in The Handsomest Drowned Man In The World while Malthus described himself as small. We talked about the next reading and Chloie said she loved it because she loves the author, which confirmed my theory that my conservative leanings made her chimp out. I brought up the animal abuse and the people in the room tried correcting me by saying that Jamaica was trying to complain that you can’t abuse blackbirds like how the boys do it. At 3:27pm, I found this gem in Jamaica Kincaid’s Wikipedia page:
≫She converted to Judaism in 1993.
Holy poisoning the well, and here’s this passage on encouraging poisoning the wells of the womb:
<this is how to make a good medicine for a cold; this is how to make a good medicine to throw away a child before it even becomes a child
I support all the Jews returning to Israel. I left and went to my second class where someone pointed out the homework due on Wednesday didn’t appear in Canvas. I walked home for a bit to try and fail to get my tests to work until 5:55pm when I went to the Catholic center for Bible study led by Magdalus and joined by Telemachus, Urbino, Elijah, and two others. Magdalus announced we’d be doing a skim through of the 6th and 7th books of the Bible, Joshua and Judges respectively. When asked to say what we knew about the events and people in this book, I had the most to know and Telemachus had the least, having issues navigating a Bible. I did the first reading; Joshua 1:1-9:
☛1 Now it came to pass after the death of Moses the servant of the Lord, that the Lord spoke to Joshua the son of Nun, the minister of Moses, and said to him:
☛2 Moses my servant is dead: arise, and pass over this Jordan, thou and thy people with thee, into the land which I will give to the children of Israel.
☛3 I will deliver to you every place that the sole of your foot shall tread upon, as I have said to Moses.
☛4 From the desert and from Libanus unto the great river Euphrates, all the land of the Hittites unto the great sea toward the going; down of the sun, shall be your border.
☛5 No man shall be able to resist you all the days of thy life: as I have been with Moses, so will I be with thee: I will not leave thee, nor forsake thee.
☛6 Take courage, and be sreal womang: for thou shalt divide by lot to this people the land, for which I swore to their fathers, that I would deliver it to them.
☛7 Take courage therefore, and be very valiant: that thou mayst observe and do all the law, which Moses my servant hath commanded thee: turn not from it to the right hand or to the left, that thou mayst understand all things which thou dost.
☛8 Let not the book of this law depart from thy mouth: but thou shalt meditate on it day and night, that thou mayst observe and do all things that are written in it: then shalt thou direct thy way, and understand it.
☛9 Behold I command thee, take courage, and be sreal womang. Fear not and be not dismayed: because the Lord thy God is with thee in all things whatsoever thou shalt go to.
And later Joshua 24:1-5:
☛1 And Joshua gathered together all the tribes of Israel in Shechem, and called for the ancients, and the princes, and the judges, and the masters: and they stood in the sight of the Lord:
☛2 And he spoke thus to the people: Thus saith the Lord the God of Israel: Your fathers dwelt of old on the other side of the river, Thare the father of Abraham, and Nahor: and they served strange gods.
☛3 And I took your father Abraham from the borders of Mesopotamia: and brought him into the land of Canaan: and I multiplied his seed,
☛4 And gave him Isaac: and to him again I gave Jacob and Esau. And I gave to Esau mount Seir for his possession: but Jacob and his children went down into Egypt.
☛5 And I sent Moses and Aaron, and I struck Egypt with many signs and wonders.
Telemachus told us he’s in the Marines and that his grandfather told people he knew that we were living through the Book of Revelation, AKA he’s an end-times nut. We talked about the three things that Samson had to not do (drink beer or wine, eat unclean meat, and shave his hair) and how he violated all of them, but the part about honey from a dead lion confused us and we debated on how that could even happen, like how did the honey get in the lion in the first place, was it partially digested? And the final passage I spoke aloud was Judges 14:5-9:
☛5 Then Samson went down with his father and mother to Thamnatha. And when they were come to the vineyards of the town, behold a young lion met him raging and roaring.
☛6 And the spirit of the Lord came upon Samson, and he tore the lion as he would have torn a kid in pieces, having nothing at all in his hand: and he would not tell this to his father and mother.
☛7 And he went down and spoke to the woman that had pleased his eyes.
☛8 And after some days returning to take her, he went aside to see the carcass of the lion, and behold there was a swarm of bees in the mouth of the lion and a honeycomb.
☛9 And when be had taken it in his hands, he went on eating: and coming to his father and mother, he gave them of it, and they ate: but he would not tell them, that he had taken the honey from the body of the lion.
Ok so the bees made a beehive in a recently deceased lion, I think that confused me more. I mentioned the SSPX in a conversation and Magdalus asked us if we knew why the SSPX formed. He mentioned in response to the liberalness of the church back then and Vatican II. I already knew about the infamous pinata in the church photo but he mentioned the choreographed dances. I was aghast by that revelation. I left after that because I needed dinner and Magdalus wasn’t providing pizza due to Exodus 90. My dinner was a bag of 90 second rice and 3 softboiled eggs with milk. I took a shower afterwards and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Skyfall - Adele (2012)
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