>if sneedson ran the airport, the boarding passes would be flashdrives with 'p. security checks? just walk through femjanny that braps stinky gas. every plane serves unlimited 'p even sneedson goons with you. flight delays come with boykisser zones and gay porn. and your suitcase, a talking 'p folder that goons with you. so where would you fly if sneedson ruled the skies?
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April 30th, 2026: Final day of April, I woke up and finished off my coffee creamer. I took the bus to work and got in early. I received a message from Jade reading:
<Hey Gemerson! :) this is Jade from the center. Could I have your current mailing address? We tried to send a thank you note from the but the address had it return to sender
I told her it and then got to work. One of the first things I did was getting the correct placement of the files so there’s a functional page now. Eventually the Indian lady came over to me and told me it’s unacceptable to use a ripped up piece of printer paper for notes, I apologized and she gave me a blue sticky notepad which I thanked her for. I was quite bored today and did a paper refill of the 3 main printers.. I ended up having some paper left over which I usually don’t have issues with. I said hi to Kiana and then I went to get pizza for lunch. I got back into Seth M’s branch and spotted Kiana, Keke, Joy, and Portia all sitting at one table while I was getting ice. I departed at 1:01pm and then took the bus to classes. The walk there was uneventful but I got into the room and tried to read An Essay in Aid of a Grammar of Assent, going through all the required pages. I understood ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. When Seraphim got in I talked to him and he said he didn’t know either but had a better understanding, Kaufman understood it a slight bit better but his notes were incomprehensible to me. Magdalene asked us if we had a discussion assignment due last night and we said yes. I decided to act super judgemental as a joke and Seraphim said:
“Gemerson, we’ll never understand you.”
With Magdalene agreeing:
“You’re such an enigma.”
I took pride in that. Bakhita wasn’t present for class. Class itself was slightly more understandable with Horseradish explaining things better. I walked back home after that time. I first passed a guy with a beard who didn’t look transgender in the slightest wearing a dress, then Urbino, and finally Nintendo girl who I talked with before her online class. She congratulated me on graduating soon. I walked home and texted with the women I was going to go on a date with to shift our date to Saturday at 6:00pm. I did the testing for a game which was called FlashCardRougelike. It had the standard tests like booting up the game, loading the CSV file in, creating a new study set with the first 4 presidents. I got a call from my father which I didn’t pick up on accident, probably him just demanding that I build him an AI agent something The game could load multiple study sets at once but would often blend multiple CSV files so when asked what the name for the term is for the result of multiplication, Thomas Jefferson was a possible answer. It was very slow gameplay wise and I did 2 floors before intentionally dying. I liked the concept and then submitted the review. I played more Fire Emblem Awakening until 11:45pm when I took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Don’t Mind - Kent Jones (2016)
 
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I encountered this woman who had her last day volunteering today and she asked to keep in contact by Instagram, she told me that she knew the Hanoian as she we followed each other on Instagram, she was also from Hanoi and she would be moving to New York City to live in Brooklyn for a while until she could save up to move to San Diego… Her apartment was $1,200 a month at least.
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May 1st, 2026: Well, I graduate this month so it’s gonna be a major transition, not the cut-your-penis-off kind of transition. I woke up and got milk from the store for breakfast, no coffee creamer so no coffee. I took the bus into work and got clocked in to be prepared to do little. There weren’t many people here today so I had even less to do except for some tech stuff. Now I saw this one new woman who appeared to be a volunteer today. I got coffee and then wert back to my branch. The new woman I was talking about came to me with Threes asking for help with getting her computer unlocked. I unlocked the account and told her the actual account she needed to log into with and that confusion was cleared up. I was informed by the Indian lady that I also had to print out an ID for her now but I was never given her last name so I had to go to the intern to get her last name. I went back and printed out the card and gave it to the intern. While checking my phone I spotted the iNaturalist girl having her research being showcased and I went on Threads and found a set of posts by Peaches about how hard she has it for leaving her Catholic community and abandoning it for paganism and all the people she has to tell about her leaving and her trying to act like a victim. But this was posted July 30th, 2024 so I have no idea what happened in between. I remembered that Hairdresser’s 30th birthday was yesterday. Also Upsilon’s 22nd birthday is today. Wun Wun came over looking for someone from the department that had so many people gone except for one, so I guided him to her and he had his issue resolved. I had Threes come over to my desk and give me one of her treats she always has:

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I didn’t eat it throughout the day. I went to get pizza at another pizza place and I liked it a bit, unfortunately I got served pizza by the real woman there. I ate and then went back to work. I encountered this woman who had her last day volunteering today and she asked to keep in contact by Instagram, she told me that she knew the Hanoian as she we followed each other on Instagram, she was also from Hanoi and she would be moving to New York City to live in Brooklyn for a while until she could save up to move to San Diego… Her apartment was $1,200 a month at least. She told me she knew someone who could possibly get me a job doing IT at this company based here that I’d be super interested in. Edgar came over and told me about him going to New York City to help a friend move in. While getting donuts from the main kitchen, the CEO was there to tell me he got it unclogged with a specialty plunger. We talked about Super Mario Bros and he liked Super Mario 64 as when his daughter was younger (she’s 28 now) they would play together but now they sometimes hang out where she has her Nintendo Switch and he watches with some popcorn and beer. I felt really touched by it. The CEO discussed with Mauer about where to store the sink cleaning stuff and I don’t know where they put it. Tia left early so that was fun for the person under her. There was enough people gone that the list of people clocked in was short enough to fit on one screen without scrolling. Later on as I was closing down I said goodbye to the Ukrainian man and Staples as I ran to the bus stop to take the bus back home. I’d talked with the woman whom I will be calling Alise. I was going to go on a date with Alise tomorrow and she told me she’s heading to Madison to hang out and drink with, it turns out that she actually meant Cambridge, Wisconsin, which isn’t even in the same county as Madison, she told me she drove down from Oshkosh to stay the night there and go to bars to party, she told me about this game she was playing and then she sent me this photo:

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She also told me about a friend of hers lying on top of her for a while before heading out to the bar and then I completed my blog post, I took my shower really late and played more Fire Emblem Awakening before going to sleep.

Song of the Day: Marvin & Chardonnay - Big Sean, Kanye West, Roscoe Dash (2011)
 
May 2nd, 2026: Date with Alise today. I woke up at 8:00am and got cereal for breakfast. I noticed that the sheets in James the Greater’s room weren’t stripped so he must be still here, I made coffee and I got to work on my math homework, I completed two of the three problems I was assigned and then I went over to the laundromat to do my laundry, I separated it into 2 loads and then I had to go home to do something before heading back and getting it all thrown in the dryer for 20 minutes. I stayed there and wrote in my blog while this woman sat near me. I went back home with my laundry and I played more Fire Emblem Awakening. I knew a bunch of people were doing a walk to the shrine in Champion, Wisconsin today including Lewis, Lewis’ ex-girlfriend, the Honduran in full armor as per a picture from Lewis’ ex-girlfriend, Nash, Sixes’ friend, and Father Aquinas. I talked with Alise over Snapchat and she said that she was leaving early to hang out with a friend in the same city as me before heading to the beer hall. I went to the convenience store and bought 2 bags of Twizzlers peelable because that was her favorite candy. I decided to start walking over at 5:00pm holding 1 bag of the Twizzlers, it was like a 30 minute walk there and I went along the river walk to get there with SuperLocalMaps on. I passed some people including an older White woman walking her dog with a stick in their mouth. I passed a bench where this book was just out in the open on the bench:
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Like seriously this was just out in the open. I continued walking and even walked on a side of the street where there was no sidewalk because I felt like walking in the grass. I got passed by 3 black teens on those e-scooters and I walked down early. I waited for Alise to come and at 5:46pm I texted her:
>Here
And she just responded:
<Omg I’m late I got distracted I’ll be there soon
And I just waited and waited for her to actually show up. It was at 6:25pm when I spotted her walking over, so I said hi and we hugged. The best way to describe her is as having blond hair, a brown wool jacket, green sweatpants and a black tank top, plus she was absolutely massive, height wise 5’10” and body weight wise. I held her hand in and we got tickets for a raffle then seated before I ordered cheese curds. Alise didn’t want any but we got alcohol, I bought a dark lager and she got a white wine. I paid for both and we sat down. We talked and I found out her mom’s side of the family is from Virginia, that her older sister has a boyfriend, she wants to move out of Wisconsin due to the severely cold winters, she doesn’t like beer because it tastes like wheat juice. When the raffle started, there was this older woman sitting at the same table as us who got 4 tickets because she wanted to win something. She didn’t end up winning anything so when Alise got a tiny camping bag, she gave it to her as a gift. The lady was happy that she didn’t have to borrow stuff from her daughter anymore.
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I eventually decided that we should start walking around at 7:26pm and she was guiding me for a bit. She informed me she’s a military brat but doesn’t want to be in the military. We walked along the river for a while, stopping at 7:40pm to try and look in a storm drain, I was not successful and we stood by each other for a while as she folded her arms but had my right arm in it because it was so cold. Speaking of temperature, with the hand I wasn’t holding hers with, I’d occasionally put it on her exposed skin to make her feel cold and it was absolutely hilarious seeing her reaction, she would hug my hand to her body and laugh a bit. We crossed the bridge at 7:53pm to deal with this pair of canadian geese that would hiss at us, I took a photo of one demon:

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We walked our way over to this statue and I took some photos of her with it as she took 2 photos of me with them. We went on our walk back and spotted some gang tags. She said she didn’t want to live here as she doesn’t like the crime. As we crossed the bridge she saw these glowing arches for a hospital and we walked down that way. I did the cold hand to the stomach trick again and then we turned around when we got to the Millenial bar lights place. While crossing the street, I had to drag Alise a bit because a car was coming yet she didn’t budge. When she asked me if I had gone on previous dates I said yeah, I asked her if she was jealous and she said yeah and told me her last date was in January 2025 with a situationship of 9 months. We got into her car as she drove me back, Alise along the way said I was very touchy but she didn’t mind. I got dropped off and gave her a kiss on the cheek, telling her to text me when she gets back to Cambridge. I took a shower and went to sleep after she arrived there.

Song of the Day: 1965 - Jessie Murph (2025)
 
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